Tuesday, November 17, 2020

FEATURED AUTHOR: SAGE WEBB



ABOUT THE BOOK


After fleeing the crush of a partnership at a large Chicago criminal-defense firm and a professional breakdown, Devlin Winters just wants to be left alone with a couple sundowners on the deck of her dilapidated mahogany trawler on Galveston Bay. But when an old flame shows up on the boardwalk with a mysterious little boy in tow and an indictment on his heels, fate has other plans, and Devlin finds herself thrust onto a sailboat bound for St. Kitts and staring down her demons in the courtroom, as she squares off against an obsessed prosecutor with a secret of his own.





Book Details:

Title: The Venturi Effect

Author: Sage Webb

Genre: legal thriller

Series: A Devlin Winters Novel

Publisher: Stoneman House Press, LLC (November 15, 2020)

Print length: 329 pages
On tour with: Partners in Crime Virtual Book Tours





    


LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT WITH SAGE WEBB


A few of your favorite things: books! Books! Books and maxi dresses!
Things you need to throw out: see above! No, I’d never throw out no-longer-needed books or dresses; I’d donate them. But living on a boat means enforced minimalism, and I know I need to cull the heard a bit!


Things you love about where you live: my husband and I live on a 40’ sailboat in a marina off Galveston Bay. I love it. We spend weekdays docked, so “the bosun” can go to work (mostly, I can work from my laptop wherever I am), and on the weekends, we anchor the boat in the bay and enjoy the quiet of being on the water. People dream of sailing to far-off islands, and there’s something to be said for that, but “sailing local” keeps it stress free while providing all the good times of being at anchor, taking the dinghy to the beach, enjoying meals at harborside dives under palapas, and generally taking in boat life.
Things that make you want to move: I like the heat, but the Houston-Galveston area is really hot in the summer—like really, really hot. And I have lupus, which means the sun is not my friend . . . at all!

Words that describe you: adventurous, caring, loves cats (and dogs!), jokes around.
Words that describe you but you wish they didn’t: OCD!, easily stressed, moody, judgmental.

Favorite music: my husband spends a goodly portion of his free time as a local Texas red-dirt-country singer-songwriter, so there’s only one right answer to this question for me: his music is my favorite! Before I moved to Texas (and before I met my husband), I didn’t much like country, but now I love it. I like the story-telling nature of many of the songs, the genre’s general danceability, and the emotion of some of the ballads.
Music that make your ears bleed: Yung Gravy (with all due respect to his fans, he’s just not my brand of vodka!)

Favorite smell: salt air, cut grass, this apple-cinnamon air freshener we use, and (I know! I know! guilty face) some of the fiberglass-maintenance chemicals one encounters during boat work.

Something that makes you hold your nose: a big ol’ puff of diesel exhaust when I’m hooking up a camping trailer to a diesel tow vehicle. (We like to RV, too!)

Last best thing you ate: I appreciate good bread pudding, and I live in Texas, so it’s not hard to find. There’s a little waterfront restaurant in a neighboring marina, and sometimes when we’re feeling festive, we’ll walk over there and they have scrumptious bread pudding! We made this little evening passeggiata the other night and treated ourselves to the bread pudding. 

Last thing you regret eating: I suffer from food envy at almost every meal we eat out. Whatever my husband orders always ends up looking better than what I got, so I often regret my culinary choices. (It’s not that bad, really, but he teases me about it a lot!)

Things you always put in your books:
my writing often contains boats! I luv ’em, so they tend to sneak in. There’s usually some law, too.

Things you never put in your books: I can’t do a whole lot of violence or sex. Just too much for me. Nor do I tend to venture into areas that are completely foreign. I agree with people who say that the idea of “write what you know” has limits, but I also tend to use what I know as a springboard.

Favorite places you’ve been: I love Guatemala. I’ve gotten to go there a couple times, and it’s beautiful! It offers some great experiences in the realm of history, architecture, art, scenery, and food. I also love Michigan’s Mackinac Island (no cars allowed! only horses and bikes!); caves in general (gimme a “wild cave tour” any day!); and Rome (what’s not to love about the Eternal City???).

Places you never want to go to again: well, there was this awful truck stop along highway . . . ! I love road trips, and I love RVing, so there have been a number of dirty, sketchy, stops! I’m also not an L.A. person and can only take Vegas in very short bursts.

Things that make you happy: nothing feels quite as good as sitting in the cockpit of an anchored boat on a warm day, under a canvas awning, reading a good book . . . with a salty dog or cat at hand. 

Things that drive you crazy: deadlines have literally caused my hair to fall out (well, lupus caused my hair to fall out, but stress may or may not have provided a trigger!). I live with a lot of nonnegotiable deadlines and they can cause a ton of frustration!





EXCERPT FROM THE VENTURI EFFECT


Chapter 1
Carny 

Red metal boxes lined the wood-railed tourist boardwalk, giving children access to fish food if the kids could finagle quarters from parents wilted and forlorn in the triple-digit Gulf Coast heat. With the food, kids could create great frenzies of red drum, snook, spotted sea trout, or whatever fish species gathered at the boardwalk’s pilings in agitated silver vortices. Devlin Winters lifted her ballcap and wiped a sleeve across her brow. She favored long-sleeved t-shirts for just this reason—their mopping properties . . . and to protect her from the Galveston Bay sun in its unrelenting effort to grill her and the other boardwalk barkers. In the two years she’d been on the boardwalk, she’d never fed the fish. 

A kid stopped beside one of the boxes. 

“Can I have a quarter, mommy?” the boy asked. 

He looked about eight or nine, though Devlin had little interest in guessing accurately the ages of the pint-sized patrons fueling her income stream.

“I’m not sure I have one,” the mom replied. 

She appeared a bit younger than Devlin, maybe late twenties. 

Once upon a time, Devlin would have looked at a mother like that and made a snide remark about crib lizards and dead ends, but nine bucks an hour in the sun makes it awfully hard for a carny to judge others. Lacking a more interesting subject, Devlin watched the woman paw through a backpack-sized purse. The chick produced a quarter and handed it to the kid, who dropped it into the box’s payment slot and ground the dial, catching in his miniature palm a limited portion of the fish food that spilled out of the machine when he lifted the metal flap. The majority of the pellets rained down onto the wooden boardwalk planks, bounced, and disappeared through the cracks between the planks. 

Devlin fancied she could hear the tiny fish-food BBs hitting brown water: plink, plink, plink. Once upon another time, when she was still at Sondheim Baker, but toward the end, she would go outside in the middle of the day. Instead of sitting at her desk, drafting appellate briefs for the Seventh Circuit, she would ride the elevator down to La Salle, down seven hundred feet of glass and stainless steel and terribly expensive architecture. She would drop down those elevator cables at random times, at times rich, successful attorneys should have been at their desks. And she would turn left out of that great glass building the color of the sky and walk over to the river, that nothing-like-the-Styx river that mankind had turned back on itself, contrary to nature. 

She would stand and look down into the water, which was sometimes emerald, sometimes the color of jeans before they are ever washed. Once or twice, she had reached into her purse (expensive purses, Magnificent Mile purses from Burberry and Gucci and Hermès) and she had dug around until she’d found a penny. She’d dropped the penny into the river and, even now, on the sauna-hot boardwalk with the whistle of the kid-sized train behind her and the pulses of unimpressive pop music overhead, she was sure she could hear those pennies hit the Chicago River, hit and sink down, down, and farther down.  

Plink. Plink. Pli—

“You want to try this one?”

The fish-feeding entertainment had run its course and the mother stood in front of the water-gun game Devlin guarded. She gestured toward Devlin and the row of stools in front of their narrow-barreled water guns.

“Is it hard?” The kid looked up at his mom, and the mom turned to Devlin.

“He can do it, right?” she asked. “I mean, he can figure it out, right?”

“Sure, it’s easy.” Devlin lifted her cap for another mop across her hairline, and then wiped perspiration away from her eyes under her sunglasses. “It’s fun, little dude,” she said to the kid in his obviously secondhand clothes. 

She wanted to care, wanted to be “affable” or whatever it is a carny should be toward summer’s ice-cream-eating cash-crop flux of kids. But wanting alone, without effort, is never enough.

The mom held out a five-dollar bill.

“You both wanna do it? I gotta have more than one person to run it for a prize.” Devlin rubbed the top of her right flip flop and foot against her left calf.

“Oh,” the woman said, “I wasn’t planning to play. I’m no good at these things.”

“Um,” Devlin stepped out of the shade of the game’s nook and cast her eyes up and down the boardwalk, “we’ll find some more kids.” She took the woman’s money without looking away from the walkway and the beggarly seabirds.

