FEATURED AUTHOR: BILLIE THOMAS

ABOUT THE BOOK

A cheating wife in a classic car drives someone to murder.

Interior decorators turned amateur investigators, Chloe and Amanda Carstairs have spent the summer transforming their client’s creepy old castle into a luxury hotel. But before the first guest checks in, the owner’s wife checks out – with the help of a bullet to the head.

When Chloe’s dad is accused of the crime, there’s no time for the ladies to drown their sorrows in the hotel’s mini bar. Instead, they have to contend with a sneaky blackmailer, an unsolved murder from the past, and a cunning killer with nothing to lose.

The second Chloe Carstairs Mystery is filled with the same clever twists and hilarious mother-daughter relationship that made Murder on the First Day of Christmas such a fun, fast-paced read. The mystery will keep you guessing, but as any good decorator will tell you, even a beautiful setting can’t hide the ugly truth.

INTERVIEW WITH BILLIE THOMAS

Billie, how long have you been a writer?
I’ve been a writer since I first put a jumbo pencil to paper. In school, I would actually write the books I did book reports on. (Love that my teacher let me do that.) I learned to love the flow early and have been chasing that feeling ever since.

What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to write?
The second Chloe Carstairs mystery. I wrote the first one with my mom and the mother-daughter relationship was very much like ours. After she passed away unexpectedly, I told everyone I was really glad I had the series to work on because it made me feel close to her. But the truth is, it made me pretty sad and I missed her feedback. Luckily, I have some great beta readers to pull me through my doldrums.

What’s the worst thing someone has said about your writing? How did you deal with it?
Usually, bad reviews don’t bother me. (My favorite is: “I didn’t know if I could get through this book after the first chapter but I stuck with it and it turned out okay.”) Writing is subjective and humor is subjective, so not everyone is going to be a fan. But I once had a boss who said I had no talent. Hearing a huge overarching statement like that, from someone I thought was the arbiter of such things? I pretty much collapsed like a dying star. Luckily, I’m a little older and hopefully, a little wiser and know the difference between constructive and destructive criticism.

Who would you want to narrate a film about your life?
Tina Fey. And she’d need to write it too. I think she’d make me sound much smarter and funnier than I really am.

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
An unapologetic introvert. My day job in advertising makes me interact with people and make presentations far more than I’d like, but as long as I can retreat to my house (a.k.a my fortress of solitude), I’m fine. I love having a calm, cozy place to close out the world and enjoy my own company for a while.

What is the most daring thing you've done?
After losing my job and getting divorced in the same year, I started freelancing so I could finally do the traveling I’d always wanted to do. Within just a couple of years, I’d visited Italy, Thailand, Cambodia, Guatemala, Peru, Ireland, and Vietnam. It was a total life reboot and my comfort zone was just a dot in the rear view, but I learned so much about myself and what I’m capable of.

You can be any fictional character for one day. Who would you be?
Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series. Girl’s got some serious skills and isn’t afraid to use them!

If you had to choose a cliche about life, what would it be?
What’s for dinner?

What scares you the most?
Losing people close to me. After losing my mom, I know it can and does happen. I think my worry keeps people alive. Worry is my superpower.

How do you feel about Facebook?
I’m getting a little jaded about it. I want to see your kids’ first-day-of-school pictures and funny posts about your day. Rants and outrage and ugliness make me feel very weary. 

What's your favorite thing about the writing process?
Flow! When you get in the zone and actually lose time and the only thing that brings you back to the real world are reproachful dog eyes demanding dinner.

If you could only watch one television station for a year, what would it be?
I’m going to cheat and say Netflix. I love binge-watching shows, especially Masterpiece Mysteries.

