Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Featured Author: Susan D. Taylor



A Blue Million Books is the twelfth stop on Susan Taylor's book tour for Secret Desire with Buy The Book Tours. Susan's new Contemporary Erotic (low flame) Romance is published by Etopia Press. Sit back for an interview with the author, and then get your fan and swee tea ready for a racy excerpt from Secret Desire.


Interview with Susan Taylor

Welcome, Susan! How long have you been writing, and how did you start?

It seems like forever but really only for about a year and a half.

What do you like best about writing?

Creating characters. The crafting of their personalities. I always try to think of them in terms of what’s in their wallet. For Dustin, he’s got an slim wallet with a couple of credit cards (Amex, Diners Club). For Claire, she owns a messenger bag that’s filled with technology, a notebook or two, tons of pens and sticky notes.

How did you come up with the title, Secret Desire?


Well, it’s about a secret desire, so I went with the basic element of the premise.

Do you have another job outside of writing?

You mean there’s life beyond crafting fiction????
The sad answer is no. I had to retire after neurosurgery went awry.

How would you describe your book in a tweet? (140 characters or less.)


Vanilla journalist takes control of her life, owning her secret fantasies including connecting with Dustin and the desire to write erotica. (Phew 139…sweating!)

Do you outline, write by the seat of your pants, or let your characters tell you what to write?

I’d say I knock out a synopsis, some stories are more like tables, but once I get into the writing, say 30% mark, the characters start reacting, and I let them take me. If I’m lucky I can type fast enough.

Did you have any say in your cover art?

Funny story. The cover artist did the work for Tiffany Reisz’s venture into Felt Tips, an anthology of erotic stories. I saw the stock photo and used that image for Claire. Sexy librarian. She’s featured in the book trailer. Low and behold, without contacting her, Etopia contracted her to do the cover.

What do you think of it?

At first glance, I cried. So much skin. But then I settled down, and realized so much beautiful skin. I thought the wall was priceless in being broken. That’s exactly what is going on in the character. I don’t know if everyone gets it, but I do.

What’s your favorite line from a book?

So many. Well, I’m going to my favorite writer, Stephen Dobyns.
“In the years since I saw you on Sunday, I left my house and walked out across the Earth, with only my occasional luck and knowledge of cards.”  That’s not just a line, it’s a whole story.

What do you do to market your book?

Pray. This has been a learning experience more so that writing. Try to get involved in the market at various levels. Including do things like this blog tour, social media platforms which I had zero knowledge of before. And writing. Writing the next book.

Do you have imaginary friends? When do they talk to you? Do they tell you what to write?

That’s exactly what happens with the characters. They begin to become layered and dimensional. I’d think the story should go one way at the beginning but then it doesn’t resonate with who they’ve become by the middle or even ending at times.

How do you get to know your characters?

I’ve done everything from imagining what’s inside their wallet, refrigerator, what they like to drink, what they don’t like to wear. The character building, depending upon how deep I need to go, can turn into analysis.

Sophie’s choice: Do you have a favorite of your characters?

Too funny. I was just thinking of Sophie’s Choice this morning. Too coincidental. I’m yes but not an obvious one. Fran. She’s dark and a freer person because she’s so narcissistic. I had to hold back and let Claire’s arc form, whereas Fran appeared in true form from start to finish. Her wounds are there but the cause is invisible. Her story is called Savage Secret. I don’t know if it will get published since it’s not a sweet tale.

When you start a new book, do you know what the entire cast will be?

Not always. Some minor characters become more and more important in delivering the plot at times. That happened with a release later this year involving a paranormal story.

I’m constantly on the lookout for new names. How do you name your characters?


I’m lousy at naming them. I think about their inherent characteristics and research names. Like Claire = clarity. That was her arc. Dustin=on a dusty motocross trail. Ocean of Love, Marissa= from the sea (she’s a mermaid). Sara=princess in The Cowboy Rode a Harley.

Are you like any of your characters?

I think we all are like our characters to some degree either directly or how we strive to be exact opposites, the other side of the arc. With Claire, it was the discomfort of coming out and putting it out there that, hey this is what I write. I still have bouts of anxiety. It’s hard being a parent and teacher. My issue, I get that.

What book are you currently reading and in what format (e-book/paperback/hardcover)? 

Just finished Beautiful Bastard. It was beautifully erotic, and I finished it in hours.

How do you handle criticism of your work?

I like the feedback. I want to know what works and what readers think. What do they want more of and what didn’t work. Absolutely want real thoughts.


Tell us one weird thing, one nice thing, and one fact about where you live.

