Monday, June 3, 2019

FEATURED AUTHOR: RACHEL NEUBURGER REYNOLDS





ABOUT THE BOOK


You are cordially invited to a destination wedding to die for . . .  



Welcome to Bocas del Toro, a remote chain of islands off the Caribbean coast of Panama. Five days of glorious sun and lush rainforest await the forty guests celebrating Bridezilla Olivia’s dream wedding—but will a murder sink the catered affair? Before anyone’s got time to start working on a tan, an unfortunate snorkeling accident eliminates a member of the wedding party. Maid of honor Lexie Marino smells trouble, and is thrust into the responsibility of investigating, needing to solve the case before her bestie’s trip down the aisle gets tropically derailed. The show must go on.



Lexie’s a little too tall, a little too awkward, and a little too brokenhearted, but she’s determined to nail the real killer. Can this unlikely sleuth stay afloat as she’s hit by wave after wave of wildly entertaining characters, including an alpha bride, surfing detectives, and a high school flame long forgotten? You’ll find yourself laughing until the very end of Drowning Lessons, a debut cozy mystery that makes the perfect beach read. Rub in some coconut oil, dangle your feet in the crystal-blue waters of Dolphin Bay, and sip a cool drink as Lexie discovers the deductive superpowers she never knew she had. Let the party begin!



This is the first book of five in the Red Frog Beach Mystery Series. For information and updates please visit RachelNeuburger.com.



Book Details: 


Title: Drowning Lessons


Author: Rachel Neuburger Reynolds


Genre: Cozy Mystery


Series: The Red Frog Beach Mystery Series, book 1


Published: May 21, 2019


Print length: 292 pages


On tour with: Great Escapes Book Tours







   


LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT WITH RACHEL NEUBURGER REYNOLDS


A few of your favorite things: It’s so hard to pick just a few! I love my book collection, my guitar, and walking greyhounds on the weekend for the Retired Greyhound Trust.
Things you need to throw out: I’m not the best with throwing stuff away. I definitely need to start with a very extensive dress collection, most of which haven’t fit since 2006!


Things you need in order to write: I don’t need a lot to write besides my trusty Mac, but the other things are pretty specific! I need pencils from the Covent Garden Hotel in London and notebooks from a company called Deaf Messenger. As long as I have those things and my music, I’m ready to go! A water view doesn’t hurt either…
Things that hamper your writing: There’s always that mean old writer’s block, but it doesn’t stay away long. Bad news in the morning can kill my day. I write in the morning and bad news can kill the comedy. And if I’m not funny, I can’t write! 


Things you love about writing: I love creating worlds. There is nothing better when you are really on a roll, your characters are talking, and twists and turns are showing up in just the right day. However, nothing is more satisfying than seeing someone laugh while they read your book.
Things you hate about writing: Writing mysteries is the most laborious writing I've ever done. If all of a sudden you realize something isn't working, the entire thing unravels. So I love crafting mysteries, but the feeling that comes along when it doesn't work is terrible!

Easiest thing about being a writer: The easiest thing about being the writer is the luck of being able to come up with storiesand bring your worlds to life. It is an immensely satisfying thing to produce a manuscript.

The hardest thing about being a writer: The hardest thing about being a writer is that it's a very solitary road to go down. Reminding yourself that it's your job to write every day can be a considerable challenge. 

Things you love about where you live: I live between two places – St Leonards on Sea and London, in the UK. St Leonards is beautiful – it's a small seaside town with great restaurants, unique shopping, and lots of art galleries. It's a very quirky place (perfect for a future cozy series…) with a fantastic history. I live on the water, so waking up to the view of a rocky beach is something that never gets old.
And I love driving on the wrong side of the road!
Things that make you want to move: British winters! I grew up in Massachusetts and lived for many years in New York City, and I would take Northeastern winters in a heartbeat! It never gets much colder than 40, but it's grey and rainy for five months of the year, and the sun starts to go down at 3:30 in the afternoon in December. Add that to days hitting winds of 60 MPH winds, and it can make you want to cry!

Things you never want to run out of: Pistachios were the first thing that popped into my head, so I’m going to go with that. I eat so many of them that at one point I developed a callus on one of my forefingers (I took a break!).
Things you wish you’d never bought: Since I've moved to the UK, I don't buy a lot, but I did make the mistake of purchasing a 1930's ex-Ministry of Defense oak desk. Besides taking up half of the room, it is massive, not me at all, and makes getting into one of the closets impossible. 


Words that describe you: Creative, funny, caring.
Words that describe you but you wish they didn’t: Stubborn, flighty.

Favorite foods: My grandmother’s lasagna, scallops with raspberries (sounds crazy, I know), cheeseburgers, and avocado.
Things that make you want to throw up: Salmon, Brussel sprouts, and gorgonzola cheese. 

Favorite music: I listen to so many different kinds of music and am always discovering new music that I love. Lately, I’ve been listening to a lot of the same music that I did when I was growing up. I've become a massive fan of The Cure again these days.
Music that makes your ears bleed: To this day, I don’t know why, but Creedence Clearwater Revival makes me want to lose my mind!

Favorite beverage: Water with sliced cucumbers and mint.

Something that gives you a pickle face: Red Bull. I don’t get it!

Favorite smell: Melted butter.

Something that makes you hold your nose: Blue cheese.

Something you’re really good at: Strange that I chose this question to answer last! I'll give you answers that don't include writing. I'm strangely very good with math. I also do writing and creative coaching, which I'm proud of and my clients seem to like what I do. 

Something you’re really bad at: Swimming (like Lexie in Drowning Lessons). And learning languages. I don’t do well in French or Germany, as I tend to start a sentence in one language and complete it in another! 


Something you wish you could do: I wish I could swim. It’s the number one thing on my list, and even have some phone numbers for people who teach adults who are afraid of swimming.
Something you wish you’d never learned to do: I feel like ten years of taking lessons of acting have only confirmed that I am a terrible actress! And I do not exaggerate.

Something you like to do: I like to think about the possibility of surfing one day. I know that will come after I get over my issues with swimming, but I hope to get there. 

Something you wish you’d never done: I wish that I had never been mean like I was in my early 20’s. I’m a reformed meanie!

People you consider as heroes: I’m always impressed with women who break barriers. Amelia Earhart jumps to mind. Recently I’d been thinking about Martha Gellhorn – besides being Hemingway’s 3rd wife, she was considered one of the great war correspondents of the 20th century, having been on the scene of almost every major world conflict for over 50 years. That admiration comes from my mother, who wanted to be a journalist but was told by her college and family that as a woman that she couldn’t. I'm currently reading about 40's movie star, Hedy Lammar, who also designed advances in communications technology that she designed to help the US Army in WW2, and is now considered a precursor to wi-fi and GPS. Yikes, I’ve written a lot. Can you tell I studied history in college?

People with a big L on their foreheads: Oh, the big L! So many people have such inflated self-images these days, to the extent that no one else really matters. I’ll give them the L on their forehead.



Last best thing you ate: In England, everyone gets together on Sundays for Sunday Roast, which is basically roast beef, Yorkshire puddings, parsnips, roast potatoes, and tons of gravy. When it’s good, it’s great, and it was great last weekend. 