Lightening Round:
Cake or frosting? Cake!
Laptop or desktop? Laptop.
Chevy Chase or Bill Murray? Bill Murray.
Emailing or texting? Emailing.
Indoors or outdoors? Outdoors.
Tea: sweet or unsweet? Unsweet. (Curse you, slowing metabolism.)
Plane, train, or automobile? Train.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Billie works at an advertising agency, which might explain why she's constantly thinking up ways to kill people without getting caught. She lives in Birmingham, has a really cute boyfriend and an even cuter dog. Murder on the First Day of Christmas, her award-winning first novel, and its follow up, Murder in a Two-Seater, are filled with mystery, romance, humor and decorating - because these are a few of her favorite things. Visit her blog at ChloeGetsAClue.com or connect on twitter at @chloegetsaclue.

Connect with Billie:
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Fearured Author: Billie Thomas

Another of the fantastic four authors from Cozy Mystery Book Tours is here today. Don't miss the details of how to enter at the bottom of this post. In April, the main character in Murder on the First Day of Christmas, Chloe Carstairs, was here, and I'm delighted to have her author, Billie Thomas, here today. I love Billie's book as well as her sense of humor. Meet Billie Thomas and her debut novel...

About the book:

Finding a severed hand at a client’s house might throw lesser decorators off their games. But Chloe Carstairs and her mother, Amanda, won’t let a little thing like murder keep them from decking the halls. With a body under the partridge’s pear tree and a dead Santa in a sleigh, they have to crack the case before the killer strikes again – this time much too close to home.

Filled with laugh-out-loud humor, romance and a delightfully difficult mother-daughter relationship, this new series from Billie Thomas offers a fast-paced caper as these two southern ladies try to keep their very merry Christmas from turning into the Noel from hell.

Interview with Billie Thomas:

Billie, how long have you been writing, and how did you start?

I’ve been a writer since before I could hold a pencil. In school, I would actually write the books I did book reports on. (I can’t believe my teachers let me do that.) It always came so naturally to me that it was – and still is – a joy.

Do you have another job outside of writing?

I’m an Associate Creative Director at an advertising agency, which means I get to make a living writing. I come up with ideas for television commercials, radio spots, print ads, and websites. If you’ve had a craving for a Little Debbie snack cake or a burning desire to bundle your services with AT&T, you might have me to thank.

That's so cool! You're like a real live Peggy Olsen. Okay, Mad Lady, give me a tweet about your book. (140 characters or less.)

He was making a list. Checking it twice. Till someone put Santa permanently on ice. http://tinyurl.com/cqa323b

What books have you read more than once or want to read again?

If books were boys, I’d be considered a stage-five clinger. I latch onto one and won’t let go. I read the same books over and over, loving the way my interpretation changes – or doesn’t change – with whatever’s going on in my life at the moment. Some of the ones I go back to time and again are The Shining, Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret, A Confederacy of Dunces, all the Harry Potter books, all the Sue Grafton and Lee Harris’s books...man, I really do have a problem.

Not a problem--just a passion! What do you do to market your book? 


I let my main character Chloe Carstairs do most of my marketing. Chloe has her own website, Facebook, Pinterest and Twitter accounts. She’s got her own distinct voice and personality, so I let her live in the spotlight. I prefer to stay under the paparazzi’s radar.

Something tells me you have just a distinct voice and fun personality as Chloe. She's obviously one of your imaginary friends. Do you have others?

I have my muse. Or maybe I should say she has me. I call her Stella because of her fondness for Belgian beer. We brainstorm ideas together – whether it’s for a book, an ad campaign or a problem I’m wrestling with in real life. When I’m writing, I make a concerted effort not to control the narrative. To jump in with how I think the story should go or what I need my character to do. I find if I let Stella take the lead while I daydream and free-write in my journal I catch her flights of fancy like butterflies in a net, which helps me make intuitive leaps in my writing – and, often, in my life – that surprise and delight me.

I love that. Does Stella have a sister you could send my way? Are any of your characters inspired by real people? Who?

Several of my characters are inspired by real people in my life. The mother-daughter relationship is like a greatest-hits version of the one I had with my own mother. When my mom died unexpectedly of an aneurism at the end of 2011, I was so glad I had this book and that it was the first in a series. Working on it makes me feel close to her.