It’s all the same: Country Music. To me it was weird, hugely all over the place in type but conveys some heartfelt emotion and hey, it’s Nashville, baby!


About the book:

The problem with twins is that they look so much alike…

By day, Claire Robertson is a staff writer for a small publication in Seattle. But when the lights go down, she writes sizzling and oh-so-naughty erotica. She keeps these stories safely tucked away, hiding her secret fantasies of her hero, Dustin Murray. The man who stole her heart six years ago. And then jumped into bed with her twin sister.



Dustin never forgot Claire, or her twin sister’s lies that tricked him into sleeping with her. Nor has he forgotten that her sister’s threats have kept him silent for six years and cost him the woman he loved. Now that Claire’s returned home, Dustin isn’t about to lose her again. But it’ll be another thing to convince Claire he’s prepared to do whatever it takes to win her back.



When Claire accidentally sends the wrong story to her editor, things really heat up. With hot the new black in publishing, her editor thinks he’s struck gold and queues the story for publication. The last thing Claire needs is for everyone to learn that she’s got secrets of her own…





Excerpt

The man’s gaze fell to her legs still carelessly strewn across her desk. Her heart thundered in her ears. Warmth from his sharp exhale caressed the skin at her ankles.



She bit her lip and decided—-no regrets for trying “And?” She returned his mocking raised-brow expression in an eye-for-an-eye stare down.



“I’m Thornton Maxwell...your attorney.” He turned away, but not before she caught his look of displeasure. “God. Woman, do you even know what a mess you’ve got on your hands? We need to talk. A real pressure cooker is about blow.”



Cynthia froze. This wasn’t part of her erotic fantasy. What was he talking about? Should she just come out and admit she had no idea of what was going on or get him to divulge what demanded damage control?



She pretended unconcerned boredom in an attempt to buy some time to think. “Someone’s got his panties in a real twist.”



This wasn’t the first time she’d needed legal. But if he was her new go-to man, she was tempted to screw more things up.



This was a conundrum. He was too damn good-looking. This type of man didn’t appreciate a dumbbell. Did he know how hard she worked or that sometimes contracts needed to be bent? “Explored” is what she liked to call it. Wasn’t that why McGavock Publishing hired a boatload of first-year attorneys anyway? Shoot, he was probably upset because his weekend golf game was about to be rained out.



He paced in front of her desk while raking fingers through his thick, dark hair. Cynthia noticed the way he flexed and moved his arms, his muscles pumping and expanding. He stopped, spun around, and marched back to her desk.



“Lewis, when you cross out clauses and write your own notes into a publishing contract, we don’t have a legal leg to stand on in court when an issue is disputed. The things you’ve included to get an author to sign without consulting legal is tying us in knots. The next time you promise a writer the moon, you better consult me first and NASA second. Not whatever pops into that pretty little head of yours. You need my help with this lawsuit, and I expect your cooperation. You might as well know now that’s going to mean during office hours as well as evenings and weekends.”



His finger was pointed directly in front of her face. She imagined sucking the tip until her sex-crazed brain finally grasped his message.



What? She was floored. Her stomach felt punched, the fist of surprise still lodged in her ribcage. Her mind reeled. It wasn’t possible. She was being threatened with a lawsuit for a couple of silly additions to a contract, and now this man expected her to drop everything. Was he joking? Slowly she inhaled.



“I’m innocent.” She stared back at him. “Sure, I’m not beyond bending the rules, but a lawsuit? No, that’s not possible; it’s impossible. You’ve got to help me.”



“We definitely need a sit-down. Not your usual brush-off and expectation for legal to jump through a hoop. This one is serious.” His gaze swept over her face and downward. The space between them crackled with static energy. He was more than steamed. But he was ready to step in and help her. A spasm of pleasure trilled in her veins. He was her knight in shining armor. She wasn’t the enemy. Not his at least. With all that pent-up fury of his, it was a shame to let it go to waste. He was handsome beyond belief...another time, over cocktails or at a party, she’d not think twice about what her body wanted. His dark eyes weren’t all anger...passion brewed there, pulling the cords to her attraction, making her skin tingle. Oh, my. He wanted to school her good. But maybe she could teach him a thing.



“Thor…Thornton, sit down.” She recouped her confidence. He was in her dominion. The door was closed. Her assistant always knocked before entering. The glass panels were mirrored. He was so near...all she had to do was reach out to him.



She met his bad-boy stare with excitement screaming in her ears.



“Please.” She was almost purring, beseeching him over the rim of her eyeglasses.



“Fine, I’m all ears.” He pulled up a chair closer to her desk. “Well?”