A young couple, likely playing hooky from jobs in Houston, held the hands of a girl sporting jet-black pigtails and lopsided glasses.

“Step right up, princess. You wanna win a unicorn, right?” Devlin reached back into her game nook and snatched a pink toy from the wall of unicorns, butterflies, bees, and unlicensed lookalikes of characters from movies Devlin had never heard of. She dangled the thing in the girl’s direction.

“Would you like to play, habibti?” The mom jiggled the girl’s arm.

“Tell ya what.” Devlin turned to the mom. “The whole family can play for five bucks. We’re just trying to get some games going, give away some prizes to these cuties.” She turned back to the first mother. “And don’t worry, I’ll give him three games for the fiver.”

“Hear that, Vince? You’ll get to play a few times. Is that cool?”

Vince picked at his crotch. Devlin looked away. 

“Yes, we’ll all play,” the second mother said. The dad pulled a twenty out of a pocket and Devlin started to make change while Vince’s mom hefted Vince onto a stool.

“Just a five back,” the father said. “We’ll play a few times.”

“Sure thing,” Devlin replied. Then she raised her voice to run through the rules of the game, to explain how the water guns spraying and hitting the targets would raise plastic boats in a boat race to buzzers at the top of the game contraption. She offered some tired words of encouragement, got nods from everyone, and counted down. “Three, two, one.” 

She pushed the button and the game loosed a bell sound across the boardwalk. 

A guy in waiter’s livery hurried past, hustling toward one of the boardwalk’s various restaurants, with their patios overlooking the channel and Galveston Bay. He’d be serving people margaritas and gimlets in just a few more steps and minutes. Devlin wanted a gimlet.

She drew a deep breath, turned back to her charges. “Close race here, friends.” 

An ’80s-vintage Hunter sailboat slid past in the channel, leaving Galveston Bay and making its way back to one of the marinas up the waterway on Clear Lake. 

When Devlin turned back to her marksmen, the girl’s mother’s boat had almost reached the buzzer. 

“Looks like we’ve got a leader here. Come on, madam. You’re almost there.”

Devlin checked her watch. She’d be off in less than an hour. She’d be back on her own boat fifteen minutes after that, with an unopened bottle of Bombay Sapphire and a net full of limes rocking above the galley sink.

The buzzer blared.

“Looks like we have a winner. Congratulations, madam.” Devlin clapped three times. “Now would you like a unicorn, a butterfly, or,” Devlin pulled a four-inch-tall creature from the wall, not knowing how to describe it, “this little guy?” She held it out for the woman’s inspection.

Habibti, you pick.” The mom patted her daughter’s back. The kid didn’t say anything, just pointed at the butterfly.

“Butterfly it is, beautiful.” Devlin unclipped the toy from the wall of plush junk and handed it to the girl. “Well, we’ve got some competition for this next one, folks, now that you’re all warmed up. Take a breather. We’ll start the next game when you’re ready.”

“Can I try?” A boy pulled at a broad-shouldered man’s hand, leading the guy toward the row of stools. It was hard to tell parentage with these kids and their mixed-up step- and half- and melded-in-other-ways families, and with this one, the kid’s dark curls and earnest eyes contrasted with the dude’s Nordic features and reminded Devlin of a roommate she’d had in undergrad, a girl from Haiti who’d taught Devlin about pikliz. Devlin hadn’t thought about Haitian food in ages. She decided she would google it later and see what she could find in Houston. A drive to discover somewhere new to eat would do her good.

Any chance at plantains and pikliz would have to wait, though. The kid and the dude now stood in front of Devlin. Ultra-dark sunglasses hid the guy’s eyes, and a ballcap with a local yacht brokerage’s logo embroidered on it cast a shadow over his face. Devlin cocked her head. She narrowed her eyes and hoped her own sunglasses were doing as good a job of being barriers. He reminded her of— 

“Still time to add another player?” The dude pulled out a wallet and handed Devlin a ten.

“Sure,” she said. “Is this for both of you? You should give it a try, too. This’ll get you both in on the next two games.”

She didn’t wait for confirmation. She shoved the money in the box beside her control board of buzzer buttons and waved the guy and his kid toward stools on the far side of the now-veteran players already seated. 

“Uh, sure,” the guy said, putting a hand on the kid’s back and guiding him to a seat.

Running through the rules again, Devlin envisioned those gimlets awaiting her. With Bombay Sapphire dancing before her, she counted down and then pushed the button to blast the bell and launch the game. The buzzer over the newcomer father’s boat’s track rang moments later. What kind of scummy guy just trounces a kid like that? Devlin rolled her eyes behind the obscuring lenses. 

“Looks like our new guy is the winner, ladies and gentlemen. Now, would you like a unicorn, a butterfly, or this little dude?” Devlin again proffered the hard-to-describe creature, walking it over for the fellow to examine.

“What is it?” the guy asked.

Devlin shrugged. “What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?”

The guy’s sunglasses gave away nothing. But something she couldn’t articulate made her feel like he was studying her.

“An ’el-if-I-know,” she said.

Still nothing . . . except that feeling of scrutiny. 

“Dude, I’ve got no idea,” she replied to her reflection in the lenses.

“Grant, which one do you want?” The guy turned away and handed the unnamed creature to the kid, and then gestured at the identifiable unicorns and butterflies hanging on the wall over Devlin’s control station.

“Those are for girls,” Grant said, waving at the recognizable plushes on the wall.

“So is this one okay?” The guy patted the thing in the kid’s hand.

Grant wrinkled his nose. “Yeah, I guess so.”

“All right, folks. You’ve all got another game coming here. Competition is fierce. Who’s gonna take this last one?” Devlin strode back to her place at the control board.

“Deep inhale, everyone. Relax. All right, here we go. Three, two, one.” She pushed the starting button. 

Up shot the new guy’s boat again. What a bastard. Poor Grant. This patriarchal showmanship would be worth about five or ten grand at the therapist’s in twenty-five years. 

Out in the channel, two jetskis purred past, headed toward the bay. The day’s heat had cracked and the sky hinted at evening. Behind her, the victory whistle sounded. She turned. The dude with the sunglasses sat patting Grant’s shoulder, with Grant’s boat at the top of its track. So the guy wasn’t a complete fool.

“A new winner here, ladies and gentlemen.” She walked to Grant’s stool. “Now, little man, because you’ve won two prizes today, you can trade that one you’ve got and this one you’re going to get for one bigger one. You can pick from these if you want.”

She pointed at a row with only-slightly-bigger caterpillars, ambiguous characters, and a dog in a purple vest.

“That one,” Grant said, pointing at the dog.

“That one it is, good sir.” Devlin retrieved the dog, taking back the first creature and returning it to the wall in the process.

As she retraced her steps to Grant, the dog in her hand, fuzzy pictures coalesced in a fog and mist of bygone memories. 

Devlin handed the dog to Grant. “There you go.” 

She looked at the guy again, focusing on him for longer than she should have, feeling him perhaps doing the same to her. Yes, she had it right: it was him. She pushed a flyaway strand of bleached hair back into place beneath her cap and turned away.

“Thanks for playing this afternoon, folks,” she called. “Enjoy your evening on the boardwalk.”

The parents gathered their kids, and Devlin walked back toward her control board. Waiting for Grant and him to head off down the row of games and rides, she fussed with the cashbox and then lifted her water bottle to her lips. She could feel him and the kid lingering, feel them failing to move along, failing to leave her to forget what once was and to focus on thoughts of gimlets at sunset on the deck of a rotten old trawler.

“Um.” His voice sounded low and halting behind her. A vacuum, all heat and silence, followed and then a masculine inhale . . . and then the awkward pause. 

He cleared his throat. 

“Sorry to interrupt, but are you from Chicago?”

***

Excerpt from The Venturi Effect by Sage Webb.  Copyright 2020 by Sage Webb. Reproduced with permission from Sage Webb. All rights reserved.


ABOUT THE AUTHOR 


Sage Webb practiced criminal defense for over a decade before turning to fiction. She is the author of two novels and the recipient of numerous literary awards in the U.S. and U.K., including second place in the Hackney Literary Awards. Her short stories have appeared in Texas anthologies and literary reviews. In 2020, Michigan’s Mackinac State Historic Parks named her an artist in residence. She belongs to International Thriller Writers and PEN America, and lives with her husband, a ship’s cat, and a boat dog on a sailboat in Galveston Bay. 




Connect with Sage:
Website  |  Blog  |  Facebook  |  Twitter  |  Goodreads

Buy the book:
Amazon 



Tuesday, November 10, 2020

FEATURED AUTHOR: KEVIN R. DOYLE



ABOUT THE BOOK



A disgraced ex-cop is hired by a convicted serial killer to dig up information not to absolve him of his crimes but to in fact prove that he committed more murders than the authorities know of. He is attempting to bargain for a reduced sentence by providing information of his previous killings, but in another state another man, who the original killer has never met, is taking credit for his crimes.


