Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Featured Author: Tamara Lee Dorris

Tamara Lee Dorris is here today to talk about her humorous women's fiction novel, Secrets of a Spiritual Guru, in which she puts her real life on the job knowledge of real estate to use. Since the book is subtitled, Real Estate, Yoga & Lies, we're going to assume she also has experience in yoga, but fiction comes in when it comes to the lies.


About the book:

Meet Melissa Murphy: wine-drinking real estate agent who finds herself "accidentally" assuming the role of a spiritual blogger when her boyfriend leaves her for his yoga teacher. Can she keep her role secret while trying to win her man back? If the lying doesn't kill her, the poses might!

Praise for Secrets of a Spiritual Guru:

"...Achingly funny and impossibly wise..." --Jenna McCarthy, author of, If It Was Easy They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon; Living with and Loving the TV-Addicted, Sex-Obsessed, Not-so-handy Man You Married.


Interview with Tamara Lee Dorris

How long have you been writing, and how did you start?

Since I was about 11. I fell in love with John Boy Walton and decided I would be a writer. Then I could meet him and we’d get married on Walton’s Mountain. What?

What do you like best about writing? What’s your least favorite thing?

I love the idea-generating process, the obsession I go through when I can’t wait to work on a project, the aha moments when plot thickens, and the feeling I get when people read it and tell me how much they loved it. The least favorite thing is formatting/copyediting.

How did you come up with the title Secrets of a Spiritual Guru?

I actually came up with the title and then thought of the story to support it. It just came to me. I liked the idea a guru online but not in real life.

Do you have another job outside of writing?

I do. I sell houses and am a part-time college professor.

How would you describe Secrets of a Spiritual Guru in a tweet? (140 characters or less.)

If you love or hate real estate, yoga or wine, you’ll want to read this book.
#humor #spiritualguru

How did you create the plot for this book?

Every novel has to start with someone who wants something they can’t have. From there, the obstacles just become more intense. I started with an average woman who wanted to win her man back.

Do you outline, write by the seat of your pants, or let your characters tell you what to write?

I start every novel with a story board so that I can know when I’m at pivotal points, climaxes, etc. I tend to write a lot in my head (I go over scenes in my mind), then when I sit down to type, it comes quick and easy. It’s pretty much all planned.

Did you have any say in your cover art?

My neighbor Amy is a phenomenal artist. I gave her some basic direction and she ran with it. I love it! I think it’s contributed to so many purchases too.

Do you have imaginary friends?

I have a writing angel. His name is Martin and he helps me with plots, ideas, and story set-backs.

How do you get to know your characters?

I sleep with them. Seriously! I lay in bed and watch them in my mind until I feel like I know what moves them.

Best answer ever for that question! Love it. Okay...Sophie’s choice: Do you have a favorite of your characters?

Yes, Melissa, the main character.

When you start a new book, do you know what the entire cast will be?

Usually. In some books I do, though, a character will take on a lesser or greater role than I’d first envisioned.

Which character did you most enjoy writing?

Tac. Mainly because he’s arrogant but tries to pretend he’s not. That bugs me.

I’m constantly on the lookout for new names. How do you name your characters?

I like everyday names mostly, and then I like to throw in an odd one, such as Tac, just to shake things up.

What would your main character say about you?

That I’m a big fat liar, and I do not drink too much wine.

Are any of your characters inspired by real people? Who?


The mother in Guru is based on my own neurotic mother. Who is so neurotic that when I named her in the acknowledgements as the inspiration for the neurotic mother, she just laughed and said, “I’m glad I’m not like that mother.”

LOL. That reminds me of a Robert Burns quote: "O wad some Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us!" How about you? Are you like any of your characters?

I’m like all of my characters in one way or another. I think all writers can only write what they know, and ultimately, we’re all interconnected, but since this isn’t a quantum physics quiz, I’ll just answer: Yes.

I like writing characters who do and say things I never would, as well as characters who do and say things I wish I could. Do you have characters who fit into one of those categories? Who, and in what category do they fall?

Well, see? That goes back to your earlier question. You ARE like those characters in one way, but you’re letting your character do the dirty work for you (shame on you!). Seriously, I think all of us writers are guilty of that. My main character can be a little petty...not that I would ever be. ***looks around innocently***

If you could be one of your characters, which one would you choose?
Tac, because he’s a top producing agent with good hair and lots of awards.

With which of your characters would you most like to be stuck on a deserted island?

Tac, again. For reasons mentioned above. But he won’t need to bring the awards to the island.

Tell us about your favorite scene in the book.

When the main character tells off a racist client.

Ooh, I love a good telling off! What song would you pick to go with your book?

“Walking on Sunshine.”

Who are your favorite authors?

I read a TON of spiritual development books, so Neville Goddard, Louise Hay, Wayne Dyer. For fiction, I like the classic authors: Harper Lee, Hemmingway, even Steve King.

What are your favorite books?
a) as a child: Charlotte’s Web; James and the Giant Peach

b) as a teenager
Go Ask Alice, Gone With the Wind, Valley of the Dolls

c) as an adult
 To Kill a Mockingbird, Bastard Out of Carolina, Legends of the Fall, Heads in Beds.

Which author would you most like to invite to dinner, and what would you fix me? I mean, him. Or her. 

Ha, ha. Whatever you, I mean, she, likes. As long as wine is involved. Besides you, I’d go for Ayn Rand. Mostly so I could ask her what the heck she was thinking versus what society said she was.

What book are you currently reading and in what format (e-book/paperback/hardcover)?

I call “Trick Question.” I have seven books on my Kindle and four paperbacks going at any giving time. Here’s a sample:
Spider Spin Me a Web, How to Get What you Really Want, Heads in Beds (re-reading it for pure delight), The Neville Goddard Collection.

How do you handle criticism of your work?

Poorly.
It happens. I used to make voodoo dolls. Just kidding. Actually, I’m pretty lucky thus far with reviews. I think we should learn from all the feedback we get (and then make voodoo dolls).

I totally agree! 
Do you have a routine for writing? Do you work better at night, in the afternoon, or in the morning?

As you know, when you’re a writer, time goes really fast, so I try to manage my writing time in the early afternoon when I have at least 2-4 hours to sit in front of my laptop and bang away. However, I could write anytime and honestly think that even when I’m not at my laptop, I’m still writing in my mind.

A writer's mind never rests! Where and when do you prefer to do your writing?

Funny you ask. My laptop at the kitchen table. Never mind I have a large, lovely office just down the hall. I use my office for administrative/real estate stuff, but do all my creative writing in the kitchen. It’s cozy in here.

Where’s home for you?

I’m most happy in the mountains, but since all my kids live in Sacramento, this is where we stay. I actually decorate my home like a log cabin to trick myself. It seems to be working.

Tell us one weird thing, one nice thing, and one fact about where you live.

Weird: I have a pet box turtle in my office who is 20 years old. The weird part is her toe-nails are longer than she is.
Nice: Sacramento is sunny a lot, plus we don’t have earthquakes, tornadoes or hurricanes. I consider that a plus.
Fact: We’ve had more celebrity politicians than any state...maybe that should be under “scary”?

Yes indeedy. Do you ever get writer’s block?

No. More like the opposite. I do most of my writing in my mind (I see my scenes), so when I sit down, my little fingers are poised and ready to type.

Is there anything in particular that you do to help the writing flow? Music? Acting out the scene? Long showers?

I see the scene in my mind. However, I might note that I do this most effectively when I’m in nature, the shower, or listening to Mozart.

What’s one of your favorite quotes?

“Just do it” --Nike.

What three books have you read recently and would recommend?
Heads in Beds, The New Testament, Yoga Sutras.

What do you like to do when you’re not writing?

Think about writing. Seriously. And drink wine and cook things I can put on Facebook.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Colorado most the year and the Coast in the winter.

If you could take a trip anywhere in the world, where would you go?
I’ve always wanted to go to Italy...the back country, and go wine tasting on a bicycle. I suppose it should have training wheels , though.

What are you working on now?

I just finished a naughty book that I’m using a pen name for, so we won’t talk about that one. But, I’m working on a story called, The Boy Who Talked to Angels.

Great. Come back and talk to us about it when it's done!