Are you and Chloe alike?

Chloe and I are more than I’d like to admit, especially since I’m older than her. It doesn’t bode well for her that I’m still trying to solve the mystery of my own love life.

Tell us about your favorite scene in the book.

I love the scene in which Chloe questions Lance, the smarmy Pilates instructor about his affair with one of the women she considers a suspect. Here’s an excerpt:

     Lance Martin was strutting in from the pool like an over-tanned god in his tiny Stars-and-Stripes Speedo. Apparently, he was the only one who hadn’t noticed that the unheated water had him flying at half-mast. Ignoring two girls giggling by the smoothie machine, I approached him, my eyes fixed squarely on his.

     “Hey, Chloe-Jo. Whattaya know?” He gave a satisfied nod, as if he had known this moment would come and I was right on schedule.

     “Not much. Just wanted to ask you a couple of quick questions.”

     He smiled indulgently. Questions. Yeah, that’s what they all say.

     “It’s about Nancy Browley. One of your clients?”

     He nodded, fixing me with an intense look that probably made dozens of bored housewives slide the passenger seat of their SUV’s into the recline position. “I hear you,” the look said, “and I think what you’re saying is important.”

     Trying not to be completely grossed out as Lance toweled off his sinewy muscles in a suggestive manner, I pushed on. “It’s just that some people are saying you and she have more than a client-trainer relationship.”

     His intense gaze never wavered as he nodded thoughtfully.

     “I mean, I don’t care if it’s true. I’m certainly not some big stickler for the rules. I was just wondering if, you know, it was.” He was really weirding me out with that stare.

     “Was what?” he asked finally.

     “Was true.”

     “What’s true?”

     “That you and Nancy have a relationship.”

     “Nancy who?”

     I managed to hide my frustration, but really. That Speedo must’ve been tighter than it looked.

     “Nancy Browley. Are you guys...um...dating?”

     He smiled broadly, his towel now covered in the bronzer that enhanced his golden tan. God, I hate being single.

That is a great scene. What do you like to do when you’re not writing or interviewing smarmy Pilates instructors?


I love cooking, hiking with my Rhodesian Ridgeback, Kamali, and traveling. Every chance I get, I take off for somewhere exotic: Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, Peru, and Costa Rico just to name a few.

What are you working on now?

I’m working on the second in the Chloe Carstairs Mysteries series, Murder in a Two-Seater. After helping transform an old – and supposedly haunted – castle into a bed-and-breakfast, Chloe and Amanda find themselves embroiled in another investigation when the wife of their client winds up dead in a classic car.

I'm looking forward to reading it and having you back here to talk about it!

Hey, y'all, I told you Billie has a great sense of humor, and here's evidence in her tweets. They're always entertaining. Check it:

Recent Chloe Carstairs tweets:

• When I said add a splash of color, I meant throw pillows. Not blood splatter.

• Shift into neutral this season. Soothing earth tones make yellow crime scene tape pop.

• A cold draft, shadowy corners and creaky floorboards transform any room into a panic room!

• Color on the ceiling draws the eye upward. As will that body hanging from the rafters.

• A real wood fire adds instant ambiance. And quickly burns the will you’re left out of.

• Opt for heavy fabrics in light colors so your wingback chair won’t feel as cold and stiff as the body slumped in it.
  
  

About the author:

Billie Thomas works at an advertising agency, which might explain why she's constantly thinking up ways to kill people without getting caught. She lives in Birmingham, has a really cute boyfriend and an even cuter dog. She is a founding member of the writing collective, IndieVisible. Murder on the First Day of Christmas is her first novel. Other publications include Bar Code: Your Personal Pocket Decoder to the Modern Dating Scene.




Connect with Billie Thomas and her protagonist Chloe Carstairs:
Website | Facebook | Twitter | Goodreads

Links to books
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