Last thing you regret eating: A strange tasting raw oyster. It was at my friend's restaurant, so once it was in my mouth, there was nothing I could do but finish it.

Things you’d walk a mile for: In a literal way, I love walking these greyhounds on the weekend, so that’s one answer. Also, I have a great time living in St Leonards on Sea, but if they opened a sushi restaurant in town, I would walk a mile (or two…or three).
Things that make you want to run screaming from the room: Crazy clutter! My husband is a photographer, and sometimes he’ll turn the living room into a full photographic studio that renders the place off-limits.

Things you always put in your books: There is a boy who broke my heart when I was 19, who years later wrote me a very long love letter full of over-intellectual and over-dramatic statements. There is a line from that letter that goes into the first draft of everything I write. It often ends up on the cutting room floor, but it's always fun to find a place for it!

Things you never put in your books: Though I often name places or tertiary characters over friends that I know, I never call a primary or secondary character after anyone I know. It clouds my names, and you never know where that character will end up. That may change when I start getting further into the series when smaller characters ended up making their way to the foreground. 

Things to say to an author: It's always great to hear when people have enjoyed your work, but when people have really specific questions that's great. I also love to hear about how my work has made people think about things going on in their life or world. Hearing other's stories is excellent.

Things to say to an author if you want to be fictionally killed off in their next book: Ha ha! This is a great question. I’m a person who is always welcome to constructive criticism, but I think that when people come up to me, and start with, “I’ll tell you why that didn’t work…” then they could be put on a short list for a tragic fictional ending! I also think those folk who run amok with spoilers, should at least have a fictional scare!

Favorite places you’ve been: I've traveled a lot, and it's one of my great passions. Some of my favorite places are Portugal, Corsica, and Big Sur in California. Of course, Bocas del Toro in Panama, where Drowning Lessons is set, is a very special place that I hope to get back to go to soon. 

Places you never want to go to again: Belfast and the Dominican Republic. That being said, so much of disliking a place is subjective. I would always give a place another chance.

Favorite books: I love mysteries, both traditional and cozy. Sometimes I need a straight up comedy though! Every mid-June I re-read The Great Gatsby. It’s a present to myself.

Books you would ban: Books are so sacred, so I’ll just say that anything that inspires, or glorifies, hate or violence has no place with me. 

People you’d like to invite to dinner (living): Wow. This is fun. I'd say at this point, JK Rowling, Megan Markle, Ralph Fiennes, and Martin Scorsese. I hope they'd all get along. And now I need to figure out what I'd serve!

People you’d cancel dinner on: On a personal note, I’d cancel on a toxic friend of mine who I’ve recently parted ways with. I’d have to cancel on Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. I don’t think I’d enjoy dining with Justin Beber either. That was a fun question to answer.

Things that make you happy: My husband, my good friends, greyhounds, and my guitar. A greyhound will be added as a character in another mystery series that I am working on, The Evelyn Bay Murder Mystery Series. 

Things that drive you crazy: I’d say that rush hour public transportation traffic is one of my least favorite things. It’s also a pet peeve, and lost opportunity, to read mysteries that start out strong and lead to a lazy ending. Walking home from the train station in extreme wind doesn’t exactly put a smile on my face!

Most embarrassing moment: I was in a theatrical version of Tom Sawyer when I was twelve and had a particularly dramatic monologue that went on for a moment or two. In my big moment, which included a big twirl, which always got a big laugh, I lost balance and spun into the footlights. In a "show must go on" moment, I did try – but I forgot half of the remaining speech. Embarrassingly, it was the biggest laugh I ever got …

Proudest moment: I've had some good ones, but I don't think I ever felt better than when I finished the first draft of the first book that I ever wrote.

Biggest lie you’ve ever told: I don’t really lie, but maybe because of the massive amount of guilt I found over a lie when I was probably 7 years old. My mom wanted to plant standard yellow tulips lining the stairs up to our house, so we went to buy bulbs. Always one for flourish and ruffle, I pointed out some pink and purple whimsical tulips to my mom, which she passed on. She put me to work to put 100 bulbs into a bag. After counting out about 80, no one was in sight, so I threw 20 of my choice in the bag. Planting 50 of them in the fall, and having the torture of having to wait until spring to see if they’d bloom. After a few months, I had to give into my guilt and confessed to my mother. She said, “Well, the punishment will be how bad the flowers may look.” When spring finally sprung, we had predominantly beautiful yellow tulips, with a small patch of pink and purple. To be honest, they didn’t look too bad, but that stuck! 

A lie you wish you’d told: I worked in theatre for fifteen years, and finally had the chance to work with a writer who I really admired. I was used to working on scripts and knew how to give constructive criticism the right way. However, the playwright didn’t take it that way, and we never heard from them again.

Most daring thing you’ve ever done: I think I need to give you two examples of this one. Firstly, the huge leap of faith I took in resigning from a very good full-time job in 2011 to follow my dream of becoming a full-time writer. It's been a long and often arduous journey, but it's started to pay off.

Secondly, a very daring thing was the decision to move to England to move in with my now husband after six weeks. Over five years later, we are still going strong. As they say, when you know, you know!

Something you chickened out from doing: Bungee jumping. I knew I didn't want to do it and don't know why I said yes. I was tossing and turning for nights. It was a group of us, and it was funny that when I finally said that I wasn’t going to do it, a couple other people quickly followed suit. I think people just don’t want to be the first person to say they are scared. Safety in numbers!

The last thing you did for the first time: Played guitar! My husband gave me a guitar for my birthday, and I've been taking lessons. It's been great.

Something you’ll never do again: Downhill skiing. I’m just too scared! I’m very much that safety first person.




ABOUT THE AUTHOR 


 Rachel Neuburger Reynolds is the author of The Red Frog Beach Mystery Series. As a playwright, her plays have had been produced in London, Edinburgh, and New York. After 25-years in New York City, she now resides with her husband between London and St Leonards-on-Sea in England. For news about Rachel and the upcoming Red Frog Beach Mysteries, check her out at RachelNeuburger.com.



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Saturday, June 1, 2019

FEATURED AUTHOR: VANESSA MORGAN



ABOUT THE BOOK


This is an overview of the most offbeat and underrated vampire movies spanning nine decades and 23 countries. 

Strange Blood encompasses well-known hits as well as obscurities that differ from your standard fang fare by turning genre conventions on their head. Here, vampires come in the form of cars, pets, aliens, mechanical objects, gorillas, or floating heads. And when they do look like a demonic monster or an aristocratic Count or Countess, they break the mold in terms of imagery, style, or setting. Leading horror writers, filmmakers, actors, distributors, academics, and programmers present their favorite vampire films through in-depth essays, providing background information, analysis, and trivia regarding the various films. Some of these stories are hilarious, some are terrifying, some are touching, and some are just plain weird. Not all of these movies line up with the critical consensus, yet they have one thing in common: they are unlike anything you've ever seen in the world of vampires. Just when you thought that the children of the night had become a tired trope, it turns out they have quite a diverse inventory after all.