Book Trailer:


Excerpt from Secrets of a Spiritual Guru

            In two days I will be closing the biggest deal in two years. And in two months, I will have a birthday. I am ecstatic about the first one and suicidal about the second. A little about me: Previously, I spent eleven years in the retail industry, mostly squandering my paychecks on the employee discount. I like cute clothes. Eventually, though, I decided to get my real estate license. Five minutes later, the market crashed.

            I am one of the lucky ones, though, because for one thing I live with my boyfriend, Ron, who has been around for several years now. OK, four years, eight months, and two days. How do I know this definite time frame? Because my mother reminds me weekly when we chat. I am certain she keeps a little calendar next to the phone entitled, How Long Since Melissa and Ron Have Been Dating Without Getting Married and Giving Me a Grandchild. And it’s not really a weekly chat as much as it is a guilt call, as in, if I don’t call her at least once a week she makes me feel even more guilty than she does about the fact I’ve not yet produced offspring for her viewing pleasure.

            Now, about Ron: He’s a nice guy, really, and pretty cute, too. He’s nice in the sit-on-the-couch-with-a-beer-yelling-at-the-television-screen-when-his-team-is-losing kind of way. Oh, and he has become a bit of an Internet fiend lately. Always on the damn computer. Ron is the one who convinced me to get my real estate license. He said, “You’ve been selling clothes for years; I bet you’d be great at houses.” While Ron had the ability to see the big picture, I found it difficult to imagine that selling houses would be anything at all like working in the Women’s Fine Fashion Department of Haddock’s. After all, it isn’t like you can stand outside the dressing room while someone tries on a house. And customers get so agitated when they try to return a cardigan; what happens when it’s a condo?

            Ron reminded me that with my own condo paid off (thanks to my father’s life insurance policy), and him covering the rest of our expenses (which is precisely how I donated so much of each paycheck to my special clothing and wine account) that living on commission would be a breeze, I would spend less on clothes (I knew he’d been snooping in my closet), and that when I did sell a house, it would be big money. So, I took the required classes online, passed the state exam, and suddenly found dozens of brokers pursuing me. OK, there were actually only two, but they both wanted me really badly. I choose Cal State Realty. Mostly because it’s close to my condo, and the broker reminds me of Sean Connery (without the accent).

            My mother, of course, had a coronary over me giving up such a “promising” career as assistant department manager of such a “fine establishment” where she got to enjoy my employee discounts almost as much as I did.
            “Oh, honey, I think it’s fine you got your real estate license, but you can’t be serious about quitting Haddock’s. There’s this cute little handbag I saw in the window last week—”

            “Yes, Mom,” I say, cutting her off, but knowing exactly which handbag she’s referring to. “I’ve got enough saved, and of course I have Ron…” my words trail off as I consider what shoes I could wear with that damn purse.

            “But I just read that the housing market is crashing. Things are going to get really bad.”

            “I know, but really, I need a change, and I already have a deal in escrow. Do you realize the commission will be like four paychecks?”

            My mother sits silent on the other end.

            “Well, that was pretty easy,” she finally says, referring to the fact that I only took this nice couple out one time, wrote an offer that day, and did most of the paperwork in an hour or two.

            “I know! Just imagine if I am not dead-dog tired from being on my feet all day, hanging up clothes and smiling at rude women.” And staying up drinking wine and eating ice cream from the container.

About the author:

Tamara Dorris has gone insane selling houses and likes to write books, blog posts and letters to Santa Claus (he has yet to respond). She understands that family, friends, wine and really cute clothes are what matter most in life, and she does her best to buy all of them as her Botox budget allows.

Connect with the author:
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Buy the book:
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Sunday, October 13, 2013

Featured Author: J. Daniel Parra

J. Daniel Parra is a New York-based author of Pieces of Tracy, a work of contemporary fiction, published by Diversion Books. I'm happy to have him here today to talk about his debut novel.
  

About the book:

Two lives... two romantic cities... Meet Teresa Felicia Santana León. In New York, she's Tracy León, a would-be artist and telemarketer who falls for an older tycoon, Bruce Babich. When Bruce's mother sends her to Rome to find a stolen painting, Tracy assumes an alter ego, the zesty Felicia Santana. In Rome, she meets a younger artist named Mario Giordani who helps her on her quest. Before long, she is juggling two romances and two distinct identities: Tracy, demure trophy wife wannabe in New York's high society, and wanton, thrill-seeking Felicia in sultry Rome. Against the backdrop of these exciting cities, she follows her divided heart, even if it leads her in the wrong direction. The secrets behind the stolen painting send her on an unforgettable journey that prompts her to re-examine her own talents and inspirations. As the pieces come together, Tracy faces a life-changing choice, one that will lead to surprising discoveries about love and her own identity.

Interview with J. Daniel Parra 


Who are your favorite authors? 

It’s a long, eclectic list, but I would definitely say Henry James is my top favorite, followed by Edith Wharton, Philip Pullman, Charles Dickens, Leo Tolstoy, James Clavell, Anne Rice, Ian Fleming, Larry McMurtry, Sidney Sheldon, John Jakes, John LeCarre. And I love the French: Hugo, Dumas, Flaubert, Maupassant, Proust, Balzac, Laclos, Colette. I could go on.


With a list like that, you must have a very long to-be-read pile. Just how long is it?

I’m still working my way through my pile from BookExpo America which was in May. At this rate, by the time next year’s BookExpo rolls around, I’ll be only partially through my current pile. 

I think that is a common problem among authors! But it's a nice problem to have. What book are you currently reading and in what format (e-book/paperback/hardcover)? 

I just finished David Leavitt’s new novel, The Two Hotel Francforts in hardcover.  He has a real gift for dialogue. Now I’m starting The Three Musketeers by


Do you have a routine for writing?

I’m a morning person so the earlier I start, the clearer my head and my thoughts. When I’m writing the heaviest, I usually start around 7 or 8 in the morning and keep going until I’m in a place I can comfortably pick up again the next day.

Where do you prefer to do your writing?

I have a place along the beach that’s quiet and has an office space that’s piled high with reference books and magazines. It’s my escape from the city and its day-to-day stress. I do write in the city but it requires much more effort to concentrate.

Where’s home for you? 

New York City. There’s always something happening here, and I love to eavesdrop on conversations on the street, some of which have ended up word-for-word in my fiction. New Yorkers, you’ve been warned!

What’s one of your favorite quotes? 

From Henry James, of course: “Go everywhere, do everything; get everything out of life. Be happy—be triumphant.”
What three books have you read recently and would recommend?


All these are new releases that I’ve reviewed on my site: Songs of Willow Frost by Jamie Ford, The Engagements by J. Courtney Sullivan, and The Signature of All Things by Elizabeth Gilbert.

What do you like to do when you’re not writing? 

Not surprisingly, I read a lot. I draw compulsively and have since I was a child. I also love running and am frequently doing loops in Central Park. If you see me, please say hello.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? 

I am lucky to say I already live here, in New York City.

What are you working on now? 

A new novel but that’s all I can say for now.

Well, I hope you'll come back when you can say more!

Alexandre Dumas in trade paperback. I love the French!



About the author:

J. Daniel Parra was born in Mexico City and grew up in Oklahoma and Texas. A graduate of Sarah Lawrence College, he has written for a variety of publications. His working experience includes ten years in advertising and marketing where he won awards for campaigns for major national advertisers.

 He lives in Manhattan and is currently at work on his next novel.

Connect with the author:
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Buy the book:
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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Featured Author: Sarah Dunster

Sarah Dunster's new novel, Mile 21, is a romantic comedy one reviewer dubbed, "Amazingly Wonderful." Described as inspirational fiction, the book is about grieving, loss, and recovery. Mile 21 is published by Cedar Fort Publishing, and Sarah's here today to talk about it.


About the book:

Abish's husband died suddenly just seven months after their marriage, so she's allowed to be a little crazy and mixed up inside. But it's been a year now since it happened, and her family can't handle her quirky behaviors and emotional disconnect anymore. When mom boots her from the family apartment, it seems her only choice is to move back into single-student housing and attend the ward that (funny thing) her drill sergeant boss happens to preside over. Add in Bob, the divorced-single-parent who Abish accidentally walked in on in her underwear when he was trying to fix her Internet (and who also happens to be the executive secretary), and Abish is sure it's all some cosmic joke. Question is, will she be able to land on her feet, or is she going to allow her world to continue to fall apart until she has nobody left?