Book Details:

Title: And the Devil Walks Away

Author: Kevin R. Doyle

Genre: mystery


Series: The Group, book #3


Publisher: MuseItUp Publications (November 10, 2020)  


Print length: 483 pages






IFs ANDs OR WHATs INTERVIEW WITH KEVIN DOYLE


Ifs



If you could live in any time period which would it be?

Between 2,000 and 3,000 B.C. I know life was infinitely harder back then, but it was a fascinating time.

If you could step back into a moment or day in time, where would you go?
I'd go back to the week, when I was twenty-one, and I had to find a new home for my dog. I'd like to relive that period and make a different decision than I did. He did end up in a good home, but I never felt right about letting him go.

If you could be anything besides a writer, what would it be?

Anthropologist or archaeologist.

If you could meet any author for coffee, who would you like to meet and what would you talk about?
In terms of living authors, Lawrence Block. I'd love to dig into his work routine and hear about his earlier career.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where in the world would it be?
The Gulf Coast, preferably Alabama or Texas. That's actually where I'm planning to retire in a few years.





Ands


5 things you love about writing:  
•    first drafts, just making stuff up
•    gauging my students' reactions when I show them cover art
•    finally sending off final, final draft to publisher
•    escaping from workaday world
and
•    seeing the entire thing finally come together     

5 things you love about where you live:  
•    the scenery
•    tons of live music opportunities (at least, as soon as virus goes away)
•    centralized location in the middle of the state, so you can be anywhere in a few hours
•    large town, so it's just the right size
and
•    the colors in the fall    

5 things you never want to run out of:    
•    Dr Pepper
•    money (during retirement)
•    music
•    cheese
and
•    books    

5 favorite foods:   
•    pizza
•    General's chicken
•    BBQ, of any sort
•    BLT's
and
•    Lost Trail Sugar Cane Cola   

5 favorite places you’ve been:   
•    Palacios, Texas
•    Key Largo
•    Lake Superior
•    Arrow Rock Lyceum Theatre
and
•    a loft apartment I lived in several years ago. Hundred-year old building, downtown, wooden floors, vaulted ceiling and floor-to-ceiling windows    

5 favorite books:   
•    Eight Million Ways to Die
•    When the Sacred Ginmill Closes
•    A Boy's Life
•    The Poet

and
•    Boston Blitz

5 favorite authors:   
•    Arthur C. Clarke
•    Lawrence Block
•    Lester Dent
•    Don Pendleton
and
•    Ray Bradbury

5 things that drive you crazy:  
•    cell phones (don't own one)
•    someone not moving when light turns green, usually because they're on their phone
•    freshmen
•    tendonitis (suffering from it for the first time right now)
and
•    the satellite dish going out when there's just the barest spritz of rain    


Whats


What's your favorite movie?
Casino Royale. It's not the best movie ever, but I can watch it over and over with no boredom.

What’s your all-time favorite author?
Lester Dent. He was a pulp writer in the thirties and forties, primarily known for writing most of the Doc Savage novels.

What’s your all-time favorite library?

Why, the main library back in my hometown. We had several branches, but I always preferred going to the main one. Last time I returned home, they had a new main library in a different part of town, all upscale and modern, and I hated it. Wanted my old one back.

What’s the most beautiful sound you’ve heard?
An ice storm hitting my windows late at night, when I've already gotten the call and there's no school the next day so I don't have to get out.

What’s your favorite quote?
"Let them eat cake." I love it because it's so misunderstood. When Marie Antoinette supposedly said that, she was referring to the soot that cakes the inside of chimneys.

What’s your favorite candy bar?
It's a tie between 3 Musketeer and Cherry Mash.

What’s your favorite movie snack?

Junior Mints.

What's your favorite color?
Blue.

What book are you currently working on?
A standalone mystery called The Anchor and about to start working on the third Sam Quinton mystery.


What’s your latest recommendation for:
Food:  just started using Freshly, so far pretty satisfied.
Music: while it's been interrupted by the virus, last I knew Elton John's still in the midst of his farewell tour. It's an amazing show.
TV: currently between seasons, but love Better Call Saul. Possibly even better than Breaking Bad.  
Netflix/Amazon Prime: Bosch, but start with season 2


OTHER BOOKS BY KEVIN DOYLE


The Group

When You Have to Go There

The Litter 


Squatter’s Rights



ABOUT THE AUTHOR


A high-school teacher, former college instructor and fiction writer, Kevin R. Doyle is the author of two crime novels, The Group and When You Have to Go There, published by MuseItUp Publications, and one horror novel, The Litter, published by Night to Dawn Magazine and Books. This year also saw the release of the first book in his Sam Quinton mystery series, Squatter’s Rights, by Camel Press. He has had numerous short horror stories published in small press magazines. Doyle teaches high-school English in Missouri and is currently planning his retirement to the Gulf Coast.


Connect with Kevin:
Website  |  Facebook  |  Goodreads

Buy the book:
Amazon

 
Check out Kevin's interview from May 15, 2020 here

Check out Kevin's guest post from July 2, 2020 here.

Monday, November 9, 2020

FEATURED AUTHOR: ELIZABETH BRECK



ABOUT THE BOOK



Set against the coffee houses and surfer culture of La Jolla, California, Anonymous tells the story of Madison Kelly, female private investigator—and alter-ego of author and private investigator Elizabeth Breck. Madison arrives home to a note stabbed to her front door: Stop investigating me, or I will hunt you down and kill you. The only problem? Madison hasn’t been investigating anyone—she’s been taking time off to figure out what to do with her life. But how does she prove a negative? The only way to remove the threat is to do exactly what the note is telling her not to do: investigate to see who left it. Could this have something to do with the true crime podcast she’s been tweeting about, and the missing girls? As she explores what could have brought her to the attention of the anonymous note-leaver, she quickly finds herself at the center of a horrible crime. Soon the hunter becomes the hunted—and Madison is running for her life.




Book Details:

Title: Anonymous 

Author: Elizabeth Breck

Genre: mystery/thriller


Series: Madison Kelly Mystery, book 1


Publisher: Crooked Lane (November 10, 2020)


Print length: 320 pages
On tour with: Great Escapes Virtual Book Tours





IFs ANDs OR WHATs INTERVIEW WITH ELIZABETH BRECK

Ifs



If you could live in any time period which would it be?

My father always used to say, “Everything in life is a trade-off.” That was the best piece of wisdom he ever gave me (and he gave me a lot of wisdom). It applies to so many things. We can wish for a simpler time, but were things ever really simple? I love the 30’s and 40’s. I love the clothes and the cars and the glamour from that time period. But we had WW II during that time. I’ve been thinking of WWII a lot during this pandemic, because people learned to live with things they thought they never could: shortage and rations of food, clothing, and metal; constant risk of death for loved ones or yourself; a constant pall cast over even the most wonderful time of your life. How can you celebrate a wedding or a birthday when people are dying and there is such strife in the world? People during the WWII time period figured out how to live with the uncertainty and how to still find happiness in their lives; they got through it, which means we can too.

If you could step back into a moment or day in time, where would you go?
I would go back to the 80’s. I was young and so full of hope. I’ve always been a very dramatic person, but even when I was sobbing over some lost love at age 21, I knew, deep down, that I had my whole life in front of me. It is harder as you get older to still feel that way. With each of life’s blows, it can feel like maybe we don’t have too many more happy days in front of us. My trick is to actually step back, in my mind, to those days when my whole life was in front of me and I had hope for the future. I re-create it by remembering it. The fact is, I can create a happy future. There is hope. Something can always be done about even the worst situation. I am publishing my first book after the age of 50; anything can happen!

If you could time travel for an infinite period of time, where would you go?

I would go back to Paris and live there. I have a degree in French, but I’m only fluent when I can practice regularly! The language leaves so quickly. I lived in Paris for five weeks in 2013, by myself, and it was hard on me. I was so homesick, which I hadn’t planned on. If I could travel for an infinite period of time I would go back and give it another shot—with more money!

If you could be anything besides a writer, what would it be?
I would be an actress. I was an actress in my younger years, and I got too distracted by boys and partying, so I didn’t achieve what I believe I could have. So much of art is business, and if you don’t apply yourself and become truly driven, you just won’t make it. Now that I’ve learned that lesson, I’d love a chance to try again.

If you had to do community service (or already do volunteer work), what would you choose?
I would help abused women get out of abusive relationships and get jobs and make it on their own. I’ve always been so independent, and I would love to show women that they have that independence in themselves, and they can get out of a terrible situation and change their lives. It is so hard when you’re in the situation to see your way out of it; I would love to help show them the way out.