Book Details:


Title: Strange Blood: 71 Essays on Offbeat and Underrated Vampire Movies

Author: Vanessa Morgan


Genre: horror, vampires, non-fiction


Publisher: Moonlight Creek Publishing (April 28, 2019)


Page count: 334 pages






   


LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT WITH VANESSA MORGAN


A few of your favorite things: my plush rabbit that I had since I was four years old, my computer, some presents.
Things you need to throw out: probably all the rest
.

Things you need in order to write: silence.
Things that hamper your writing: music
.

Easiest thing about being a writer: imagining
.
Hardest thing about being a writer: overcoming my imperfections.

Things you love about where you live: the film festivals.
Things that make you want to move: the weather
.

Favorite foods: huitlacoche and authentic Thai green curry.
Things that make you want to throw up: sauerkraut.

Favorite beverage: still water.

Something that gives you a pickle face: sugary drinks.

Favorite smell: vanilla.
Something that makes you hold your nose: gasoline.

Things you always put in your books: cats
.
Things you never put in your books: dragons.

Favorite books: non-fiction books
.
Books you would ban: books about hunting.

Favorite things to do: going to film festivals all over the world and cuddling cats.
Things you’d run through a fire wearing gasoline pants to get out of doing: adventurous sports.

Things that make you happy: film festivals.

Things that drive you crazy: discos.

The last thing you did for the first time: undergoing a surgical intervention.

Something you’ll never do again: hopefully the same thing

.



OTHER BOOK BY VANESSA MORGAN


When Animals Attack: The 70 Best Horror Movies with Killer Animals 
Clowders
The Strangers Outside

Drowned Sorrow
A Good Man 
Next to Her 
GPS with Benefits


ABOUT THE AUTHOR 


Vanessa Morgan is the editor of When Animals Attack: The 70 Best Horror Movies with Killer Animals, as well as the author of the cat book Avalon, and the supernatural thrillers Drowned Sorrow, The Strangers Outside, A Good Man, and Clowders. Three of her stories have been turned into movies. She has written for a myriad of Belgian magazines and newspapers and introduces films at BIFFF, Razor Reel, and Cinematek. She’s also a programmer and copywriter for the Offscreen Film Festival in Brussels.





Connect with Vanessa:

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Thursday, May 30, 2019

FEATURED AUTHOR: DANA DRATCH



ABOUT THE BOOK



If it wasn’t for art thieves, spies and killers, Alex Vlodnachek’s life would be bliss.

Her freelance career is catching fire. Her relationship with B&B owner Ian Sterling is flirty and fun. She’s even attending a glittering cocktail party at his sprawling Victorian inn.

But, to this ex-reporter, something seems “off.” And it’s not the canapés. When Ian’s father vanishes, the enigmatic innkeeper asks for her discretion. And her assistance.

Meanwhile, Alex is having the opposite problem at her tiny bungalow: People keep piling in uninvited. Including a mysterious intruder found sleeping in her kitchen. Her grandmother, Baba, who shows up “to help”—with Alex’s own mother hot on her heels.

When the intrepid redhead discovers a body in the B&B’s basement and a “reproduction” Renoir in the library, she begins to suspect that Ian is more than just a simple hotel owner.

With editor pal Trip, brother Nick, and rescue-pup Lucy riding shotgun, Alex scrambles to stay one step ahead of disaster—and some very nasty characters.

Can she find the missing man before it’s too late? Or will Alex be the next one to disappear?



Book Details:

Title: Seeing Red


Author: Dana Dratch

Genre: Cozy Mystery


Series: A Red Herring Mystery, book 2


Publisher: Kensington (May 28, 2019)


Print length: 368 pages









IFs ANDs OR WHATs INTERVIEW WITH DANA DRATCH


Ifs

If you could live in any time period which would it be?
Now is good. Also, 100 years from now. Not instead – still.

If you could be anything besides a writer, what would it be?
I have no other marketable skills. If you don’t believe me, just ask my college advisor.

If you had to do community service, what would you choose?
Always the food bank. No one should go hungry.

If you were on the Amazon bestseller list, who would you choose to be one before and one below you?
James Patterson and Stephen King. And it wouldn’t matter which was which. Because that would be the stratosphere of the bestseller list.

If you could choose a fictional town to live in what would it be and from what book?
Well, St. Mary Mead, from the Miss Marple stories, is looking pretty good right now, despite the outrageous body count. And I’ve always wanted to see Lochdubh  (from M.C. Beaton’s Hamish Macbeth books), but definitely during the summer.

Ands


5 favorite possessions: 
    •    my “murder board” (cork board I use to plot stories)
    •    notebooks (full of notes, bits of dialogue and plot points)
    •    iPad
    •    wireless keyboard
and
    •    comfortable chair
When I’m using all of these, I’m deep into a book – and having a great time!

5 things you need in order to write:  
    •    coffee
    •    coffee
    •    coffee
    •    coffee
 and
    •    chocolate.
Not necessarily in that order.

5 things you never want to run out of:   
    •    books
    •    food
    •    coffee
    •    chocolate
and
    •    a good pair of running shoes

Whats

What’s your all-time favorite movie?
Silverado is the one I’ll sit down and watch anytime it’s on. Cast, story, scenery, cinematography, and music – it has it all.

What’s your all-time favorite author?
When it comes to reading, I’m an omnivore. Some favorites include: Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Lynn Cahoon, Lee Hollis, M.C. Beaton, Spencer Quinn, Robert B. Parker, Gillian Flynn, Donna Tartt, Jonathan Kellerman, Carl Hiaasen, Tim Dorsey, Gregory Macdonald, Paula Hawkins, Stacy Schiff, Hilary Mantel, Ace Atkins, Louise Penny, Stephen King, James Patterson, Lee Child, J.K. Rowling, Allison Weir and David Rosenfelt.

What’s your favorite meal?
Thanksgiving dinner. Every year.

What’s one thing that very few people know about you?
I love to run in the morning.

What’s your favorite ice cream?
Whatever flavor I’m eating now. And I’m currently on an ice cream sandwich kick.

What’s your favorite candy bar?
Reese’s Cups and Mounds – love them both!

What’s your favorite movie snack?
Reese’s Cups and popcorn with extra butter. (Salty + sweet + butter = good.)

What’s your favorite color?
Got to be red. I write the Red Herring mysteries.

What’s one thing you never leave the house without?
A pad and pen. I never know when I’ll get an idea – or see something I can use.

What drives you crazy?
Many things – and it’s a very short drive.

What is the wallpaper on your computer’s desktop?
No desktop. I write on an iPad. And I kinda like that beach scene that was preselected when I opened the box. (How’s that for lazy?)

What movie genre do you prefer: drama, comedy, action, adventure, thriller, or horror?
I love movies (and books) that aren’t afraid to mix and match genres. Smart horror with a side of comedy, drama with funny or thriller moments. And a good mystery will always pull me in.

What is your obsession?
Where to hide the body. Never mind whose.


What is a pet peeve?
A body that won’t stay hidden. Sigh.


What do you collect?
Dust bunnies (when I’m writing). And words.

What book are you currently working on?
Red Hot, the next Alex Vlodnachek mystery adventure.