Book Trailer



Interview with Sarah Dunster

Sarah, how did you come up with the title Mile 21?

The 21st mile of a marathon is where a lot of runners break down and struggle. Abish is at a very difficult point in her life, and she needs help. And she is 21 years old. It just worked!

I like it! Do you have another job outside of writing?

I am a full-time mother of seven (soon to be 8) children. I homeschool them until age 8, and I’m a youth leader in my church. So I have the equivalent of several full/part time jobs, on top of writing!

Oh my goodness! I don't know how you find time to write. 
Do you have a routine for writing?

I get 1,100 words done a day. I do it in 1.5-2 hours. I have to work around having 4-7 kids who need stuff solved, a moment of lap sitting, lunch to be made, etc. So I’ve learned to be very efficient! On the other hand, having to get up and deal with kids sometimes gives me a moment to think and be inspired. I am not sure what I’ll do when I don’t have those distractions all the time.

How would you describe your book in six words?

Angsty chick laughs and can love.

How did you create the plot for Mile 21?

I have gone through some tough things in my life. Things that have made me feel alienated from those around me, who didn’t quite know how to handle my situation. I wanted to create a story that would draw a reader into the mind of someone who is really struggling, someone who is not necessarily functioning too well, and then see how the recovery process is a miracle. I wanted, in writing this story, to help people understand those around them who are going through things they might *not* understand, and learn how to help them and also give them some slack. But in the end, I wrote it because I loved the story, how it turned out. It’s funny and touching. And I think Abish is someone we can all identify with.

What would Abish say about you?

She’d probably think I’m a bit of a wimp. I’ve never punched anybody in the eye. And the most I’ve ever run is 2 miles.

What song would you pick to go with your book?

Been a Long Day” by Rosi Golan. In fact, it’s in my book trailer!

You’re given the day off, and you can do anything but write. What would you do?

Aaaugh. I guess...go hiking somewhere. Hopefully not by myself...there are a lot of bears around where I live.

Do you have a favorite quote?

“Be the change you wish to see in the world.” --Gandhi


About the author:

Sarah Dunster is wife to one, mother to seven, and an author of fiction and poetry. Her poems have appeared on Wilderness Interface Zone as well as in Victorian Violet Press, Segullah Magazine, Dialogue: Journal of Mormon Thought, and Sunstone Magazine. Her first novel Lightning Tree was released by Cedar Fort in April of 2012. When she is not writing, Sarah can often be found cleaning, cooking vegetarian meals, holding small people in her lap, or taking long, risky walks after dark, especially in thunderstorms.

Connect with Sarah:
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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Featured book: Sight Reading


About the book:

Lyrical and evocative, Sight Reading by Daphne Kalotay is an intense, literary love story.

When Hazel and Remy happen upon each other on a warm Boston spring day, their worlds immediately begin to spin. Remy, a gifted violinist, is married to composer Nicholas Elko, who was once the love of Hazel's life. Over the decades, each buried secrets, disappointments, and betrayals that now threaten to undermine their happiness.

We follow the notes of their complicated, intertwined lives from 1987 to 2007, from Europe to America, and from conservatory life to the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Sight Reading, from the author of the acclaimed debut novel Russian Winter, is an exploration of what makes a family, of the importance of art in daily life, and of the role of intuition in both the creative process and the evolution of the self.

Excerpt from Daphne Kalotay's Sight Reading

Chapter One

She arrived at rehearsal that winter evening to find behind the podium a young man in baggy slacks and a boxy tweed jacket.  This was Remy’s final semester at the conservatory; she was twenty-two years old and still one seat away from first chair.  The man said nothing as the other students trickled in, just nodded “hello” and waited for them to assemble themselves and their instruments.  The air was so dry, the clasps of Remy’s violin case shocked her fingertips.  She glanced at the man, whose face seemed to be trying to say that nothing unusual was happening, no, not at all.

     It was 1987, a Sunday.  A room full of students not quite recovered from the weekend’s parties and performances and one-night stands.  Their regular conductor, Mr. Bergman, was a short, lisping man with rolled-up pant cuffs; everyone looked at this new one in a tired, questioning way.  His skin was fair, and his dark hair flopped at a slant across his forehead.  There was something angular about his face, with its defined cheekbones and elegantly bony nose.  Remy tucked her violin up under her chin and tested the strings, enjoying the sensation of each one, with the slight turn of a peg, slipping into tune.

     Not until her stand partner, Lynn, hurried in to take the seat next to her did the man explain—not at all thoroughly—that Mr. Bergman wouldn’t be back.  “And so,” he announced in a British sort of accent that managed to sound both witty and bewildered, “I’ve been hired as his replacement.”

     He was too tall for the tweed jacket, or perhaps just too trim, too lad-ish: Remy decided he couldn’t be more than thirty.  “What did he say his name was?” whispered Lynn, who as concertmistress would surely end up on a first-name basis with him.  But no name had been mentioned.  The man had come from out of nowhere.  Remy pictured a small pile of luggage waiting just outside the practice hall.

     “Well, so, in that case, then,” the man was saying.  “I’m very excited about the selections we have.  Scheherazade is one of my favorites.”

     Mine, too, thought Remy, with slight bitterness.  Not a day went by that she didn’t wish she, and not Lynn, might be the one to portray Scheherazade’s seductive voice, with that first melodious proclamation and the passionate spirals that followed.  In private she practiced the solo bits as if they were hers.  Lynn, meanwhile, was briskly swiping rosin onto her bow, stirring up a low cloud of sticky dust, as if this man’s sudden appearance weren’t at all out of the ordinary and she might be called upon at any moment to play her cadenza.

     The man’s eyes were bright (though there were slight shadows beneath them) and his button-down shirt, open at the collar, was visibly rumpled underneath the tweed jacket.  His expression was one of bemusement.  Remy felt suddenly hopeful, though she couldn’t have quite said why.

     “Well, so,” the man announced in a cheery, English way. “Off we go.”

He had them start with the Sibelius. 

    “All right, so,” he said lightly, waving at them to stop.  Remy felt a surge of frustration.  She was just one of the many faces looking up at him; this late in the semester, what were the chances a new conductor might discover all she could do?

    “Starting at bar seventy-four, let the phrase play itself out.”  He hummed the phrase, as if from pleasure rather than in illustration.  “Let it come to rest, don’t rush into the next sequence.” He raised his baton. “Let’s start from there.”

    As they played, Remy could feel the conductor trying to hold them back, then allowing the music forward again.  Mr. Bergman hadn’t done it this way.

    “The thing to keep in mind,” the man said, tapping his baton at the podium for them to stop, “is that tempo is about more than just speed. It’s about the passage of time, really. In our lives—not just on the page. You know how sometimes everything seems to keep rushing forward, but then at other times things are peaceful and still?  How sometimes we feel stuck in time, or just plodding along day by day—and then suddenly it’s as if time’s passed us by, or we’re being hurried along, too quickly?  That’s what tempo is really about.  That’s what we’re expressing.  Not just how fast or how slowly the music moves.  It’s about how fast and slow life moves.”

    His eyes widened at the thought, and for a moment it seemed he might be about to make some personal confession.  But he just raised his baton and asked them to try the passage one more time.

About the author:

A citizen of both Canada and the U.S., Daphne Kalotay grew up in New Jersey and graduated from Vassar College before moving to Massachusetts to attend Boston University’s Creative Writing Program. There her stories went on to win the school’s Florence Engel Randall Fiction Prize and a Transatlantic Review Award from The Henfield Foundation. She remained at BU to complete a PhD in Modern and Contemporary Literature and, with Saul Bellow as her advisor, wrote her doctoral dissertation on the works of Mavis Gallant. (Her interviews with Mavis Gallant can be read in The Paris Review‘s Writers-At-Work series.) A MacDowell Fellow, Daphne has received fellowships from the Christopher Isherwood Foundation, the Bogliasco Foundation, and Yaddo. Her fiction collection, Calamity and Other Stories (Doubleday), was short listed for the 2005 Story Prize, and her debut novel, Russian Winter (HarperCollins), won the 2011 Writers’ League of Texas Fiction Prize, made the long list for the IMPAC Dublin Literary Award, and has been published in 21 foreign editions.  Her newest novel is Sight Reading (Harper, 2013). Currently co-president of the Boston chapter of the Women’s National Book Association, Daphne lives in Somerville, Massachusetts.   