If you could live anywhere in the world, where in the world would it be?
Right where I live: San Diego, California. It is the most beautiful city in the world, and I hope that I give people a feeling of what it is like to live here in my book, Anonymous. All of the places are real, all of the stores and restaurants and beaches, etc. I think you get a real sense of the place while you’re on the edge of your seat with a thrilling mystery!


Ands


5 things you always put in your books:   

    •    San Diego
    •    La Jolla
    •    the beach
    •    Madison Kelly
         
and
    •    hope


5 favorite places you’ve been:
    •    New York
    •    Paris France
    •    Olathe, Kansas
    •    Moscow, Idaho
        
and
    •    La Jolla, California

5 favorite books:  

    •    Dance for the Dead by Thomas Perry
    •    From the Corner of His Eye by Dean Koontz 

    •    Peace Like a River by Leif Enger 

    •    The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
        and

    •    Sunburn by Laura Lippman

5 favorite authors:  
    •    Dean Koontz,
    •    Thomas Perry,
    •    F. Scott Fitzgerald,
    •    Stephen King,
    •    Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,
        and
    •    Sue Grafton (there’s six!)

5 people you consider as heroes: 
    •    Harriet Tubman
    •    Captain Sullenberger  
    •    Nicholas Winton (saved 669 Jewish children from the Holocaust)
    •    the first responders into the Trade Center on 9/11
        and
    •    people who get up every day, go to work, take care of their children and parents and neighbors in need, and never get thanked for all that they do to keep this world a place worth living in.

Whats

What’s your all-time favorite memory?

My father’s voice.

What’s your all-time favorite picture of yourself?

Ahhhh to be young again!


What’s your all-time favorite movie?

It’s a Wonderful Life.


What’s one thing that very few people know about you? 

My favorite musical genre is Reggae. I like most genres and will listen to different genres depending on my mood, but my favorite is Reggae!

What’s your favorite time of day? 
Twilight. So full of hope.


What’s your favorite hobby or past-time? 

Singing Karaoke.


What’s one thing you never leave the house without?
Blistex Daily Conditioning Treatment for lips.


What is the wallpaper on your computer’s desktop?
My doggie!


What is your obsession? 

Ralph Lauren clothes and accessories.


What smells remind you of your childhood?

Night blooming jasmine.


What’s your all-time favorite place you’ve visited?

I got to visit Claude Monet’s house in Giverny, France. He is my favorite artist. This is a photograph of the famous lily pond that he painted.

What’s your latest recommendation for:

Food: nachos. So easy to make in the microwave, but once out of the microwave add grilled onions and black olives, and make sure to have sour cream to dip each chip into!
Music: Taylor Swift’s "Folklore."
Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley. Watch it again if you’ve already seen it!
Book: Dance for the Dead by Thomas Perry
Netflix/Amazon Prime: The Good Wife, and The Bureau (French with English subtitles on the Sundance Channel, which you can get via Amazon Prime).



 

 ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Elizabeth Breck is a California licensed private investigator. She went back to school and graduated summa cum laude from the University of California San Diego with a bachelor's degree in Writing. She writes the Madison Kelly Mysteries about her alter ego Madison Kelly.



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Saturday, November 7, 2020

FEATURED AUTHOR: BURT WEISSBOURD


ABOUT THE BOOK

Corey Logan was set up. She knows Nick Season's TERRIBLE SECRET. Coming home from prison, all Corey wants is to be with her son. To get him back, she needs to make a good impression on the psychiatrist evaluating her. But Dr. Abe Stein doesn't believe she was framed-until his well-heeled mother fall for the charming state attorney general candidate, Nick Season. As the dogs of war are unleashed, Corey and her son run for their lives-taking her boat up the Pacific Northwest's remote Inside Passage.

Book Details:

Title: Inside Passage: A Corey Logan Thriller

Author: Burt Weissbourd

Genre: thriller

Series: The Corey Logan Trilogy, book 1

Publish date: October 20, 2020

Publisher: Blue City Press

Print length: 290
 pages

 






LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT WITH BURT WEISSBOURD



A few of your favorite things: time with my wife, my family, my border collie mix Sady, and fly fishing.
Things you need to throw out: the fox who often comes to my backyard and taunts Sady, the shoes in my closet that I’ve only worn once in ten years but can’t bring myself to throw out.


Things you love about writing: being able to think about issues I want to think about, creating characters that surprise me, and characters that go in directions I didn’t expect
Things you hate about writing: I don’t think there’s anything I don’t like about writing, except maybe that I don’t have enough time to write as often as I’d like.

Easiest thing about being a writer: the easiest thing for me is the actual writing. I try to write every day.

Hardest thing about being a writer: not having enough time to write as often as I’d like.


Things you love about where you live: I love living on the water and having commuting access to New York City.
Things that make you want to move: being too far from New York City restaurants, theatre, music, etc.

Words that describe you: introspective, sensitive, insightful.
Words that describe you but you wish they didn’t: very forthcoming, outspoken.

Favorite foods: all kinds of barbeque and wild game.
Things that make you want to throw up: tripe, and though it’s an unpopular opinion . . . avocado.

Something you’re really good at: working hard, explaining complex subjects, and managing others productively.

Something you’re really bad at: saying no to my children and particularly my grandchildren and not feeding Sady extra treats.

Something you like to do: I’ve always wanted to go on safari in Africa.
Something you wish you’d never done: times I wish I hadn’t been so straightforward.

Things you’d walk a mile for:
great company.
Things that make you want to run screaming from the room: rude, inappropriate company will always make me want to run screaming from the room, though I generally refrain from doing so.

Things you always put in your books: I always like to include interesting characters, both protagonists and antagonists.

Things you never put in your books: I always avoid one-dimensional, heavy-handed characters, particularly villains. I really try to make my villains understandable, even if they’re not likeable.

Things to say to an author: you like their writing.
Things to say to an author if you want to be fictionally killed off in their next book: you don’t like their writing. Unsolicited writing advice.




OTHER BOOKS BY BURT WEISSBOURD

 

The next two books in the Corey Logan Trilogy are:

Teaser
Minos


Currently a standalone, and my most recent thriller:

Danger in Plain Sight: A Callie James Thriller


Coming soon in February of 2021, a wildlife thriller set in Yellowstone Park:

In Velvet




EXCERPT FROM INSIDE PASSAGE

“Wouldn’t you like to get married in your own backyard?”

“Of course I would. You know that,” she snapped. “But I can’t.”

“Why not? Because Nick Season says you can’t. You have the right to live the life you want to live. Don’t give it up for that son of a bitch. Hell no. You don’t have to do that.” Abe leaned closer. There it was, those laser-like light blue eyes. “It won’t be easy, but together, we can figure out what to do. You and I can do this. We have to.”

“My God, what are you thinking? This isn’t like psycho-therapy.” She held his eyes. “We can’t ‘figure it out’ or ‘work on it.’ It’s not a head game. We have no evidence. Nothing. Nick’s a foolproof liar and a stone-cold killer. And he’s going to be Washington’s state attorney general.”

“And he has to be stopped.” Abe looked into their fire. “It’s not just about what you’d have to give up … think about what he’ll do if he ever finds out that you and Billy are alive. And though you might be okay for a year, or even two, eventually, he’ll start to wonder. And then to worry. It’s who he is. You’ve told me that. And then he’ll never stop checking. He’ll have me followed. Every year, he’ll run your prints, and Billy’s, through some Canadian database. And that’s just the beginning … unless we stop him.”

“And how do you propose to do that?”

Abe’s bushy brows furrowed in a “V” until they almost touched. “I understand the problem now.” They touched. Corey had never seen that. Very cool. He meant business. He turned to her, full face. “To begin, I’ll comb my hair and look this devil in his shiny black eyes.”

What? What was that? Corey was dumbstruck. Eventually, she softly mouthed, “What?” And louder, before he could answer, “Aren’t you afraid of him?”

“He’s very frightening, and I’m painfully aware of what’s at stake. And of course I see how very dangerous he is and yes, that scares me.” He scowled. “But I have other feelings that are even stronger than my fear.”

“What does that mean?”

“What I’m afraid of, what keeps me up at night, is losing you. Nick wants to kill the person I love most in the world. That makes him my archenemy, my nemesis. What I feel for Nick is inexhaustible rage.” He tapped his pipe against the log, emptying it into the sand, then he carefully set it down. When he looked up, his expression had turned fierce. Abe took both of her hands. “Nick Season be damned!”

“You’re being crazy.” She had never seen Abe like this.