What’s your latest recommendation for:
Food: Yes, please.
Music: Definitely. (Now it’s a party.)
Book: Good Omens. Loved the book, can’t wait to see the mini-series.
TV: Love It or List It, Agatha Raisin, The Durrells in Corfu.
Netflix/Amazon Prime: Midsomer Murders, Lie to Me, Endgame.



ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Dana Dratch is a personal finance writer and the author of Confessions of a Red Herring and Seeing Red. She’s currently working on the third Alex Vlodnachek mystery adventure, Red Hot. Get updates at ConfessionsofaRedHerring.com.

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Tuesday, May 28, 2019

FEATURED AUTHOR: LESLIE NAGEL





ABOUT THE BOOK



Amateur sleuth Charley Carpenter discovers a coded journal that could crack her small town’s most infamous cold case wide open in this charming cozy mystery from the USA Today bestselling author of The Book Club Murders.
 


As the owner of Old Hat Vintage Fashions, Charley Carpenter supplies retro apparel to the residents of Oakwood, Ohio, but she’s been known to set business aside to play detective when a mystery rears its head. And there’s no bigger mystery in Oakwood than the murder of Regan Fletcher—a case that’s haunted the town for decades.
 


Regan’s boyfriend, Carter, did time for the crime—until another man’s confession freed him. But did the “real killer” really do it? Or did Carter walk away with blood on his hands? When Charley stumbles on an old journal written in code, it only complicates the case by revealing a blackmail scheme that targeted dozens of Oakwood’s citizens, giving them all a motive for murder. 
 


Now, with a spate of new suspects to pursue, plus a fresh murder and the abduction of her teenage code breaking expert, Charley must dig still deeper into the past—even as she risks being buried by her shadowy prey. Joining forces with Detective Marcus Trenault and the newly formed Oakwood Mystery Book Club, Charley turns to a classic whodunit for clues on catching a killer—before more lives are lost, and the truth dies with them.


Book Details:

Title: The Codebook Murders

Author:  Leslie Nagel

Genre:  Cozy Mystery


Series: The Oakwood Book Club Mysteries, book 4


Publisher: Random House Alibi (May 21, 2019)


Print length: 270 pages 

On tour with: Great Escapes Book Tours









IFs ANDs OR WHATs INTERVIEW WITH LESLIE NAGEL


Ifs


If you could talk to someone (living), who would it be and what would you ask them?
I’d love to meet Stephen King. I would ask him out for drinks, get him yakking, then convince him to adopt me and teach me his many secrets. Also, we’d have to rent a camper and drive around Maine.

If you could talk to someone (dead), who would it be and what would you ask them?
If I could speak with Dame Agatha Christie, I would ask her about those famous lost eleven days, from December 3-14, 1926. She went missing and never would tell where she went or what she did. Speculation about it has inspired a number of excellent books and movies. The ultimate mystery . . .

If you could be anything besides a writer, what would it be?
Whew! I’ve already tried so many things: radio DJ, real estate sales, restaurant manager, marketing VP, wife and mother, Scout leader, special events planner, college professor. I came to writing later than most, not publishing my first book until I was in my (gulp) fifties. And yet, I could not have become the writer that I am without having traveled down all those other paths.

Every single thing I’ve done in my life informs my fiction in some way. Sometimes it’s very explicit, such as the land development and zoning information that forms the basis for The Antique House Murders. More often it’s subtler: my strong ties to family and community, the work ethic I assign to my characters, and of course, Oakwood. My mysteries are set in the small town where I’ve lived all my life. Adding in real places and people (names changed, promise!) isn’t just a blast, although it is definitely tons of fun. It also enables me to deliver an authentic feeling of place and time to my readers.

If you were on the Amazon bestseller list, what authors would you choose to be one before and one below you?
JK Rowling writes a fantastic detective series under the name Robert Galbraith. I’d be so honored to find my book listed after any one of hers. And listed after my bestseller? Tana French, writer of the incomparable Dublin Detective Squad series. That is some seriously good company for any author.


If you could choose a fictional town to live in, what would it be and from what book?
I’ve heard Hobbiton of The Shire has quite a few good pubs. I think I’d enjoy the custom of six meals a day, giving presents for any and all occasions, and naming children after plants and flowers. The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien has been a treasured favorite since I first met Bilbo Baggins when I was twelve years old.


Ands

5 things you need in order to write:
    •    sticky notes in multiple colors
    •    the Internet
    •    my squashy chair cushion
and
    •    plenty of strong black coffee

5 things you love about writing: 
    •    The freedom to set my own schedule
    •    the creative outlet (difficult to obtain in most other lines of work)
    •    the opportunity to talk with readers about what they find in my stories
    •    hearing my words narrated in audiobook format

and
    •    researching obscure methods for murdering someone.
About that last one? I sincerely hope Homeland Security never has cause to poke into my search history . . .

5 favorite foods: 
   Just five? Okay . . .
    •    PIZZA is an entire food category on its own. All those toppings!
    •    I love a juicy burger with lots of extras piled on top
    •    omelets with plenty of sautéed veggies and feta cheese
    •    a stadium dog with all the trimmings—but only if I’m at an actual baseball game
and
    •    my personal creation: 5-layer lasagna
As I review this list, I’ve made an interesting personal discovery. I like COMPLICATED FOOD. Things with lots of toppings, parts, components. What’s up with that?? And what does that say about me as a mystery writer? Fact is, I love things to be complicated, especially when all the disparate elements come together into a final, delicious, solution.

5 favorite books:
    •    Sense and Sensibility, by Jane Austen
    •    The Hobbit, by J.R.R. Tolkien
    •    Lord of the Flies, by William Golding
    •    The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, by Agatha Christie
and
    •    Still Life With Crows by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child
This is a very diverse list, but they all have a common attribute: excellent storytelling, with tight prose and characters that stay with you.

Whats

What’s your favorite time of day?
I am a morning person. As one of four children growing up in a smallish house, finding alone time wasn’t easy. I loved the feeling of being the only person in the house, of getting the sofa to myself, of fixing breakfast without having to jockey for position. I still enjoy getting outside at dawn, when my only company are birds and squirrels—they are refreshingly nonjudgmental about morning hair.

What’s your favorite beverage?
You cannot imagine my joy at finding red wine on the list of “20 Foods to Reduce Your Cholesterol.”

What’s your favorite thing to do when there’s nothing to do?

There’s always something to do, especially when you are a writer! However, on the rare occasions when my characters have fallen silent and all other obligations have been fulfilled, I love to read. I’ve been exploring previously ignored genres lately, like YA and fantasy. There is so much talent out there, and so many amazing stories waiting to be discovered.

What’s your favorite quote?
“Pressure Makes Diamonds.” Don’t know who said it, but when I first heard this back in college, I took it for a personal mantra. It applies to so many life situations, from work burnout, to new-parent anxiety, to relationship discord.

What is the wallpaper on your computer’s desktop?
Last summer I helped my daughter move to Washington State. We hiked to the top of Kamiak Butte and snapped a photo of the breathtaking view. What a strangely beautiful landscape! So many shades of green, brown and gold, a crazy-quilt of irrigated farm fields draped over the hills and valleys in every direction. This is the arid eastern half of the state, a climate so very different from my rainy home state of Ohio. That photo is a daily reminder of a special memory shared with my favorite girl, whom I miss every day.