Connect with Daphne:
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Buy the book:
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Sunday, October 6, 2013

Featured Author: Shaun Allan



Shaun Allan is a multi-talented, twelve-time published author of books in numerous genres. His newest book is a #1 Bestseller paranormal thriller, titled Sin. Shaun and his main character, also known as Sin, are here today to talk about each other, the book, writing, and more. There's never a dull moment when these two are around. And don't miss Shaun's answers to my Twenty Questions.


About the book:

Dead, dead, dead.  Say it enough times and it becomes just another word.

What would you do? Could you kill a killer? Does the death of one appease the deaths of a hundred? What about that hundred against a thousand?

What if you had no choice?

Meet Sin. No, not that sort of sin, but Sin, crazy as a loon (you ask Sister Moon), and proud of it. Sin locks himself away in an asylum and, every so often, gets violent. That’s only so they’ll give him those nice drugs, though. The ones that help him forget.

It’s a pity they don’t work.

Sin, you see, has a serious problem. Well, it’s not so much his problem, as ours – yours, mine and everyone else’s. People die around Sin.  He doesn't like it and there's nothing he can do about it.  But someone else knows, and Sin has to stop them... and himself...

Flip and catch...

Book Trailer




Interview with Shaun Allan:

Shaun, how long have you been writing and why the heck did you start?

Well, my mother tells me I started writing when I was very young. I’d draw pictures and write stories to go along with them. She also tells me, however, I cried all the time as a baby and was difficult. Me? Never. So she may be wrong. I certainly can’t remember a time when I haven’t written.



Sin, do you tell Shaun what to write? Do you two argue over what he writes? Who wins?

We have a sort of symbiotic relationship. He lets me lose with his hands to write my story whilst he goes off picking daisies or something. I get to have a voice, and he gets to escape for a little while.



Shaun, do you let him tell you what to write? Do you ever feel like poking Sin with a Q-tip?

Would you poke someone who can kill people without even knowing it? Nope, I don’t tell him anything! I find out what’s going to happen when he does.

Smart man. I’m assuming Shaun named you, Sin. Why did he pick that?

Sin: Actually, it was a joke of some sort from my parents. They named me Sin and my sister Joy.

Shaun: Actually, I can’t quite remember. I think it has to do with my fascination with black holes. It started out as Singularity Point, the point in a black hole when the laws of time and space collapse. I just, one day, wrote “Name’s Sin” and followed where the story took me.  It could have been a comedy or a children’s book.

Sin: Hey, I am a comedian. I’m hilarious. Didn’t you know?



Would you change your name if you could? To what?

John. Or Steve. When I was young, I always wanted to be Steve. Something normal! Saying that, Odd Thomas is happy with his name, so I suppose I can’t really complain.

How did you two meet and get to know each other?

Sin: I’ve always been inside of him, waiting for him to give me a voice. I’m therapy for him.

Shaun: Actually, he’s probably not far from the truth. I call Sin my ‘Dark Half.’ He gets to ask all the questions and say all the things I can’t myself. Writing him is quite therapeutic.

Sin: And I’m the one who’s been in an asylum??


Shaun, put your hands over your ears. Sin, tell us about Shaun.

He’s a nice enough bloke. Thinks he’s funny. He took his dog training and, on the second occasion of going, the trainer couldn’t remember his name but remembered his dog’s, so called him Mr. Sarcastic. It doesn’t take long, you see! But, he loves his family, likes his job, and wishes for a few more hours in the day to fit his life in!

Which one of you came up with the title Sin? Is Sin (the person) a little self-absorbed?
Did Shaun lose control on this issue?

Sin: It’s my name, but it sort of encompasses what the book is about. Not just the name, but the ideal of what ‘sin’ actually is. Could you kill a killer, for example? If you did, would that make you as bad as him? Sin has a broad definition. I suppose, if my name was Fred, or something, it wouldn’t quite carry the same weight.

Shaun: What he said...

Mr. Sarcastic, I mean Shaun, are you a starving artist, independently wealthy, or do you have another job outside of writing that pays the bills?

Shaun: Oh, I have another job. A full-time job and full-time family. This is why it took 10 years to write it.

Sin: Yes. Ten years. It’s a good job I’m patient!

Shaun: As opposed to being a patient?

Sin, describe Shaun in a tweet. (140 characters or less.)

Funny, decent, takes too long on the toilet. Believer of ‘if it’s meant to be.’ #LovesFindingNemo

Okay, Shaun, your turn at tweeting about Sin.

Thinks he’s funny, wants to be decent, believer of ‘leave the penny where it is.’ #PeopleDieAroundHim

Sin, I hate to tell you this, but Shaun has described you as “crazy as a loon.” Is this true? How would you describe Shaun in four words?

It probably is. I’m crazy, but not insane. I look upon the world with a bit of a squew-whiff slant. Shaun? I can’t think of four words to describe him. I can never say anything in four words!


How did you create the plot for this book?

I didn’t. It actually created itself. I had no idea where the book was going to go or what was going to happen – not until it did. When I was writing it, there were points where I was worried in case it didn’t come to a conclusion. It wasn’t until I had a mad 15,000-word writing blast in Luxor, Egypt that I could even see what that ending might be.

Sin, which line has Shaun given you that you loved saying the most?

Oh, that’s a hard one...Possibly: “Dead. Say it enough times and it becomes just a word.  Dead. Dead. Dead. Four letters thrown together to mean something that was so much more and so much less. Dead.”

Have you exacted writer’s revenge on anyone, Shaun? Are any of your characters inspired by real people? Have you killed anyone off in the name of therapy?

As if I would...Well, perhaps. Wendy Carpenter is based on a real person, and Connors and certain orderlies are a sort of amalgamation of people.


Shaun, how are you like Sin?

I try to treat darker issues with a sense of humour, and I want to be a decent guy. In most cases, I think I manage that.

Shaun, does Sin do things you wish you could do or things you would never do?

Teleport? That’s something I wouldn’t mind doing, though I’d actually like to be able to control it! The people dying thing I’d prefer to leave alone, thanks.

Shaun, what five real people would you most like to be stuck in an insane asylum with and why?

Jack Nicholson would be a must. Not least because of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, but also because his whole demeanor is a wee bit manic. 

Hmmm...Gary Lightbody from Snow Patrol. They’re one of my favourite groups, and I love his lyrics. We’d have great conversations if he can write like that.

Dean Koontz so Odd Thomas and Sin can chat.

Angelina Jolie. Just because.

I would have said Death, as he plays a mean game of chess (or will in one of my stories), but you said real people, so perhaps Morgan Freeman just to hear him talk – and because Shawshank is one of my favourite ever films.

Mine too! 
Shaun, what’s your favorite line from a book? Any book. You have more than one? Okay, what are your ten favorite lines from a book?

That’s a difficult one. I have various favourite books – Green Mile, Night Watchman Express, The Belgariad, Odd Thomas, but I can’t really remember lines from them, I’m afraid.

Have you ever bought any books just for the cover?

I can’t say I have. The title yes – that’s how I got into Odd Thomas, and I’ve loved every installment!

Who are your favorite authors?

I like a lot of Dean Koontz, particularly Odd. I’m humbled that Sin has been compared to him. I’m also a fan of Stephen King (another comparison), Alison DeLuca, David Eddings and Terry Brooks. I also read a book called Silver, which I came across by accident on my Kindle and loved it, but I can’t remember the author. I only know I’m waiting for the sequel Gold.

How long is Shaun’s to-be-read pile? What’s at the top?

Very long. Nothing is really at the top as, once I’ve finished the book I’m reading, I’ll pick up whichever I feel at the time. Possibly James Herbert’s Ash, which I’ve been eyeing for a time and started about three pages before Odd came out. I’d just finished Dan Brown’s Inferno. Not bad, but far too descriptive. It was like Langdon was doing a Lonely Planet guide to Florence.