“No, I’m telling you how I feel. I want to marry you Corey. I want to live with you and Billy in Seattle. I want to go to parent night at Billy’s school. I want to take you guys to dinner at Tulio and for pizza at Via Tribunali. I want to fish at your favorite spots near Bainbridge —”

“He’ll kill us all.” And Abe was really scaring her.

“I have to keep that from happening.”

“This isn’t a storybook. Nick isn’t like anyone you know. And this isn’t an insight kind of deal. Look what happened the last time you tried to help. They almost got Billy, and I had to kill someone. Look what almost happened last night. This time you and Billy and I, we could all die. Do you understand that?”

“Yes, I do. But I won’t let that happen.”

“Won’t let that happen?”

“No, I won’t.”

“How?”

“I’m working on that. “

“Working on it? How? You’re going to comb your hair? Look this devil in his shiny black eyes? What is that about?”

Abe considered her question. “It’s a way of starting.”

Corey put her head in her hands. She didn’t know what to say.

***

Excerpt from Inside Passage by Burt Weissbourd.  Copyright 2020 by Burt Weissbourd. Reproduced with permission from Burt Weissbourd. All rights reserved.

 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR  




Burt Weissbourd is a novelist, screenwriter and producer of feature films. He was born in 1949 and graduated cum laude from Yale University, with honors in psychology. During his student years, he volunteered at the Museum of Modern Art in Paris and taught English to college students in Thailand. After he graduated, he wrote, directed, and produced educational films for Gilbert Altschul Productions. He began a finance program at the Northwestern University Graduate School of Business, but left in his final semester to start his own film production company in Los Angeles. He managed that company from 1977 until 1986, producing films including Ghost Story starring Fred Astaire, Melvyn Douglas, John Houseman, and Douglas Fairbanks Jr, and Raggedy Man starring Sissy Spacek and Sam Shepard, which the New York Times called "a movie of sweet, low-keyed charm." In 1987, he founded an investment business, which he still runs. Burt’s novels include the thrillers Danger in Plain Sight, The Corey Logan Trilogy (Inside Passage, Teaser and Minos), and In Velvet, a wildlife thriller set in Yellowstone National Park.


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Wednesday, November 4, 2020

FEATURED AUTHOR: ED. WEINBERGER



ABOUT THE BOOK


Ed. Weinberger’s Gotcha! Inside Trump’s 2020 Campaign is my favorite kind of satire; wonderfully observed and bitingly funny.  It cuts so close to the bone, you’ll think you’re a staffer on the campaign.  It’s the perfect tonic to help you through these insane times.”
–Rob Reiner, actor, comedian, director, producer

Nine-time Emmy Award Winning Writer and Producer Ed. Weinberg Imagines An Alternate Trump 2020 President Campaign In Hilarious New Novel

Nine-time Emmy Award-winning writer/producer Ed. Weinberger, known for his work on such legendary comedies as The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Taxi, and The Cosby Show, imagines an alternate Trump 2020 presidential campaign in this hilarious new novel.

In GOTCHA! Weinberger creates a chaotic world inhabited by America’s 45th President where cheating at golf is taken for granted; Fox anchors are valued advisors; and hydroxychloroquine is promoted as a COVID-19 cure.

Spanning the critical period from March 5, 2020 to January 24, 2021, GOTCHA! takes readers into Trump’s private world as he meets with his re-election committee, has a hush-hush dinner with Laura Ingraham, makes an angry early-morning call to Don, Jr., and asks Melania whether his bullet-proof vest makes him look fat. Trump tries to rush through a COVID-19 vaccine; attempts to build rapport with African Americans; and even gets away with shooting a protester on Fifth Avenue—an incident applauded by the NRA.

With an entertaining mix of fiction and satire, this provocative novel looks into the corrupt, three-ring-circus that is Washington in the new normal.


Book Details
:

Title: GOTCHA! Inside Trump’s 2020 Campaign


Author’s name: Ed. Weinberger


Genre: fiction


Publisher: South Street Books (October 13, 2020)


Print length: 287 pages





LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT WITH ED. WEINBERGER


A few of your favorite things: my father’s drawings, water colors and sketches. He was a butcher, but an amateur, self-taught artist. I especially treasure a charcoal sketch of Laurel and Hardy done on brown butcher paper.
Things you need to throw out: my autographed picture of the Spice Girls. A speedo. And my Suzanne Somers Thigh-Master.

Things you need in order to write: since I always do my first drafts in long hand, I need yellow legal pads (8 1/2 x 11 ¾) and a ball point pen (Uni-Ball 207 – black-bold).
Things that hamper your writing: a window with a post-card view.

Things you love about writing: getting a check in the mail for something I wrote 25 years ago. Being alone.
Things you hate about writing: having a stranger ask: “Is there anything you’ve written I’ve ever heard of?”  Being alone.

Things you love about where you live: the peace and quiet; neighbors I never see; and it’s a five-minute drive to a great Chinese restaurant.
Things that make you want to move: Trump’s reelection.

Things you never want to run out of: money and toilet paper.
Things you wish you’d never bought: a race horse with asthma.


Favorite foods: anything with noodles.  
Things that make you want to throw up: roller coaster rides.

Favorite song: “This land is your land.”
Music that make your ears bleed: that commercial jingle for “Kars for Kids.”

Something you wish you could do: think of clever answers to questions like these.
Something you wish you’d never learned to do: hold my liquor.

Things you always put in your books: at least one joke nobody gets.

Things you never put in your books: anything I can’t say out loud in a room full of mixed company.

Favorite places you’ve been: Florence, Italy.

Places you never want to go to again: what’s-her-name’s house.

Most embarrassing moment: asking Cicely Tyson for a date when she was living with Miles Davis.

Proudest moment: buying my parents a one-bedroom condo in Miami Beach so they could be with their people.

Best thing you’ve ever done: becoming a father.

Biggest mistake: investing in Quibic.



ABOUT THE AUTHOR  


Ed. Weinberger, who has written for such diverse comedians as Bob Hope, Richard Pryor, and Johnny Carson, began his career in the early ’60s with Dick Gregory. He wrote and produced for The Mary Tyler Moore Show, co-created Taxi, Dear John, and The Cosby Show. He also executive produced and created Amen, Sparks, and Good News. Honors include three Golden Globe Awards, a Peabody, and nine Emmy Awards. In 2000, he received The Writer’s Guild of America Lifetime Achievement Award. He is the author of the one-man play A Man and His Prostate, which starred Ed Asner and toured nationally for five years. In 2017, he co-authored the book The Grouchy Historian, An Old-Time Lefty Defends Our Constitution Against Right-Wing Hypocrites and Nutjobs.


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Tuesday, November 3, 2020

FEATURED AUTHOR: HEATHER DAY GILBERT


 

ABOUT THE BOOK




Book three in the all-new Barks & Beans Cafe cozy mystery series!!




Welcome to the Barks & Beans Cafe, a quaint place where folks pet shelter dogs while enjoying a cup of java . . . and where murder sometimes pays a visit.



With the one-year anniversary of the now-successful Barks & Beans Cafe approaching, siblings Macy and Bo Hatfield set up an iced coffee booth at the state fair. Taking a break from brewing, Macy bumps into Carolina, a long-lost childhood friend who's now sitting pretty as a country superstar. Macy tries not to fangirl too hard when her old friend extends an invitation to meet the rest of the Carolina Crush band before their opening show.



But when Carolina falls victim to not one, but two near-death experiences, Macy takes it upon herself to find out who has it in for her old friend. Fortified with plenty of roasted corn, cinnamon rolls, and her brother's signature iced maple latte, Macy takes to the Ferris wheel to get the lay of the land from the air. She discovers too late that this year's fair isn't all fun and games . . . but she's already locked in for the ride.



Join siblings Macy and Bo Hatfield as they sniff out crimes in their hometown . . . with plenty of dogs along for the ride! The Barks & Beans Cafe cozy mystery series features a small town, an amateur sleuth, and no swearing or graphic scenes.




Book Details:
Title: Fair Trade
Author: Heather Day Gilbert
Genre: cozy mystery

Series: Barks and Beans Cafe cozy mystery, book 3

Publisher: WoodHaven Press (October 27, 2020)

Print length: 190 pages
On tour with: Great Escapes Book Tours
 





 
 
 


IFs ANDs OR WHATs INTERVIEW WITH HEATHER DAY GILBERT


Ifs



If you could talk to someone (dead), who would it be and what would you ask them?
I'd love to ask Fitzgerald if anyone inspired him to write the character of Gatsby in The Great Gatsby.
 
If you could live in any time period which would it be?
The Viking era—I've written several Viking historical novels and allegedly I'm related to Eirik the Red. Although I'd really miss antibiotics and medicines.
 