What’s your latest recommendation for:
Food:  My son has me eating a lot of Indian food, although, unlike him, I remain firmly at the bottom of the spicy scale.
Music:  Classic rock all the way, especially Bowie, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd and the Beatles.
Movie: If you haven’t seen Captain Marvel yet, you’ve missed a fabulous piece of storytelling with a strong feminist theme. This movie breaks a number of superhero tropes, which is a tough one, considering how many of these things have come out in the last few years. Five pink stars.
Book: Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens. It’s tough to find a truly original story; this one fills the bill. Not a traditional mystery, but a thread of whodunnit runs through this haunting and satisfying tale.
Audiobook: Just finished The Chalk Man by C.J. Tudor. Creepy thriller with several twists and turns, right up until the final page. An excellent narrator makes all the difference, and Euan Morton’s nuanced reading brings all the characters vividly to life.
TV:  Elementary – this fresh take on Holmes and Watson continues to deliver good mysteries layered with believable personal development of all the major characters. I’m sorry to learn Season 7 will be the last. Thank heaven for syndication.
Netflix/Amazon Prime: The Umbrella Academy took me completely by surprise! Loved the atmospheric tension combined with a hint of the supernatural. Cannot wait for Season 2.



OTHER BOOKS BY LESLIE NAGEL


The Book Club Murders
The Antique House Murders
The Advice Column Murders


ABOUT THE AUTHOR


Leslie Nagel is the author of the USA Today and Amazon bestselling Oakwood Book Club Mysteries series. She lives in the all too real city of Oakwood, Ohio, where murders are rare but great stories lie thick on the ground. In addition to writing about murder, she also teaches writing at a local community college. After the written word, Leslie's passions include her husband, her son and daughter, hiking, tennis, and strong black coffee, not necessarily in that order.


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Sunday, May 26, 2019

FEATURED AUTHOR: NEEL MULLICK



ABOUT THE BOOK


Sam returns home from a business trip a day before his son's thirteenth birthday and is looking forward to being with his family, when his world is cruelly shattered in one fell swoop. Initially he thinks he can cope with the loss, but finally seeks the help of Cynthia, an experienced therapist, to regain his equipoise. What he does not know is that Cynthia herself is trying to cope with a debilitating divorce and the sinister shadow of her ex-husband over her daughter . . .

What happens when doctor and patient find themselves in the same sinking boat? Moreover, when they are rowing in opposite directions--one clinging to the past, and the other unable to get rid of it! In the midst of it all is Lily, Cynthia's daughter, who harbors a secret that has the power to explode the lives around her.


Taut with tension and intensity, Dark Blossom is a glimpse of what lies under the surface of apparently 'normal' people.



Book Details:

Title: Dark Blossom

Author: Neel Mullick

Genre: Psychological Thriller


Publisher: Rupa Publications (December 21, 2018)


Print length: 224 pages












IFs ANDs OR WHATs INTERVIEW WITH NEEL MULLICK


Ifs



If you could talk to someone (living), who would it be and what would you ask them?

I’d love to talk to Barack Obama and discuss his thoughts on the balance and tradeoffs between power and diplomacy.

If you could talk to someone (dead), who would it be and what would you ask them?
I’d love to talk to Ayn Rand to learn more about her evolution from philosopher and non-fiction writer to a fiction writer, the challenges she faced and lessons she learned in doing so.

If you could live in any time period which would it be?
Phew! That’s a toughie. The romantic in me would love to live in Europe during the Renaissance, but if time travel were to become a reality, then I’m afraid the realist in me is more than likely to succumb to the temptation of traveling to the future to find out the result of next year’s Super Bowl!

If you could step back into a moment or day in time, where would you go?
I’d go back to the Amazonian rainforest because I have never since known tranquility like I experienced there.

If you could be anything besides a writer, what would it be?
I’d be a Nascar driver. I grew up in India and even though the 1.2 billion of us haven’t discovered it yet, I believe we are genetically predisposed to excel at that sport!

If you had to do community service (or already do volunteer work), what would you choose?
I am fortunate enough to currently be working with four women-led NGOs in as many continents and what I’d like to spend more of my time doing is working with children’s education. In fact, half the royalties of my debut novel, Dark Blossom are being donated to www.iimpact.org, an NGO devoted to the primary education of girls from the most impoverished sections of India.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where in the world would it be?
If I could, I’d be living just outside of Queenstown, New Zealand, running a small B&B in a vineyard, writing and entertaining guests in my free time.



Ands



5 favorite possessions:
-my Ridley cycle
-Serious Steel resistance bands
-iPhone XS
-Bluetooth earphones
and
-my MacBook Air, without which I wouldn’t be able to write.

5 things you need in order to write:
-time
-my laptop
-silence
-research
and
-well, a little more time!

5 things you love about writing:
-allowing my imagination to run amok yet be focused on every little detail
-the joy of discovering how even the smallest change in a sentence can make the biggest difference to its meaning
-the opportunity to have an impact on others
-empathy for my characters to take them through their entire range of expressions
and
-empathy for readers to be able to make a desired impact on them

5 things about you or 5 words to describe you:
-dreamer

-philosopher
-romantic
-empathic
and
-more than a dash of nutty!

5 favorite places you’ve been:
-Antarctica
-Barcelona
-Galapagos
-Machu Picchu
and
-Queenstown

5 favorite books:
-Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand  
-Jonathan Livingston Seagull by Richard Bach
-Primal Fear by William Diehl
-A Technique for Producing Ideas by James Webb Young
and
-Embracing Your Inner Critic by Hal and Sidra Stone

5 favorite things to do:
-writing
-cycling
-traveling
-philanthropy
and
-meeting new & interesting people


Whats


What’s your all-time favorite memory?
The first time I did a solo paragliding flight in California. It was a flawless forty-five minutes, and it’s the closest I’ve felt to Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

What’s your all-time favorite movie?
Oh! Now’s the time I give away how old I am. I remember watching the Keanu Reeves-movie Speed as a teenager and I can’t remember, either ever before or after, being on the edge of my seat for as long.

What’s your all-time favorite author?
Ayn Rand for her ability to create characters that are unique yet their struggles so relatable, stories that are grand yet realistic, and a narration that is dogmatic yet immersive.

What’s your all-time favorite city?
Barcelona, for it has the best of everything – the sea, the hills, culture, modernity, food, wine, and people!

What’s one thing that very few people know about you?
That I have survived ten days (and nights!) at an airport and a free fall five-hundred meters from the sky!

What’s the most beautiful sound you’ve heard?
The sound of a thousand waterfalls in a valley in Tibet.

What’s your favorite time of day?
Early in the morning, the first few hours in fact. For that’s the only time of day I’m able to stick to a discipline!

What’s your favorite meal?
The midnight snack for it usually constitutes dessert!

What’s your favorite thing to do?
Writing! It used to be cycling for almost as long as I can remember but now writing has replaced it. And that’s saying a lot.

What’s your favorite snack?
Ice cream. Yes, I gain two pounds for every 10,000 words I write, if you must ask!