Sin, you get to decide who would read your audiobook. Who would you choose?

I’ve actually had this discussion as it’s in production. I wondered if it should be an American or English voice. I think it needs to be English as it’s set here and I am.  Probably James McAvoy. He’s the right age (well, a bit younger but close enough) and is typically English – he’s not too ‘posh’ sounding and isn’t cockney.

What book are you currently reading and in what format (e-book/paperback/hardcover)?

I’m reading the latest Odd Thomas book by Dean Koontz, in hardback. Inferno was hardback too, but I have Ash as an e-book. I don’t mind the format, as long as I get to read.


Does Sin like to read?

He does, but they don’t allow books in the asylum.

They don't? Wow. That should be a...sin. Sorry. Couldn't help myself. Where and when do you prefer to do your writing, Shaun?

I’d prefer to be sitting at my kitchen table, or in my garden, but I usually end up squeezing bits in during my lunch break, typing into Notepad and pasting into Word!

Sin lives in an asylum, but Shaun, where’s home for you?

Grimsby, England. I’ve lived in a couple of other places – and almost moved across country, but have ended up back here. The town is OK (good and bad points, like everywhere), but the area is lovely. We’re in the middle of Lincolnshire, which is like the garden of the world.


Sin, tell us about the asylum.

It’s white. I mean everything, uniforms, walls and ceilings are white. You can’t think for yourself, and you’re expected to sit there and stare into space. I have some very good friends in here and I feel for every one. Ah, home, sweet home.

Tell us one weird thing, one nice thing, and one fact about where you live.

Shaun: It was (supposedly) founded by Grim, who was protecting the heir to the Danish throne from the murderous intentions of the Prince Regent. We have a seaside town (Cleethorpes) right next door – joined by a street. It was once the biggest fishing port in the world.

Sin: The television in the recreation room is pretty much permanently stuck on MTV. The inmates are some of the nicest people you could meet. Connors is probably crazier than anyone else in here...

Neil Gaiman said, “Picking five favorite books is like picking five body parts you'd most like not to lose.” So...what are your five favorite books and your five body parts you’d most like not to lose?

Hmmm...Misery
All of the Belgariad.
The Green Mile.
Odd Thomas.
Angels and Demons
My head.
My hands.
My penis!
Erm...That’s all. You can have the rest of me.

What would your last meal be?

Either a rib-eye steak with peppercorn sauce, or fish fingers, fried egg and chips (proper chips – chunky and deep fried). Oh, or a bacon butty!

Shaun, what do you like to do when you’re not tormenting Sin?

Tormenting him? Me? Other way around, methinks. I like to read, and I love watching films. One of my favourite places is the cinema! Most of all, I love to spend time with my girls – my wife and daughters. They’re the main reason I’m grey, but also why I have laughter lines at my eyes!

That's very lovely. Sin, if you could escape the asylum, where would you go?

Luxor, Egypt. No, Moscow in winter. No, Budapest. No, New York to find Phoebe, Chandler, Rachel, and the rest and drink coffee. No. I’d go home.

If you could take a trip together anywhere in the world, where would you go? Would the world be safe with the two of you on the loose together?
  
Shaun: I think the world would be safer with us together!

Sin: You’d do my head in! You’d be trying to tell me what to do!

Shaun: I’ve tried that. It didn’t work.

Sin: Fair point. OK, where do you fancy?

Shaun: Easter Island?

Sin: Ohhh, sure!

Shaun, what's next? What are you working on now?

I’m actually working on Mortal Sin, the sequel. I’m researching the investigation of random deaths and such like...

And you promise to come back and tell us more about it when it's published...right?


Other books by Shaun Allan:



Twenty Questions with Shaun Allan:


1.    Love or money? Love. Who needs money?

2.    Plain or peanut? Plain.

3.    Beef or chicken? Hmmm…. Chicken, though I do really enjoy beef!

4.    Coffee or tea? Tea. Coffee when I have had too much tea!

5.    Oxford comma: yes or no? NO.

6.    Hardback or Kindle? Hardback, though room for both.

7.    Salty or sweet? Sweet.

8.    City or country? Country every time.

9.    Dog or cat? Dog, though my favourite pet was a cat...

10.    Fame or fortune? Love. I don’t expect fortune, and I’m not interested in fame.

11.    Laptop or desktop? Laptop.

12.    Health food or junk food? If healthy tasted like chocolate...

13.    Mountains or beach? Mountains.

14.    Gourmet or diner? Diner.

15.    Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.) Sweet (just).

16.    Humor or drama? Humour. Or dramatic humour.

17.    Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock? Mr. Spock!

18.    Halloween or Christmas? Halloween, but I love Christmas.

19.    Spring of fall? Fall.

20.    Morning or night? Night.

About the author:

A creator of many prize winning short stories and poems, Shaun Allan has written for more years than he would perhaps care to remember. Having once run an online poetry and prose magazine, he has appeared on Sky television to debate, against a major literary agent, the pros and cons of Internet publishing as opposed to the more traditional method. Many of his personal experiences and memories are woven into the point of view and sense of humour of Sin, the main character in his best-selling novel of the same name, although he can’t, at this point, teleport.

A writer of multiple genres, including horror, humour and children’s fiction, Shaun goes where the Muse takes him – even if that is kicking and screaming.

Shaun lives with his wife, daughters, cats and fish! Oh and a manic dog. Though his life might, at times, seem crazy, he is not.

Honest.

Connect with Shaun:
Website | Blog and Sin's Blog | Facebook | Goodreads | Twitter (Shaun)  (Sin) | Ganxy

Buy the book:
Amazon US | Amazon UK | Amazon Author Page | Barnes & Noble | Shaun's bookstore

Friday, October 4, 2013

Featured Author: Roje Augustin

Chick Lit Plus Blog Tours brings Roje Augustin here today to talk about her new novel, The Unraveling of Bebe Jones. Everyone who leaves a comment on the tour page will be entered to win a $20 Amazon gift card. Anyone who purchases their copy of The Unraveling of Bebe Jones before October 21 and sends their receipt to Samantha (at) ChickLitPlus (dot) com, will get five bonus entries.

About the book:

When Desiree Washington ventures into the darkly glittering world of legendary singer Bebe Jones, she gets more than just a job. She gets a family in crisis, a diva meltdown, and a head full of stitches...

The Unraveling of Bebe Jones revolves around the rich and famous Jones family and the people who work for them as they cope through an array of personal dramas. The story begins at the height of the Global Financial Crisis, when 23-year-old Desiree Washington lands a job with her idol, legendary R&B singer Bebe Jones. Desiree quickly discovers that the outwardly perfect Bebe is in fact a troubled and lonely diva reeling from a career in decline and a marriage in tatters, and that behind all the money, glamor and fame, there are skeletons in the family closet. Throughout all of this, Desiree seeks support from her best friend Sean Minton, an aspiring music producer who hails from the insulated world of New York’s black elite burdened with secrets of his own. Rounding out the cast are Bebe's husband, Magnus Chadwick, a British hedge fund manager who cares more about money than family; her disgruntled household staff—-all with strange ties to Bebe; and her children, brave casualties of their mother's nightmare.

Interview with Roje Augustin

Roje, how long have you been writing, and how did you start?

I’ve been writing pretty much all my life. My earliest memory is from 5th grade when I was 9 or 10 and working on a book report. We had only to hand in one page, but I ended up writing four pages, and when it came to my turn to read it aloud, I remember some kids griping about how long it was. But by the time I was done reading it, everyone applauded!  It was my first taste at realizing that there was something I could do well. But I didn’t really start to take it seriously as a career until I began work on Bebe Jones. Prior to that, I wrote articles and scripts for work as a TV producer, but it always seemed secondary, until now. Now it’s my primary focus. 

What do you like best about writing?

I love having autonomy over the work. I can create an entire world of characters and locations, and I don’t have to consult with anyone about my decisions while writing. It’s all mine, and I love the feeling of having complete control over my vision at the start.

What’s your least favorite thing?