If you had to do community service (or already do volunteer work), what would you choose?
Around my area in West Virginia, I'd pick up trash on the sides of the mountain roads. I can't understand why people feel the need to throw non-biodegradable things out the windows (or drop mattresses along the road).
 
If you were on the Amazon bestseller list, who would you choose to be one before and one below you?
OOOH! I have been on the list, and I was so thrilled when one time I was next to Alexander McCall Smith (author of The Number One Ladies' Detective Agency series). I'd also like to be next to Agatha Christie.
 
If you could live anywhere in the world, where in the world would it be?
I'm very happy right here in America!





Ands




5 things you love about where you live: 

  • 
mountains
  • close families
  • small towns
  • God-fearing people
    and
  • my home

5 things you never want to run out of :
(I've figured these out when we were without power for 10 days after a derecho in 2012): 


  • hot water
  • coffee
  • electricity
  • generosity of family/neighbors 
    and
  • sleep

5 words to describe you:

  • curious
  • independent
  • protective
  • relentless 
    and
  • fierce when necessary


5 things you always put in your books: 

  • strong women
  • forests
  • family relationships
  • courage 
    and
  • justice

5 favorite authors:  

  • Agatha Christie
  • Thomas Hardy
  • Emily Dickinson
  • Theodore Roethke
    and
  • Thackeray

 

Whats


What’s your all-time favorite movie? 

One of my FAVES is the Helena Bonham Carter version of A Room with a View.
 
What’s your all-time favorite author? 

Agatha Christie, because she's one of the only ones I can reread multiple times and never get bored.
 
What’s your all-time favorite library? 

My hometown library I grew up going to (and reading all the Encyclopedia Brown, Nancy Drew, Agatha Christie, Phyllis Whitney, and Daphne du Maurier books they had)!
 
What’s the most beautiful sound you’ve heard?

Handel's Messiah.
 
What’s your favorite meal?

Thanksgiving dinner with turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes/gravy, rolls, and at our house, sauerkraut.
 
What’s your all-time favorite picture of yourself?
A photo of myself and my younger brother, Jon, way up in a holly tree we climbed (I'm on the left and my long hair is in a ponytail). You can tell from my face that I felt pretty victorious. Let me just say that we LOVED climbing.

What’s your latest recommendation for:

 
Food: Uh . . . I'll always recommend Jimmy John's subs because I LOVE subs!
Music: Hm. I often listen to songs that remind me of my main characters. One that reminds me of Bo, the brother in my Barks & Beans Cafe mystery series, is "Need You Now" by Lady A. He got dumped my his ex-fiancée. :(
Movie: I honestly haven't been watching many movies lately! I am looking forward to Death on the Nile, Wonder Woman 1984, and Black Widow, though.
Book: I'm currently reading through the excellent Juniper Grove cozy mystery series by Karin Kaufman and the Maple Syrup Mysteries by Emily James. I also loved the concept of Extinction Island by Janice Boekhoff (dinosaurs!!!), and I'm enjoying reading that, as well.
Netflix/Amazon Prime: We enjoy the mystery channels like Acorn TV and have watched through many of the series, like Endeavour and Death in Paradise.




The Barks & Beans Cafe cozy mystery series in order:


Book 1: No Filter

Book 2: Iced Over
Book
3: Fair Trade
Book 4: Spilled Milk


 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR


Heather Day Gilbert, an ECPA Christy award finalist and Grace award winner, enjoys writing contemporary mysteries set in her home state of West Virginia. Her novels feature small towns, family relationships, and women who aren't afraid to protect what they love.

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Sunday, November 1, 2020

FEATURED AUTHOR: HEATHER REDMOND


 

ABOUT THE BOOK


The latest novel from Heather Redmond’s acclaimed mystery series finds young Charles Dickens suspecting a miser of pushing his partner out a window, but his fiancée Kate Hogarth takes a more charitable view of the old man's innocence . . .



London, December 1835: Charles and Kate are out with friends and family for a chilly night of caroling and good cheer. But their blood truly runs cold when their singing is interrupted by a body plummeting from an upper window of a house. They soon learn the dead man at their feet, his neck strangely wrapped in chains, is Jacob Harley, the business partner of the resident of the house, an unpleasant codger who owns a counting house, one Emmanuel Screws.



Ever the journalist, Charles dedicates himself to discovering who's behind the diabolical defenestration. But before he can investigate further, Harley's corpse is stolen. Following that, Charles is visited in his quarters by what appears to be Harley's ghost—or is it merely Charles’s overwrought imagination? He continues to suspect Emmanuel, the same penurious penny pincher who denied his father a loan years ago, but Kate insists the old man is too weak to heave a body out a window. Their mutual affection and admiration can accommodate a difference of opinion, but matters are complicated by the unexpected arrival of an infant orphan. Charles must find the child a home while solving a murder, to ensure that the next one in chains is the guilty party . . .



Book Details:

Title: A Christmas Carol Murder

Author: Heather Redmond

Genre: historical mystery

Series: A Dickens of a Crime
, book 3
Publisher: Kensington (September  29. 2020)

Print length: 320 pages








LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT WITH HEATHER REDMOND


A few of your favorite things: my family, my watercolor paints, my books, my genealogy records.
Things you need to throw out: half the contents of my closets.


Things you need in order to write: a scene-by-scene outline.
Things that hamper your writing: interruptions.


Things you love about writing: the creative process, the world-building, an excuse to buy books.
Things you hate about writing: the clutter it creates.

Easiest thing about being a writer: it can be done from home.

Hardest thing about being a writer: it’s a low-paying job for most.


Things you love about where you live: safe and boring.
Things that make you want to move: not enough closets.

Things you never want to run out of: books, pumpkin spice, hugs.
Things you wish you’d never bought: the cute fall boots I cannot find anywhere in my house but remember fondly.


Words that describe you: creative, passionate, leader.
Words that describe you but you wish they didn’t: overwhelmed, frustrated, turning into my mother.

Favorite foods: popcorn, peanut butter M&Ms, pumpkin spice coffee.
Things that make you want to throw up: Cheetos.

Favorite music: pop music.
Music that make your ears bleed: the kind my husband listens to in the garage.

Favorite beverage: water.

Something that gives you a pickle face: super sweet coffees.

Favorite smell: fresh baking.

Something that makes you hold your nose: garbage cans in the summer.

Something you’re really good at: advocating for my kid.
Something you’re really bad at: marketing.


Something you wish you could do: bend over without hurting.
Something you wish you’d never learned to do: feel guilty.

Something you like to do: paint.

Something you wish you’d never done: flown on an airplane with animals in the cabin (asthma attacks for weeks).


Last best thing you ate: pumpkin pie.

Last thing you regret eating: that extra handful of M&Ms.

Things you’d walk a mile for: exercise.
Things that make you want to run screaming from the room: gory movies.

Things you always put in your books: friendship.

Things you never put in your books: murdered animals.

Things to say to an author: I love your books so much I posted a review!

Things to say to an author if you want to be fictionally killed off in their next book: Thanks for the free copy. I read it and passed it around to everyone I know.

Favorite places you’ve been: Paris.

Places you never want to go to again: Phoenix airport.

People you’d like to invite to dinner (living): my family, who I haven’t seen in ages due to the pandemic.

People you’d cancel dinner on: anyone who doesn’t believe Covid is real. My great-aunt just died of it.

Best thing you’ve ever done: have a child.

Biggest mistake: work for a certain insurance company that no longer exists, thankfully.

Most daring thing you’ve ever done: recently, I ran for office in an election and won.

Something you chickened out from doing: pulling out of virtual school and going full-on homeschool.




 EXCERPT FROM A CHRISTMAS CAROL MURDER

Chapter One

Hatfield, Hertfordshire, England, December 1, 1835

They hadn’t found the body yet. Old Sal was surely dead. Feathers had caught on candles, igniting the blaze. Maybe a yipping dog had some part in the fiery disaster. The marchioness’s advanced age had surely contributed to the fatal misadventure. The marquess, her son, had nearly killed himself in a futile attempt to rescue her.

Charles Dickens’s cough forced him to set down his pen. Ink dribbled from it, obscuring his last few words. He found it hard to stay seated, so he pushed his hands through his unruly dark hair, as if pressing on his sooty scalp would keep him on the pub bench. Only three hours of sleep before being dragged from his bed to make the twenty-three-mile journey from his rooms at Furnival’s Inn in London that morning. Nervous energy alone kept his pen moving.

He rubbed his eyes, gritty with grime and fumes from the fire, both the massive one that had destroyed the still-smoking ruins of Hatfield House’s west wing, and the much smaller one here in the taproom at Eight Bells Pub. Some light came in from out of doors, courtesy of a quarter-full moon, but the windows were small.

He called for a candle and kept working.