What’s your favorite dessert?
Kanafeh. If you haven’t tried it yet, drop everything you’re doing and sink your teeth into a portion. It’s got sugar, cheese, almonds, pistachios, and rose water. Can’t go wrong with all of that!

What’s your favorite beverage?

Coffee. Can’t seem to get enough of it.

What’s your favorite ice cream?
Dulce de Leche… No, Belgian Dark Chocolate… No, Sea Salt and Caramel… grrr… All of them?

What’s your favorite hobby or past-time?
Cycling.

What’s your favorite thing to do when there’s nothing to do?

Playing poker online. I’m a novice, and I don’t play with money, but I’ve realized that I can discover my mind’s level of unrest based on how I play. And knowledge, in this case, is definitely power.

What’s your favorite quote?
It’s mine: Good storytelling happens at the intersection of personal authenticity and people’s perceptions. While the former can get you to the first draft, it takes brutal honesty and painstaking diligence with one’s understanding of the latter to get to the final manuscript.

What’s your favorite color?

Blue. My first name in my mother tongue means is a shade of the color.


What’s one thing you never leave the house without?
Chapstick.


What do you know now that you wish you knew then?
That I could write. I would have started it before I could walk!

What is your obsession?
To continuously evolve and improve as a writer.

What smells remind you of your childhood?

Petrichor

.

What book are you currently working on?
My next novel is also going to be a psychological thriller, narrated from the perspective of Abigail, a young nanny who has just started working at a prominent bureaucrat’s home. It starts with her charge, six-year old Stewart fighting for his dear life in the pool and Abigail soon discovering it might have been his older sister who had pushed him in and covered her tracks.

What’s your all-time favorite picture of yourself? It’s actually a recent one taken a couple of years back in Cambodia.


What’s your all-time favorite place you’ve visited?
Machu Picchu.



What’s your latest recommendation for:
Food: Ilili close to Madison Square Park in NYC. Never disappoints!
Music: EDM. Try listening to a couple of tracks by Joe Lyons but beware, you might not want to listen to anything else after!
Movie: Miss Sloane with Jessica Chastain. I think both the movie and Jessica’s acting were hugely underrated.
Book: Autism Breakthrough: The Groundbreaking Method That Has Helped Families All Over the World by Raun K. Kaufman. It is filled with so many life lessons told in a simple and endearing manner that it’s a must read.
TV: Game of Thrones
Netflix/Amazon Prime: Ricky Gervais on Netflix. He’s one of the best comics I’ve ever seen.




ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Neel Mullick is the author of Dark Blossom. The Head of Product and Information Security at a Belgian family-office technology company, Mullick is a graduate of Carnegie Mellon University and INSEAD. He mentors female entrepreneurs through the Cherie Blaire Foundation for Women, is involved in raising a generation of digital and socially-aware leaders with Nigeria’s Steering for Greatness Foundation, supports improvement in the quality of life of domestic workers through Peru’s Emprendedoras del Hogar, and works with IIMPACT in India to help break the cycle of illiteracy plaguing young girls from socially and economically impoverished communities. Dark Blossom is his first novel.


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Friday, May 24, 2019

FEATURED CHARACTER: JEFF BOND'S DEB BOLLINGER






ABOUT THE BOOK


Big Tech meets Die Hard in this techno-thriller Kirkus Reviews calls "a clever, spirited tale with a brainy, nimble heroine at the helm."



From IndieReader's 5 star (highest rating) review:
"Bond weaves an entertaining story filled with deceit, robots, Russians, and tech entrepreneurs that all combine to give the reader a reason to flip pages furiously to find out what might happen next.

"

Deb Bollinger has no time for corporate training.



Her company’s top engineer at just twenty-seven, Deb has blocked off her day for the one project she truly cares about: the launch of Carebnb, an app that finds spare beds for the homeless. When she’s told all employees must drop everything for some busywork exercise called Blackquest 40, it’s an easy no.



Trouble is, her bosses aren’t really asking.



Blackquest 40 is the mother of all corporate trainings. A near-impossible project to be completed in forty straight hours. No phones. No internet. Sleeping on cots. Nobody in, nobody out. Deb finds the whole setup creepy and authoritarian. When a Carebnb issue necessitates her leaving the office, she heads for the door.



What’s the worst that could happen?



Armed commandos, HVAC-duct chases, a catastrophic master plan that gets darker by the hour — Blackquest 40 is a fresh take on the Die Hard formula, layering smart-drones and a modern heroine onto the classic action tale.



Book Details:

Title: Blackquest 40

Author: Jeff Bond

Genre: Techno-thriller


Publisher: Jeff Bond books (May 15th, 2019)


Print length: 348 pages









ABOUT JEFF BOND'S CHARACTER, DEB BOLLINGER


Race: Caucasian

Age: 27

Height: 5’2”

Weight: Hundred-odd pounds

Build: Wiry

Hair color: Blond

Hair style: Short, spiked

Eye color: Green

Relationship status: Single/occasionally dating

Name of romantic partner: Liz

Distinguishing features: Deb blends just fine on the San Francisco coffee shop circuit, but at the office – among her engineering coworkers, who’re 90 percent male and homogenous as Safeway milk? She sticks out like some freak-colored poisonous frog.

Mental handicaps: Deb’s mother lives at Crestwood Psychiatric, a schizophrenia care facility. Deb is prone to occasional disorientations herself; “One ear seems to accelerate to the floor while the other flies off my head, then they flip, then flop, then flip again—like some sadistic kid is yanking kite strings.” She worries these could be precursors to her mother’s disease.

Does she have any quirks? Deb is a robotics and software engineering savant whose workspace is a veritable cornucopia of gizmos: Raven, her trusty solar-powered quadcopter drone; a bin of remote-controlled Hot Wheels; her buggy mechanical dragonflies (which suck at flying); and Hedgehog Eleanor Roosevelt, who she built as a peacenik entry in a battle bot competition while at MIT.


PERSONALITY
What is Deb’s favorite catchphrase?
When Deb needs to establish ground rules for new male coworkers who seem skeevy, she simply states, “I’m gay.”

Is she optimistic or pessimistic?
Depends. Deb keeps a “Polarity of the Universe” toggle on her desktop. As Blackquest 40 begins, it’s set to Amoral. Other settings include Good and Evil.



Does she have any bad habits?
Once daily, she sends her buggy dragonflies to secretly film Jared—her slovenly coworker with a demonstrated penchant for harassment—to make sure he’s behaving. Deb realizes this is an abuse of power but doesn’t consider it a bad habit, per se.

What is her strongest character trait?
A desire to do good. Deb pours her spare time—and much of her non-spare time at Codewise Solutions—into an app she built called Carebnb, which matches up the homeless with hosts willing to share spare beds in their homes.

What is her weakest character trait?
Cynicism—particularly towards people who don’t share her worldview.

What is her obsession?
Solving homelessness, the plight she shared with her mother.

What is her pet peeve?
Software engineers who don’t properly indent their code.

What is her greatest achievement? 


The Carebnb launch, which—as cruel fate would have it—is scheduled for the same day that Deb’s bosses impose Blackquest 40 on the firm.

Where’s her favorite hangout place? 


Simple Pleasures, a café just down the street from her apartment in the Outer Richmond—a western neighborhood of San Francisco.