My least favorite thing about writing is the isolation. So I’ve recently rented an office space where I can still work in a quiet place but have a bit of humanity about. You need that. 

Your title The Unraveling of Bebe Jones is great. How did you come up with it?
 

Through trial and error! Took years to come up with the title. I just tried to think, "What’s this book about?" My earlier titles were rubbish.

Do you have another job outside of writing?

Television production. Although that’s a bit slow at the moment.

How would you describe your book in a tweet? (140 characters or less.)

A story about the collapse of a rich and famous American family.

How did you create the plot for this book?

Again, through much trial and error. The earlier drafts are completely different to the finished product. When I started I had one story in mind, and the story that exists today emerged after years of tinkering. It told me what it wanted to be. I knew I wanted the story to revolve around this superstar mom and her family and I knew there would be a downward spiral due to this celebrity behaving badly, but everything else was revealed the way and archeological dig might reveal treasure beneath the dirt. 

Do you outline, write by the seat of your pants, or let your characters tell you what to write?

I outline, then let the characters tell me what to write, for sure.

IMO, that's the only way to do it! What about your cover art? Did you have any say in it?

I did have a say in the cover art. I found this brilliant and wonderful photographer named Christian Scott here in Sydeny where I live. We got together to do my press photos, and in the process we discussed the cover. I knew I wanted a face and the cool shade of blue, but Christian designed the look for both covers and I love them. Especially the blue half face, but I love the drama of the cracked mirror cover as well. He did an amazing job. 

Do you have imaginary friends? When do they talk to you? Do they tell you what to write or do you poke them with a Q-tip?

I do have imaginary friends! I talk to them when I’m alone of course, otherwise people might think I’m crazy! Really it’s more of me working out issues that I end up uttering aloud. Whenever the mood strikes me. 

How do you get to know your characters?

By spending time with them. And it’s a combination of me knowing what I want them to be and them telling me where I’ve erred. It’s a wonderfully magical experience.

Sophie’s choice: Do you have a favorite of your characters?

That’s very tough. I really enjoy them all equally. But readers seem to lean toward Sean, which I didn’t expect. 

When you start writing a new book, do you know what the entire cast will be?

In this case yes, because this is a series. All the characters will come back for more drama!

Which character did you most enjoy writing?

Bebe, because she can be such a complicated bitch! Plus, she’s rich and famous and can get away with a lot. That celebrity world is fascinating to me, because these really famous ones who’ve been in the game for decades are totally divorced from reality. That’s great material to work with. 

Yes it is! I’m constantly on the lookout for new names. How do you name your characters?

I try to find names that incorporate a bit of the character’s main traits. For example, Desiree is a young woman fueled by her desire to become a successful writer, Sean Minton comes from an elite family who are ‘minted’ as in a lot of coin, and Bebe is often a big bitch!

Be honest. What would Bebe say about you?

She’d probably say that I’m a pain in her ass!

Well, that's very honest! Are any of your characters inspired by real people? Who?

Bebe is definitely inspired by all the larger than life divas out there that I love.  There’s a bit of Whitney Houston, God rest her soul, in Bebe, a bit of Madonna, a bit of Mariah Carey, Aretha.  She’s a composite of all of these women. 

Are you like any of your characters?

I think I’m most like Desiree. She wants a successful writing career, I do too. She’s intrigued and fascinated by Bebe’s celebrity life, I am too. She’s caring and means well but is also flawed and a bit self-serving at times. And she sometimes struggles with self-confidence. I’m guilty of that as well. 

I like writing characters who do and say things I never would, as well as characters who do and say things I wish I could. Do you have characters who fit into one of those categories? Who, and in what category do they fall?

Bebe is definitely the character that does and says things I never would or wish I could.  That’s why I love writing her. She’s like my alter ego. 

If you could be one of your characters, which one would you choose? 

Again, Bebe. She can get away with bad behavior because she’s rich and famous! I think that would be fun to do, but only for a day...

With which of your characters would you most like to be stuck on a deserted island?

Bebe. She could entertain me!

Tell us about your favorite scene in the book.

The scene that comes to mind is the first scene in which we get Bebe’s pov. It’s called "A Night For an Inventory" and it’s the first time the reader gets into Bebe’s head. You learn about her fears and her wishes, her sadness and loneliness. I don’t know why but I really enjoyed writing this scene. I also enjoyed the scene by the lake with the children and the scenes at the Caymen Gables Luxury Resort. 

What song would you pick to go with your book?

Funny you should ask because my book also has a "sountrack!" There’s the opening theme song: ‘L.E.S. Artist’ by Santigold, the end credits song: ‘Ready’ by Elizabeth Rose, and a couple of other songs listed in two chapters in the book: ‘Disparate Youth’ by Santigold, and ‘Calling Out’ by Lyrics Born.

Who are your favorite authors?

James Baldwin, Zoe Heller, Alexander Mccall Smith, Emily Bronte, James Joyce, Stephen King, John Knowles, Truman Capote, EB White, Maya Angelou, and Kate Grenville.

What are your favorite books...

A) as a child:
To Kill a Mockingbird  B) as a teenager: Tropic of Cancer C) as an adult: Notes on a Scandal.

Which author would you most like to invite to dinner, and what would you fix me? I mean, him. Or her.

Hahaha!  I would love Zoe Heller, I love her prose. She’s amazing. I’d make her Caribbean Oxtail. And you too!

Thank you for including me! What book are you currently reading and in what format (e-book/paperback/hardcover)?

I’m currently re-reading Wuthering Heights on my Kindle. Such a great story. 

How do you handle criticism of your work?

Pretty well I think. I’m under no illusion that my book is perfect. No book is perfect. There will always be someone who just doesn’t like your work. That’s okay with me. My self-worth or my passion for what I do is not shattered at all by criticism. 

Do you have a routine for writing? Do you work better at night, in the afternoon, or in the morning?

I have a little studio office space I rent, and I walk to work after school drop-off and work solidly until school pick-up. I do this three days a week for now but will pick up to five days a week when my youngest starts kindergarten. I prefer to write at night, but with two young kids, it just doesn’t work. So I’ve trained myself to get the juices flowing during the day, and it’s worked out just fine.

Where and when do you prefer to do your writing?

I prefer to do it in bed at night!  But I do it during the day at my office.

Where’s home for you?

Home is wherever my husband and daughters are. Really wherever my husband is, forget the kids! I love that man to death.

Tell us one weird thing, one nice thing, and one fact about where you live.

Nice thing about living in Australia is the weather and the space to relax. Lots of beaches, which I adore. One fact about Australia is that it is geographically as big as continental U.S. but only has 22 million people. The middle is freakin’ empty! Can’t think of anything weird about Australia, unless you think living with spiders and skinks and all kinds of motherflippin’ critters in your home is weird. 

Yeah, that would be me. Spiders and skinks and motherflippin' critters are weird to me. Do you ever get writer’s block? What do you do when it happens?

I never really get writer’s block. I think it’s because I’m very comfortable with writing garbage so as to get started and then letting the treasure emerge from that garbage over time. I never expect my first drafts to be anything but getting the thoughts down on paper. To that end, I can write whenever I need or want. 

Is there anything in particular that you do to help the writing flow? Music? Acting out the scene? Long showers?

I never ever write with music. I need quite. But I do like to act out scenes. Helps to get a level of authenticity in the writing if you can act it out. 

What’s one of your favorite quotes?


“I’m thankful to all those who said no (to me). Because of them, I did it myself.”  --Albert Einstein. 

What three books have you read recently and would recommend?

Before I Go to Sleep by S.J. Watson, Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, and The Secret River by Kate Grenville.

What do you like to do when you’re not writing?

I love to watch a good TV drama series. My husband and I really get into them. Or I’m partying with my friends!

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

I think I’m where I would choose. Sydney is a beautiful place to live.

If you could take a trip anywhere in the world, where would you go?

I would try out every 5-star luxury villa in the warmest places on earth and just be totally pampered.

Take me with you! Please? Last question: What are you working on now?

I’m working on the second book in the Bebe Jones series. And a few other TV things.

Please come back and tell us about them!