Putting the messy slip of paper aside, he dipped his pen in his inkwell. Starting again, he recalled the devastation of the scene, the remains of once noble apartments now reduced to rubble and ash. He filled one slip after another, describing the scene, the architecture, the theories.

When he ran out of words, he let his memories of massive oaken Tudor beams, half-burned; heaps of bricks; lumps of metal; buckets of water; black-faced people; and unending, catch-in- your-throat soot—all that remained of forty-five rooms of storied, aristocratic things—fade away.

The ringing of St. Ethelreda’s venerable church bells returned him to the moment. Had it gone eight p.m. already? Hooves and the wheels of a cart sounded in the narrow street outside. A couple of men passed by, discussing the fire. The door of the pub opened and closed,allowing the flash from a lantern to illuminate the dark room.

Charles noted the attempts to make the room festive. Greenery had been tacked to the blackened beams and draped around the mantelpiece. He thought he saw mistletoe mischievously strung up in that recess to the left of the great fireplace.

Next to it, a man slumped in a chair. He wore a tired, stained old surtout and plaid trousers with a mended tear in the knee. Next to him waited an empty stool, ready for an adoring wife or small child to sit there.

Charles stacked his completed slips of paper on the weathered table and took a fresh one from his pile, the pathos of that empty seat tugging at him. He began to write something new, imagining that last year at this time, a sweet little girl sat on the stool, looking up at the old, beaten man. How different his demeanor would have been then!

Charles drew a line between his musings and the lower blank part of the page. His pen flew again, as he made the note. Add a bit of melancholy to my Christmas festivities sketch.

Unbidden, the serving maid delivered another glass of hot rum and water. The maid, maybe fourteen, with wide, apple- colored cheeks and a weak chin, gave him a sideways glance full of suspicion.

He grinned at her and pointed to his face. “Soot from the fire. I’m sending a report back to London.” His hand brushed against his shoulder, puffing soot from his black tailcoat into his eyes.

She pressed her lips together and marched away, her little body taut with indignation. Well, she didn’t understand he had to send his report by the next mail coach. Not much time for sentiment or bathing just yet.

By the time he finished his notes, the drinks hadn’t done their job of settling his cough. He knew it would worsen if he lay down so he opened his writing desk to pull out a piece of notepaper.

Dearest Fanny, he wrote to his sister. Where to begin? I wrote to my betrothed this morning so I thought I should send my news to someone else. Was ever a man so busy? I am editing my upcoming book. Did I tell you it will be called Sketches by Boz? I have to turn in the revisions for volumes one and two by the end of the year, in advance of the first volume releasing February eighth. I am also working on an operetta, thanks to that conversation with your friend John Hullah, in my head, at least. I hope to actually commence writing it as soon as my revisions are done.

I remember all the happy Christmas memories of our earliest childhood, the games and songs and ghost stories when we lived in Portsmouth, and hope to re-create them in my own sweet home next year. How merry it will be to share Christmas with the Hogarths! To think that you, Leticia, and I will all be settled soon with our life’s companions. Soon we will know the sounds of happy children at our hearths and celebrate all the joys that the season should contain in our private chambers.

He set down his pen without signing the letter. It might be that he would have more to add before returning to London. He had no idea how long it would be before they recovered the Marchioness of Salisbury’s body, if indeed, anything was left. Restacking his papers, he considered the question of her jewels. Had they burned? At least the priceless volumes in the library all had survived, despite the walls being damaged.

His brain kept churning, so he pulled out his copy of Sketches by Boz. He would edit for a while before retiring to his room at the Salisbury Arms. No time for sleep when work had to be done.

Pounding on the chamber door woke him. Daylight scarcely streamed around the tattered edges of the inn’s curtain. Charles coughed. He still tasted acrid soot at the back of his throat. Indeed, it coated his tongue.

The pounding came again as he scratched his unshaven chin. Had the Morning Chronicle sent someone after him? He’d put his first dispatch from the fire on the mail coach. Pulling his frock coat over his stained shirt, he hopped across the floor while he tugged on his dirty trousers. Soot puffed into the air with each bounce.

“Coming, coming,” he called.

The hinges squeaked horribly when he opened the door. On the other side stood a white-capped maid. She wore a dark cloak over her dress. A bundle nestled between her joined arms. Had she been kicking the door?

“Can I help you?” Charles asked, politely enough for the hour. To his right, his boots were gone. He had left them to be polished.

The girl lifted her bundle. The lump of clothes moved.

He frowned, then leaned over the lump. A plump face topped by a thatch of black hair stared back. A baby. Was she hoping for alms? “What’s your name, girl?”

“Madge, sir. Madge Porter.”

“Well, Madge Porter, I can spare you a few coins for the babe if you’ll wait for a moment. Having hard times?”

She stared hard at him. He realized the cloaked figure was the tiny serving maid from the Eight Bells. “He’s my sister’s child.”

“I see. Is she at work?” He laugh-choked. “She’s not in here with me, if that’s what you’re thinking.”

Her mouth hung open for a moment. “No, sir, I don’t think that.”

“What, then?” He glanced around for his overcoat, which had a few coins in a pocket. “What is the babe’s name?”

“Timothy, sir.” She tightened her weak chin until her pale skin folded in on itself. “Timothy Dickens?” she warbled.

“Dickens?” He took another glance at the babe. Cherry red, pursed lips, and a squashed button of a nose. He didn’t see any resemblance to his relatives. His voice sharpened. “Goodness, Madge, what a coincidence.”

Her voice strengthened. “I don’t think so, sir.”

He frowned. The serving maid did not seem to understand his sarcasm. “I’ve never been to Hatfield before. My family is from Portsmouth. I don’t know if your Timothy Dickens is a distant relative of mine or not. Who is his father?”

“She died in the fire.”

He tilted his head at the non sequitur. “Who?”

“My sister. She died in the fire. She was in service to old Sarey.” Charles coughed, holding the doorjamb to keep himself upright. This was fresh news. “How tragic. I didn’t hear that a maid died.”

“They haven’t found the bodies.”

“That I know. I’m reporting on the fire, but then, I told you that. Thank you for the information. I’ll pay you for it if you wait a moment for me to find my purse.”

She thrust the bundle toward him. “Timothy is yer son, sir. You need to take him.”

Charles took a step back, waving his hands. “No he isn’t.”

“He’s four months old. It would have been last year, around All Hallow’s Eve. Do you remember the bonfire? She’s prettier than me, my Lizzie. Her hair is lighter, not like yers or mine.”

“Truly, I’ve never been in Hatfield before now,” he said gently. “I work mostly in London.”

She huffed out a little sob. He sensed she was coming to a crescendo, rather like a dramatic piece of music that seemed pastoral at first, then exploded. “I know yer his daddy, sir. I can’t take him. My parents are dead.”

He coughed again. Blasted soot. “I’m sorry. It’s a terrible tragedy. You’re young to be all alone with a baby.”

Her entire being seemed to shudder, then, like the strike of a cobra, she shoved the wriggling bundle into his arms and dashed down the passage.

His arms fluttered like jelly for a moment, as if his bones had fled with the horror of the orphaned child’s appearance, until the baby opened its tiny maw and Charles found his strength.

Then he realized the blankets were damp. Little fatherless, motherless Timothy whoever-he-was had soiled himself. The baby wailed indignantly but his aunt did not return.

Charles completed his reporting duties with one hand while cradling the infant, now dressed in Charles’s cleanest handkerchief and spare shirt, in the other arm. Infant swaddling dried in front of the fire. When Charles had had his body and soul together well enough to chase after little Madge Porter, the proprietor of the Eight Bells had told him she wasn’t due there until the evening.

He’d begged the man for names of any Porter relatives, but the proprietor had been unhelpful. Charles had tripped over to St. Ethelreda’s, still smelling smoke through a nose dripping from the cold. The canon had been of no use and in fact smelled of Hollands, rather than incense. He went to a barbershop, holding the baby while he was shaved, but the attendant refused to offer information.

When the babe began to cry again, he took him to a stable yard and inquired if they had a cow. A stoic stableman took pity on him and sent him to his quiet wife, a new mother herself. She agreed to nurse the child while Charles went to Hatfield House to see if the marchioness had been found yet.

He attempted to gain access to the marquess, still directing the recovery efforts. While waiting, he offered the opinion that they should pull down the remaining walls, which looked likely to kill the intended rescuers more assuredly than anything else in the vast acreage of destruction. Everyone coughed, exhausted, working by rote rather than by intelligence.

After a while, he gave up on the marquess. He interviewed those working in the ruins to get an update for the Chronicle, then went to the still-standing east wing of the house to see the housekeeper. She allowed him into her parlor for half a crown. The room’s walls were freshly painted, showing evidence of care taken even with the servant’s quarters. A large plain cross decorated the free space on the wall, in between storage cupboards.