What is her password? 

Wouldn’t you like to know.



What is her favorite food? 

Bánh mì.


Is she superstitious?
Deb weirdly won’t kick off a program if her cursor isn’t at the beginning of a line.

Is she a messy or a neat housekeeper?

Neat—but she can’t take credit. She’s not home enough to make messes.

What does she do first thing on a weekday morning? 

Ensure none of her gizmos have become sentient and hidden her hair gel for laughs.

What does she do on a Sunday afternoon?


Either code or troubleshoot Carebnb problems in the field, among the homeless.

What does she do on a Friday night?

Ditto.

What is her soft drink of choice? 


Kombucha.

What is her alcoholic drink of choice? 

She’ll drink a straight-up whiskey with Cecil or froofy drink if a girlfriend’s into them, but Deb doesn’t go out of her way to impair her own mental faculties.

How does she feel about herself? 

Meh. Deb feels proud of her interpersonal integrity—she calls BS when she sees it, to your face—but angsty about the percentage of her career devoted to work she doesn’t care about.


Is there any aspect of herself that she is blind to?

Deb doesn’t see the world from other people’s perspective. At all.

Does she make a positive or negative first impression? 

Depends how you feel about bike messengers with androgynous hair and attitude.

Does that impression hold up?

Depends how you feel about good-hearted geniuses with no verbal filters.


FRIENDS AND FAMILY
Does she have a big or small family? 

Small: just Deb and her mother.

What is her perception of family? 


Deb is fiercely protective of her mother, often confronting Crestwood Psychiatric orderlies about her dosages.

Describe her best friend. 

Deb has been variously close—manically, desperately—with women she’s dated, but doesn’t have a prototypical best friend otherwise. She might call Cecil a half-friend, half-father figure.


Does she have any pets? 

Nope. No time.


Who are her enemies? 

Jared Ackerman: the embodiment of all that is wrong with Tech Bro culture.


Is she in a relationship? 

As the novel starts, Deb is between relationships.


Has she ever had her heart broken? 


On page 323 of Blackquest 40.


Does she have a sidekick? 

Deb would never demean Prisha—the woman she and Susan hired out of Cal-Berkeley—with the term “sidekick,” but, yes, Prisha would fit the commonly understood definition.


CONFLICT

How does she respond to a threat? 

Vigorously.

Is she most likely to fight with her fists or her tongue? 

Yes.

What is her kryptonite?
Corporate-speak. She feels it on her skin like eel slime.

What does she love to hate? 

Fakers.

What are her phobias?

Institutions taking advantage of her mother. Life passing without purpose.

What is her choice of weapon? 

Robot.

Does she have a secret? 

The percent of her Codewise work hours that are, in fact, devoted to Carebnb. Deb’s contract stipulates 25 percent, and she kinda…sorta…well, actually, not at all, complies.

Does she carry a weapon? 

Deb’s politics prevent her from carrying a weapon, but by the end of Blackquest 40? You bet.


WORK, EDUCATION, AND HOBBIES

What is her current job? 

Principal software engineer, Codewise Industries.

What does she think about her current job?

It’s a paycheck.

What is her educational background? 

Deb entered MIT at age sixteen, graduating with a double major in robotics and gender studies. She then received her PhD from Harvard in computational science and engineering.

Does she have a natural talent for something? 

Deb’s graduate advisor at Harvard once told his department chair, “If I can only have one human to defend the planet when our alien overlords arrive, I’ll take Deb Bollinger.”


POSSESSIONS

What is in her fridge? 

Cold air.

What is on her bedside table? 

Programming manuals.

What is in her car? 

Deb, a faithful rider of SF muni, owns no car.

What is in her pockets? 

A Google phone, which she largely designed and built at Google before jumping ship to Codewise.

What is her most treasured possession? 

Deb doesn’t treasure possessions, but losing Raven—her trusty quadcopter drone—would be super awful.


MISCELLANEOUS

If she could call one person for help, who would it be?

Cecil, the homeless man who’s known her since she was a baby, “When her mother would push her around in a cart, snuggled in among dumpster scraps and Styrofoam peanuts. Cecil walked Deb through the roughest part of the city every day of second grade, and taught her the nutcracker choke after a kid pushed a shiv through her septum in fifth.”

What would she do if she won the lottery? 

Plow the money into solving homelessness and other societal ills.

What would she ask a fortune teller? 

Will the launch of Carebnb succeed? If not, why?—what can I fix?