Guest Post

Time and Heart: A Writer’s Best Friends
By Roje Augustin


One of the questions I get asked a lot is ‘how do you do it?’ ‘How do you get down to the business of writing a book?’ My first answer is, “With a pen and paper!” Then I get serious and tell them what I really believe to be true: Time and heart. That’s all it really takes to write something that is, at the very least, decent if not good or great.  And that’s not just time spent writing, but time spent reading and learning the craft.  The heart comes from your personal life.

In terms of writing there are very concrete, nuts and bolts things to keep in mind when getting started.  Most important is managing your expectations.  I think a lot of people get discouraged because they expect their first drafts to be good and I’m telling you right now, that is IMPOSSIBLE.  Veteran writers will know this already, but if you’re new to the game and reading this, please understand that no one ever writes a good first draft of anything, EVER.  The minute you give up this expectation, you’ll be well on your way to honing what I consider to be magical skill. 

That’s not to say that getting started isn’t difficult.  It is.  But it will be much easier if you make your first draft purely about getting your thoughts and ideas down on the page.  I like to pretend that I’m talking to a friend over dinner or a drink and I’m telling this friend my story.  I write it just as I would tell it, because after all, no one ever gets talkers block.  When someone asks you ‘what happens?’  I’ll bet that you can pretty much launch into a retelling with ease.  Well, listen to yourself telling the story to a friend and transcribe that voice.  Complete with ‘ums’ and ‘you knows.’  Grammar, syntax, style, structure, punctuation and even coherence are not important at this stage.  What’s important is getting it out of your head and on to the page.  It will be a mess, yes, but it’s also a start and that’s what you’re after at this point. 

Another helpful tip is to work in chunks if that’s easier.  Shoot for 10 pages a day, or whatever you’re comfortable with.  Once you’ve got your whole story out of your head and down onto the page, leave it alone for a few weeks and have some fun!  When you return to your draft, you’ll be reading it with fresh eyes.  You’ll no doubt cringe at what you’ve written, but you’ll also find some gems, things that resonate with you.  Those are the things you keep.  The other stuff either has to be reworked or taken out.  This is the start of your second draft, what I find to be the hardest phase because it’s here that you’ll start to shape your material for grammar, syntax, punctuation, etc…  This second draft is the beginning of your baby. 

In my own experience, getting past the 2nd draft is always a relief.  Subsequent drafts become more fun and exciting because by then you’ve hopefully got the foundation of your story built.  From there give it heart and spend TIME with it, lots of time, massaging the text and the prose until you have something that doesn’t make you cringe too much and that you can start to show others, preferably a paid professional editor.  Well worth the expense I assure you! 

After you’ve had professional eyes on it, leave it alone again for a few weeks and have some more fun!  Then come back and massage it some more and give it some more heart.  Do this until you can’t do it anymore.  As long as you’ve put time and heart into your work, along with some outside professional help, you’ll get great results.  Remember, no book is ever perfect so go for lots of time and lots of heart.

Excerpt from The Unraveling of Bebe Jones

WHILE DESIREE WAS fabricating her way into employment, Sean was seated, for the next eight hours, in chair #801 in the massive hall of the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center for the New York State bar exam.  It was a viciously cold morning in February, the first of two days in hell, as far as Sean was concerned.

The fear and anxiety of nearly 2000 individuals surrounded him like a steady, low-grade electric current. One of the first things Sean noticed when he entered for registration that morning was the paramedics on site.  In case anyone passed out, or God forbid, died from the pressure.  Last year someone collapsed and had to be carried away on a stretcher.  But then it was the nature of the bar to reduce test-takers to a concentrated knot of stress.  Not only did it give Sean a supreme headache, it made him think of an unfavorable quote he’d read once, whose author was unknown to him, and which said, ‘If at first you don’t succeed, you’re about average.’  He’d been told dozens of times throughout his life to try try again.  It was a grade school mantra, for Christ's sake, a national anthem!  And the implication couldn't have been clearer: Trying was the sure step to succeeding.  So why wasn’t it working for him?  At the time that he’d read it, the quote had made him chuckle.  Not so much anymore.  Now he simply inched his way toward resignation, toward the devastating possibility that not only was he about average, but perhaps he was duped as well.

Six.  That was the number of times, including the present occasion, that he would sit for the bar.  There were the four failures since graduating from Hounslow University.  Add this year, and the year he walked out after lunch because his brain just couldn’t process anymore, and the year he chose not to sit, and that amounted to seven years of limbo, seven years of drifting toward uncertain tomorrows.  He was like Captain Ahab chasing the elusive white whale. 

He hated being there, hated it.  To him it was the path to an incommodious life.  But he had no choice.  His father had him by the purse strings, as it were.  Pass the bar or lose a sizeable trust fund.  It was that simple.  When Sean graduated from law school, his father had agreed to support him while he studied for the exam.  But after his fourth failure, he was cast adrift.  The senior Minton now only covered the monthly fees on the East Village apartment he owned and which he allowed Sean to occupy.

In the exam room, a cadre of senior citizens was peppering the aisles, keeping a shepherd's eye on the flock.  The lead proctor’s voice boomed suddenly over the heads of the bar applicants, calling out instructions.  Sean didn’t bother to listen.  Like a frequent flyer who has heard the what-to-do-in-case-of-emergency spiel, he knew the drill.  He knew what he needed to do.  The problem he faced was how to do it.  Try try again. 

With the instructions finally done, and the necessary materials handed out, a general sigh swept over the center and the test began.  Sean fixed his attention on the first question as one might a riddle that held one’s life in the balance.  Every question, in fact, would be read with the same exhaustive focus.

Question 1: In 2003 Sarah and Dan both operated a wholesale import clothing business next door to each other.  In the course of their dealings, Sarah and Dan became friends.  In 2005 they decided to go into business together...

Already he thought of cheating.  He would never do it, of course, but he would be lying if he said it wasn't a challenge to keep from peeking over his neighbor’s shoulder.  It was the ultimate irony, really.  The one area of his life in which he walked the straight and narrow was the one in which he continued to fail.  He scratched his head, bit his fingernails, crossed and uncrossed his legs.

...In 2006, Sarah won a lucrative contract with the large retail chain Mall Mart to supply them with clothing from her import trade business.  She and Dan had not yet finalized their merger...

Medicine just wasn't in the cards for him; he hated the sight of blood.  And injuries haunted him.  Politics was out of the question, as well, as it brought the wrong kind of fame, and there were too many skeletons in his closet anyway.  So he chose the law to please his father, a man rigidly against any profession outside this sacred trifecta.  But Sean had not anticipated the mind-numbing complexity of legal jargon.  To his mind, it was like a foreign language.  He’d spent literally hundreds of hours studying at the law library.  The staff had gotten to know him quite well by his third try.  A month and a half ago he turned thirty and that made his parents suddenly take notice of him in a way they hadn’t previously.  His mother had started really pestering him about marriage.

...Dan inadvertently learned of the Mall Mart contract through Sarah’s assistant, including the amount of the contract, which was estimated at $600,000 for the first order...

Music.  That’s all Sean wanted.  To be like Farrell, Kanye, Timbaland: a songwriter, rapper, music super producer.  But he’d never had the guts to go against his father, chief of surgery at Albert Einstein Medical, Summa Cum Laude graduate of Cornell University, president of the Medical Society of the State of New York, member of the Boulé.  It wasn’t until he’d struggled through law school and failed the exam the first time that Sean realized what a huge mistake he’d made.  That was when he had given the music a serious effort, at twenty-five, with no experience whatsoever.

He managed to get his foot in the door with a few b-list producers.  But in the main, he was sent out to dig for beats from old school jams that could be rekindled into new hits.  When it became clear that his talents weren’t getting the consideration he felt they deserved, Sean got himself the most up-to-date music software he could afford and set up shop in his bedroom.  A laptop, a pair of earmuff headphones, and an IKEA desk and chair became his studio.  He spent most of his evenings in musical bliss, coaxing from the software a beat or a melody that could change his life forever.  His father was openly disappointed in him for pursuing it, referring to it all as a pipe dream.  He insisted that Sean pass the exam so he’d have something to fall back on when the music fell through, or else no more money.  Sean deeply resented his father for this derailment.  They say one is responsible for one's destiny, but Sean wasn't convinced.  He felt like a loser and his father was to blame.