The housekeeper had a tall tower of graying hair, stiffened by some sort of grease into a peak over her forehead. Her black gown and white apron looked untouched by the fire. When she spoke, however, he sensed the fatigue and the sadness.

“I have served this family for thirty-seven years,” she moaned. “Such a tragedy.”

He took some time with her recital of the many treasures of the house, storing up a collection of things he could report on, then let her share some of her favorite history of the house. But he knew he needed to return to gather the baby from the stableman’s wife soon.

“Do you have a Lizzie Porter employed here?”

“Yes, sir.” The housekeeper gave a little sob and covered her mouth. “In the west wing, sir. I haven’t seen her since the fire.”

His fingers tingled. “Do you think she died?”

“I don’t know, sir. Not a flighty girl. I doubt she’d have run off if she lived.”

“Not a flighty girl?” He frowned. “But she has a babe.” He was surprised to know she had kept her employment.

The housekeeper shook her head. “She’s an eater, sir, but there never was a babe in her belly.”

The story became steadily more curious. “Did she take any leave, about four months ago? In July or August?”

The housekeeper picked up her teacup and stared at the leaves remaining at the bottom. “An ague went around the staff in the summer. Some kind of sweating sickness. She had it like all the rest. Went to recuperate with her sister.”

“Madge?”

She nodded absently. “Yes, that Madge. Just a slip of a girl. Hasn’t come to work here but stayed in the village.”

“I’ve met her. How long was Lizzie with her?”

“Oh, for weeks. She came back pale and thin, but so did a couple of other girls. It killed one of the cook’s helpers. Terrible.” The housekeeper fingered a thin chain around her neck.

It didn’t sound like a group of girls made up the illness to help Lizzie hide her expectations, but the ague had been timed perfectly for her to hide wee Timothy’s birth. Who had been the babe’s wet nurse?

“Do you know where Madge lives?”

“Above the Eight Bells, sir. Servants’ quarters.” The housekeeper set down her cup and rose, indicating the interview had ended.

Charles checked around the pub again when he returned to town, just a short walk from the grand, if sadly diminished, house. The quarters for servants were empty. Madge seemed to have gone into hiding. How she could abandon her nephew so carelessly, he did not know, but perhaps she was too devastated by her sister’s death to think clearly.

A day later, Charles and the baby were both sunk into exhaustion by the long journey to London. Charles’s carriage, the final step of the trip, pulled up in front of a stone building. Across from Mary-le-Bow Church in Cheapside, it had shop space, three floors of apartments, and a half attic on top. He’d had to hire a carriage from the posting inn where the coach had left them on the outskirts of town. While he had no trouble walking many miles, carrying both a valise and an infant was more than he could manage. At least they’d kept each other warm.

He made his awkward way out of the vehicle, coughing as the smoky city air hit his tortured lungs. In his arms, the babe slept peacefully, though he had cried with hunger for part of the long coach journey.

Charles’s friends, William and Julie Aga, had taken rooms here, above a chophouse. The building exuded the scent of roasting meats. His stomach grumbled as he went up the stairs to his friends’ chambers. William was a reporter, like Charles, though more focused on crime than government.

Charles doubled over, coughing, as he reached the top of the steps. He suspected if he’d had a hand free to apply his handkerchief, it would come away black again.

The door to the Agas’ rooms opened before he had the chance to knock.

“Charles!” William exploded. “Good God, man, what a sound to torture my ears.”

Charles unbent himself and managed a nod at his friend. William had the air of a successful, fashionable man-about-town, even at his rooms on a Thursday evening. He wore a paisley waistcoat under an old black tailcoat, which fit him like it had been sewn directly on his broad-shouldered body. They both prided themselves on dressing well. His summer-golden hair had darkened due to the lack of sun. He had the look of a great horseman, though Charles knew that William, like he, spent most of his time hunched over a paper and quill.

“I like that fabric,” Charles said. “Did Julie make you that waistcoat?”

“Charles.” William waved his arms. “Whatever are you carrying in your arms?”

Charles dropped his valise to the ground. It grazed his foot. He let out a yelp and hopped. “Blast it! My toe.”

William leaned forward and snatched the bundle from Charles’s arm. The cloth over little Timothy’s face slid away, exposing the sleeping child. “No room in the inn?”

“Very funny,” Charles snarled. He rubbed his foot against the back of his calf. “That smarted.”

“Whose baby?”

“A dead serving maid’s. I remember you said that a woman across the hall from you had a screaming infant. Do you think she might be persuaded to feed this one? He’s about four months old.”

William rubbed his tongue over his gums as he glanced from Timothy to Charles, then back again.

“He needs to eat. I don’t want to starve him. Also, I think he’s a little too warm.” Charles gave Timothy an anxious glance.

“Let’s hope he isn’t coming down with something.” William stepped into the passage and gave a long-suffering sigh. Then, he crossed to the other side and used his elbow to bang on the door across from his. “Mrs. Herring?”

Charles heard a loud cry in the room beyond, a muttered imprecation, and a child’s piping voice, then the door opened. A girl about the age of his youngest brother, Boz, opened the door.

“Wot?” she said indistinctly, as she was missing several teeth.

“I need your mother,” William said, smiling at the girl.

The girl turned her head partway and shrieked for her mother. A couple of minutes later the lady of the house arrived, a fat babe burping on her shoulder. She appeared as well fed as the infant, with rounded wrists tapering into fat fingers peering out from her cotton dress sleeves.

“Mr. Aga!” she said with a smile.

Charles instantly trusted Mrs. Herring’s sweet smile. Her hand had gone to the top of her daughter’s head for a caress, the sort of woman who genuinely enjoyed her children.

“Good lady,” Charles began. “I’ve been given the custody of this orphaned child due to a rather dramatic situation. Might you be able to take him in to nurse?”

Mrs. Herring stepped toward William. She took one look at the sleeping Timothy and exclaimed, “Lor bless me!” She handed her larger infant over to her daughter, then reached out her hands to William. He promptly placed the bundle into the mother’s arms.

Charles saw Timothy stir. He began to root around. “Hungry. Hasn’t been nourished since this morning.”

“Poor mite,” Mrs. Herring cooed. “How could you have let this happen? They must be fed regularly.”

“I don’t know how to care for a baby,” Charles admitted.

“But I remembered my friends had you as a neighbor. Can you help him?”

“We’ve no room for the tiny lad,” Mrs. Herring said sternly. She coaxed her daughter back inside.

“I can pay for his board,” Charles responded.

Mrs. Herring didn’t speak but her eyebrows lifted.

“Just for tonight at first,” William suggested with an easy smile. “You can see the situation is desperate.”

Charles reached into his pocket and pulled out a shilling. “I’m good for it. Truly. This would pay for days of his care if I hire a wet nurse. He has an aunt but she disappeared. I couldn’t find her before I had to return to London.”

“We’ll talk to you again in the morning,” William said. “I won’t leave the building until we’ve spoken.”

“Where am I to put him?” she asked, staring rather fixedly at the shilling. “The bed is full and we don’t have a cradle.”

William nodded wisely, as if he’d thought of this already. “Mr. Dickens and I will consult with my wife and bring something suitable. If you can feed him while we wait?”

Mrs. Herring reached out her free hand. Charles noted she had clean nails. She seemed a good choice for wet nurse. He placed the shilling in her palm and prayed they could make longer-term arrangements for a reasonable price.

Timothy let out a thin wail.

“He sounds weak,” Charles said, guilt coloring his words.

“I’ll do what I can.” Mrs. Herring glanced at the babe in her arms, then shut the door.

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Excerpt from A Christmas Carol Murder by Heather Redmond.  Copyright 2020 by Heather Redmond. Reproduced with permission from Heather Redmond. All rights reserved.

 


ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Heather Redmond is an author of commercial fiction and also writes as Heather Hiestand. First published in mystery, she took a long detour through romance before returning. Though her last British-born ancestor departed London in the 1920s, she is a committed anglophile, Dickens devotee, and lover of all things nineteenth century.
She has lived in Illinois, California, and Texas, and now resides in a small town in Washington State with her husband and son. The author of many novels, novellas, and short stories, she has achieved best-seller status at Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Apple Books. Her 2018 Heather Redmond debut, A Tale of Two Murders, reached #1 in Historical Mysteries at Amazon as well as being in the Top 100 on Amazon, Barnes & Noble (Top 20), and Apple Books (Top 40). It is also a multi-week Barnes & Noble Hardcover Mystery Bestseller and a Historical Mystery bestseller on Kobo Books.
Her two current mystery series are “A Dickens of a Crime” and “the Journaling mysteries.” She writes for Kensington and Severn House.

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