EXCERPT FROM BLACKQUEST 40




I am in the middle of solving homelessness when my boss raps his knuckles on my cubicle border. I know it's Paul - my eyes stay on the computer monitor, what with an intractable social ill hanging in the balance - by the timid tap...     tap-tap pattern. Also the smell. Paul eats McDonald's every morning for breakfast. He's a Sausage McGriddle man.
"Deb, we're heading up to the meeting - "
"Busy." I squint around the San Francisco street map on-screen, mousing over a blinking dot labeled Wanda. She isn't moving. None of them are moving.
Paul sighs. "We're all busy. But it's a Company-All, so if you - "
"Is it a Susan meeting?"
"No. It's the kickoff for Blackquest 40."
"Means nothing to me." I click Wanda. Why aren't they moving? Database problem?
Paul says the meeting invite should have explained everything. Blackquest 40 is a training exercise, mandatory for every employee in the company.
I look up and see that, indeed, he has the whole team in tow. Jared in his My Code Can't Fix Your Stupid trucker hat. Minosh fingering his spiral-bound notebook, peeking at a clock. They are watching me - all 5'2" if you count the platinum spikes, and a decade younger than them - like zoo visitors wondering if the glass is thick enough around this freak-colored poison frog.
"Susan hired me," I say, invoking our rockstar CEO again. "Susan said I don't have to participate in anything I don't believe in."
"Look, this project - "
"Is corporate training. High on my list of things to not believe in."
With that, I pop over to the log file, which confirms my worst fear: the Carebnb database isn't refreshing. The last GPS coordinates are from eight minutes ago, meaning Wanda and every other unhoused person on that map is misplaced.
Ugh.
The timing is brutal. Today is my launch, the day I am supposed to start demonstrating to all the venture capitalists not funding my side project that a little technology plus basic human decency can equal disruptive positive change.
Across the city, 137 unhoused San Franciscans are wearing 137 smart wristbands, produced at great expense by a local micro-manufacture co-op, in the hopes of connecting with a beta host. I signed up 344 hosts, but that number is dicey because many I bullied into joining. Some will have uninstalled the Carebnb app, not anticipating that I'll soon be combing my list for chicken-outs and visiting their apartments to measure, then post on social media, just how many square feet of covered living space they waste nightly.
My brain races for solutions, but Paul's voice and eau de McGriddle distract me. He's explaining that Susan is out of pocket tying up loose ends in Davos, that Carter Kotanchek has the ball until -
"Okay Paul, honestly?" I click over to the T server, the probable source of my issue. "There is no combination of words or faux-words you can say that will get me off this workstation."
"You're the principal software architect, Deb," he says. "We need you. I'm still in the dark myself, but I'm hearing Blackquest 40 is enormous."
My mouth twists. "Getting colder."
Paul hates managing me. I'm sure he goes home every night to Li Wei, his former-secretary-now-wife, and curses Susan for poaching me away from Google.
Now, as his eyes roam my workspace - hemp satchel, bin of droid Hot Wheels, Polarity of the Universe toggle currently set to Amoral, my toes in their sandals (he has a pervy thing for my feet) - his face drops another shade closer to dough.
He looks at my screen. "How much time are you spending on Carebnb?"
"Twenty-five percent, just like my contract says." I manage to keep a straight face.
It's a required Company-All. You don't badge in, you lose network privileges. It would set you back."
"You can void that."
"I can." Paul taps his ample jowls, thoughtfully paternal. "But I won't."
I've been working throughout our exchange, deciphering error messages, rebooting, tweaking this and that...     nothing is helping.
I grit my teeth. Resetting my network privileges would be a big, sticky wad of red tape.
"Fine," I say, "I'll do the meeting. But I am still not participating in this Blockquest deal."
"Blackquest."
"Whatever." I can bring my laptop and troubleshoot from the conference room. "Our queue is about ten miles long - whose bright idea was some lame time-suck training?"
Paul grimaces. "Carter is driving it."
Carter Kotanchek, our chief financial officer, is warring with Paul about the makeup of the Codewise Solutions workforce. Paul favors programmers in keeping with our reputation as the leading machine-learning and optimization company on the planet.
Carter wants more salespeople and has a knack for finding third-party vendors who sport the same Gatsby slickback he does. Inexplicably, Carter is winning.
The engineers behind Paul knock in place like pens in a mug, waiting.
I flop my wrist toward the elevators. "Go, go - I'll catch up. Two minutes."
They go. Paul lowers his gaze in a final I know you will choose wisely appeal.
I focus on my screen with a wonderfully McGriddle-free breath, then try refreshing the database.
DENIED: CONNECTIVITY ERROR 612.
I rejigger a script and try again.
DENIED: CONNECTIVITY ERROR 612.
Same error every time.
This is infuriating. Have I been found out? I never officially informed Paul about routing Carebnb's unhoused-person GPS data through T, Codewise's least busy server. Did he shut me down without telling me? Coincidentally on my most important day of the year?
No way. Paul would write a huffy email or file a ticket. He won't refill our departmental stash of teabags without paperwork.
My calendar bleeps. YOU HAVE NOT BADGED INTO BLACKQUEST 40 KICKOFF (ORGANIZER: CARTER K.); NETWORK PRIVILEGES WILL RESET IN 4 MINUTES.
I stand and grab my laptop, then remember it doesn't have the software to access the T server. I won't be able to troubleshoot during the meeting after all. I'll be forced to sit there and eat an hour's worth of corporate mumbo-jumbo.
"Raven!" I call over my shoulder.
My trusty solar-powered quadcopter perks up. She hums around to my sightline, her underside dome blipping green to indicate her attention.
"Attend meeting in conference room 6-A. Badge in. Watch, back row. Record."
Raven processes each command using natural language algorithms I wrote in grad school, then lowers her claw - repurposed off a junked arcade game - to accept my keycard.
As the drone whispers up the hall, I feel a twinge of unease. She's attended meetings in my stead before but never on a different floor. She will need to push a button, read a floor indicator, possibly accommodate human riders...     logic I have given her but not thoroughly stress-tested. It's asking a lot.
I work another five minutes without success.
Air blasts through my nostrils.
I need eyes on a live wristband.
I grab the phone and dial Cecil, my go-to trial user. Cecil has known me since I was a baby, when Mom would push me around in her cart, snuggled in among dumpster scraps and Styrofoam peanuts. Cecil walked me through the roughest part of the city every day of second grade, and taught me the nutcracker choke after a kid pushed a shiv through my septum in fifth.
"Lil Deb, yo," he answers in a deep baritone.
"Cec! Hey Cec, I'm seeing weirdness on my end and I need to know if you - "
"How's your mom?"
"Oh, she's cool, I talked to the orderlies and - "
"They're keeping her meds straight?"
"No no, yeah, it's all good," I say - Cecil is so unfailingly polite you have to move him along sometimes - "listen, what are you seeing with Carebnb? Is your wristband working?"
"Think so."
"Green light?"
"Yep."
"Map of available host beds showing up?"
"Yep."
"How many hosts in range? My database wonked and I gotta know if the problem is local or if peer-to-peer transfers are broken too."
A guttural breath over the line. "English, Deb. Regular English please."
I grip the keyboard tray, slow myself down. "Could we possibly meet? I think I have to see the wristband myself to diagnose this. Sorry, I hate to inconvenience you."
"I'm homeless. Where else I gotta go."
"Right. How about our usual spot, say twenty minutes?"
Before he can respond, the call drops. Bzzzzzzzzzz.
I clench my jaw and redial.
NO SERVICE.
I stand and waggle my phone outside my cube, I walk to the window, I glare at the Verizon logo and telepathically threaten to hack their transceivers to mush if they don't find me a signal.
Nada.
I plunk back down. I'm contemplating flipping my Polarity of the Universe toggle to Evil when a tinny sound announces the presence of a new window on my monitor: Raven's livestream.
She made it up to the Blackquest kickoff meeting. Atta girl. I resize the window to span my entire screen and watch as the big conference room comes into focus.
The Company-All is underway. Carter Kotanchek stands at the podium in a dapper summer-weight suit. Raven's camera won't win any TechCrunch awards, but Carter's teeth still gleam from the middle of a plastic grin.
"Like y't'meet Jim Dawson," he says, introducing a stone-faced man in chunky glasses. "Jim here runs Elite Development, the company that will be facilitating Blackquest 40. Guys are doing phenomenal stuff in a new space called Extreme Readiness. Helping organizations build capability to complete projects of extreme complexity, requiring extreme teamwork, on extreme deadlines. So far they've been working with high-leverage government agencies, paramilitary, et cetera. We, ladies and gents, are fortunate enough to be corporate client number one."
Dawson, in a bland accent - Ohio? Indiana? - thanks Carter and says he's pleased to be here today. Excited for our shared journey.
Gag. So not participating.
As my focus returns to Carebnb, I groan at the ceiling. I need to test a wristband, but if I can't meet Cecil...     hmm. I have a few spares lying around, but none are initialized.
I'm figuring how long initialization would take - and how true a read I'd get from a wristband not in the field - when I hear something that stops me cold.
"...     campus quarantine and data blockade will remain in place for the duration of Blackquest 40. If you absolutely require outside contact, in case of emergency or vital family obligation, a protocol exists...    "
Wait, data blockade? I rewind Raven's feed and replay the last fifteen seconds. Elite Development, in the name of "improved focus and personal efficiency," is collecting every cellphone in the building and blocking all inbound-outbound internet traffic.
I feel slight queasiness at the authoritarianism of the whole setup, but mostly relief. Because now I get it. These jerks shut down T. They killed my call. Probably they're using some military-grade antenna to zap cellular signals, and a simple software block on the servers.
And that won't stop me.
***
Excerpt from Blackquest 40 by Jeff Bond.  Copyright © 2019 by Bond. Reproduced with permission from Bond. All rights reserved.





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