...Using information he obtained from the assistant, Dan offered Mall Mart the same merchandise for $500,000, which ultimately cut Sarah out of the deal...

So far so good, not too many distractions, except the urge to cheat.  The seniors chatting a bit.  Sean was able to block them out.  A cough sounded every now and then.  And a pregnant woman who had gone to use the bathroom shouted across the hall in a panic when she couldn’t find her seat.  But mostly it was the sound of typing that Sean heard around him.  His own included.  He’d opted to use the new exam software on his laptop, a pre-installed security program that put your files on lock-down while you word-processed your answers.  At the end of the exam, applicants were expected to upload their answers over the Internet to a secured site. 

...In 2007, Sarah duly commenced an action against Dan seeking $600,000 compensation.  Sarah also sought a preliminary injunction preventing Dan from furthering his contract with Mall Mart during the pendency of the lawsuit.  Under what legal theory can Sarah seek compensation and what crimes, if any, did Dan commit?

End of question one.  Sean cracked it open and analyzed each section.  A little less than ten minutes later, he began to type in his answer.  The issue, he wrote, is whether Dan obtained his contract with Mall Mart illegally...

He paced himself carefully, calculated where he should be on the exam by what time.  He’d been granted an additional hour for both the morning and afternoon sessions to make up for his ADHD.  Thirty-six minutes later, he was on question two, forty minutes after that it was question three.  By 10:30, an hour and half after he’d started, he was moving onto the fifty-multiple choice questions.  He allowed himself two minutes per question.  Then came lunch, during which he ate a dill tuna wrap followed by a Red Bull, his preferred midday meal for the last two and half months.  At 1:45, he began the second portion of the exam, the remaining two essay questions and the MPT.  He maintained this wave of smooth sailing right through to the end.  And then his computer froze. 

“What the f%$^?”  Sean muttered to himself.  He jabbed at the space bar for a terrifying few seconds before plummeting deep down into himself, into a rising primal scream.  His left eye began to twitch.  He rubbed it furiously, took a deep breath and tried ctrl, alt, delete.  Ctrl, alt, delete.  Ctrl, alt, delete.  He looked around to see if anyone else was having trouble.  His neighbor cast a cursory glance in his direction then went back to his exam papers.  A whirring sound began to issue from Sean’s hard drive.  He felt the scream rising higher in his throat, as if he had come to a great inner precipice from which he could see his trust fund go up in flames.  He was on the verge of crying out, of expelling pent-up years of resentment and bitterness, of blaming the bar, the law, and his father for a wasted life.  It was the sort of gut-wrenching protest that would declare to everyone in the hall that he was fucking fed up and he wasn’t going to take it anymore!

It was so intense and so visceral that he abruptly stumbled back from his internal cliff and was overwhelmed with the urge to laugh.  Of course he didn’t laugh or else the seniors would have kicked him out.  But he had the sense to do just that.  Such cruel irony, you had to laugh.  Or else drown in tears.  It was as if he’d reached rock bottom and was rebooted.  He came up and out of himself feeling like a new person.  In that beautifully horrific moment he decided that he would take his frozen computer as a sign that he and the law were no longer in business together, for this was a failed partnership.  And the stress, it was gone.  Just like that.  A sense of serenity had descended upon him.  Fuck it, he thought, feeling reborn.  F#$% it.  He was free. 

“YOU SHOULD HAVE been there; I don’t know how to explain it.  It was like a religious experience.  It was like an epiphany.”  Sean took a sip of his beer.  He and Desiree were at home, sharing a plate of buffalo wings and watching a dumb comedy.

“Amazing,” Desiree said licking her fingers.

“They managed to retrieve all of my essays.  But I don’t give a f#$% if I fail again; my dad can kiss my ass.” 

“How do you think you did?”  Desiree asked.

“Who knows?  I forgot what I wrote anyway.” An ad came on.  Sean reached for the remote and started to flip through the channels.

“Wow, you’re so blasé about it, I don’t know if I should be worried or impressed.”

Sean turned to her and shrugged.  “Look at you, you look like a hunchback.”  He began to adjust Desiree’s hood, which was crammed down the inside of her hoodie. 

She watched him for a moment while he fussed with her clothing.  It was so domestic; she loved it.  He only did it when they were alone.  Made her feel special.  It was the reason she felt so close to him.  He had a way of making her feel protected and cared for.  Some nights he’d come into her room and they would talk.  He was often high when he did this, a few drinks in him as well.  But she loved their late night chats.  They would talk about everything, their dreams, their fears, about religion, hate, love, sex. “I love your inner gay man,” Desiree laughed, “Can I have more of him, please?”

“I’m not a gay man.  I’m a black man,” he said, settling back on the couch. 

Desiree said, “It’s a wonder your people don’t know.”

“Cuz I’ve got you.  You do a brilliant job of throwing those wolves off the scent, mkay.”

“They must be blind.  Seriously, a year of holding your hand every now and then and they all think we’re getting married, mkay.”

Sean rolled his eyeballs.  “Whatever.  They don’t wanna know and I don’t want them to know.  So it works out.  You just keep doing what you do, woman.”

“I don’t see why you don’t just come out.  Now is a good time, you know.  You’re saying goodbye to the law, you need to say goodbye to the closet, too, like a purging of all your unwanted baggage.”

“I told you, I’m not in the closet niggy-nig, I’m on the DL.  There’s a difference.  Besides, I have a career to build, remember?  I can’t be openly gay in that world.”  He started counting on his fingers.  “I have a father, the very conservative surgeon, to keep on my good side; I have a younger, more accomplished b$%^&*^s sister to resent, childhood expectations to live up to, a trust fund.  I can’t afford to be gay.  And I’m not gay, I’m black, mkay.”

“Whatever,” Desiree laughed.  “All I know is you are living in sin.”

“And who isn’t?” 

They were quiet for a time while they ate and watched a basketball game.  “You know,” he said breaking the silence, “after my epiphany today, maybe what I need to do is pray.  Pray to the Lord for a miracle.”  He brought his hands together, began whispering under his breath, muttering a shapeless litany of pleases and promises, and Guide me oh Lords when Desiree’s phone rang. He continued his silent pleas while she went into their miniscule kitchen to answer it.  When he was done, he crossed himself and tore into another buffalo wing.

“Who was that?” he asked when Desiree returned. 

“It was Anan.  Bebe wants to meet me at her house in Beau Reve, New Jersey tomorrow.  She’ll send a car to pick me up at the station,” she explained mimicking Anan, “and I must remember to call her Miss Jones please.  I can’t believe it.  I’m actually going to her house, Sean!  Bebe Jones!  Gosh, what am I gonna wear?  What do you wear when you meet a superstar?  I wonder what her house looks like.  I wonder what her kids are like.  You know I don’t even remember their names.  Oh my God, what if...why are you staring at me like that Sean?” 

“Sorry, nothing, just thinking.  Please, go on.”  She talked his ear off. 

Later, when Desiree was getting ready for bed, Sean thought long and hard about their conversation.  He thought about her phone call, too, and his prayer, which preceded it, kept turning it over in his mind.  He had a Courvoisier while he ruminated, and then another, and still another.  Then he had a joint.  When he felt sufficiently stoned, he went into his bedroom, sat down at his ‘studio’ and composed beats for the next eighteen hours.  His prayer, he thought, had been answered.

About the author:

Rojé Augustin (pronounced ro-jhay) has more than fifteen years experience in television production. Born and raised in New York, Rojé began her career at the New York Daily News, where she wrote for the lifestyle publication BET Weekend Magazine. She then moved to television, first at CBS New Productions where she cut her teeth on hour-long documentaries, then to 20/20 with Barbara Walters and John Stossel, Primetime with Diane Sawyer, and Good Morning America Weekend Edition as a writer and producer for ABC. She has also produced for The Tyra Banks Show and E! In the summer of 2006, Rojé moved with her husband and two daughters to London where she began work on her debut novel The Unraveling of Bebe Jones. Rojé also established Breaknight Films shortly after her move to Sydney in 2009 to develop and produce television series. Rojé has lived and studied in both Paris and London, and she is an honors graduate of Columbia University with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Literature & Writing.

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