She studied him. If the man ever smiled, he’d be drop-dead gorgeous. She let the papers slip out of her fingers, and she pushed her glasses up on top of her head. Cynthia rubbed her ankles together, and his eyes fixed onto legs.



Ding, ding. Johnny, she had a winner.



She lifted her legs and stood, acting as if arranging her papers was vital. She felt, rather than saw, that his gaze was upon her.



“Client-attorney privilege?” She rounded the desk, trailing her fingers along the surface.



“Yes, whatever you share. Go on.”



“Where shall I begin?” She stopped and leaned back on her desk, directly in front of him. Eighteen inches of space separated them.



“Haven’t you ever longed for something to the point of breaking a few rules? Just once?”



He held his spine erect. He gripped the armrests. She noticed the fine hairs on his fingers, but no ring. She placed the toe of her shoe on the corner of his chair, her ankle only an inch away from his grasp. Her silk skirt lifted, sliding up her thighs, and his gaze shot to the revealed set of black lace Agent Provocateur garters.



She licked her lips and unbuttoned a pearl button. He flared his nostrils ever so slightly. He stared at her fingers. She undid another button. He became a statue. A rather alluring, attentive one. She continued unbuttoning the rest of buttons. She didn’t open her shirt, hoping he’d notice her breasts were unhampered by a bra. The only sound in the room was their breathing.



“Don’t stop now.”



She opened her shirt, revealing ample cleavage. Her nipples hardened at the thought of his mouth teasing her skin.



She rubbed her leg against his thumb. He touched her ankle, lightly at first, before running his fingers up the back of her calf. She pushed her hips forward, her skirt lifted further up and over her thighs.



He made a low, primal sound, melting a reserve within her.

“Do you like what you see?”



Their eyes locked and she smiled. She traced a finger along the bottom of her lip. She stuck just the tip into her mouth and sucked, playfully removing any doubt of where this was going.



“Hmm,” she whispered. “What do you want?”



He closed his eyes and moved his hand over her knee. She went beyond merely teasing him to wanting to feel him deep inside her body.



About the author:

"I love the concept of falling in love. The type of romantic journey that is so intense, it's borders on insanity."--Susan D. Taylor.



After growing up in Miami, she moved to Nashville where she taught biology and special education. No longer a public school teacher, Susan now writes about consuming passion, how attraction plays out, and characters that are either going to incinerate or meld like warm caramel.



Susan lives with her husband, two blue heelers, two cats, a gecko and a snake. An RYT 200 (Yoga Alliance) practicing in vinyasa flow when she's not writing her next hot romance.


Connect with Susan:
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Sunday, April 7, 2013

Ten Authors, Twenty Questions

Ten brave authors, twenty silly questions. I've recently gotten quite a few brave souls who answered my twenty nosy questions, so I'm starting a feature I'll run periodically, called "Ten Authors, Twenty Questions," to help you get to know some of A Blue Million authors a little better. Today's post features Brent Hartinger, James Moushon, Alan Brenham, Dorothy Morris, Elvie Dell, Natasha House, Tracy Kauffman, Troy Jackson, Billie Thomas, and Sean Sousa.

If you're an author, and you're saying to yourself, "Dang, I want to answer those twenty silly questions," just let me know! I'm always looking for new victims...er...I mean willing participants. And now, let the games begin...

1. Brent Hartinger

Brent is the author of the Russel Middlebrook series.

1. Love or money?
Does anyone really pick money?

2. Plain or peanut?
Plain for the first twenty years of my life, but weirdly, peanut now.

3. Beef or chicken?
Chicken. Or tofu. (I know, I know.)

4. Coffee or tea?
Tea. Specifically green.

5. Oxford comma: yes or no?
OMG, don't start! Yes, a thousand times, yes! It's a question of CLARITY!

6. Hardback or Kindle?
I love my Kindle. Now I can take 50 books on the cruise and not break my back. (And if 49 of them turn out to be duds, I can buy more!)

7. Salty or sweet?
Sweet, although it's a close call.

8. City or country?
City. I like the country, but it's where I go when I want things to be simpler and slower and a little boring. And I'm starting to see how this questionnaire could start a lot of arguments.

9. Dog or cat?
Cat. I'm allergic to dog people.

10. Fame or fortune?
Is this case, I'm picking the cash. I've met a lot of celebrities over the years (a few are kinda sorta friends). And it looks horrible. No, after seeing the pressures of the spotlight close-up, I would never ever want fame, not in a million years. And I'm totally serious about this.

11. Laptop or desktop?
I need an ergonomic keyboard or I turn into a serial killer. So desktop.

12. Health food or junk food?
Health food. But I swear I'm actually kind of fun in person.

13. Mountains or beach?
Beach in the summer, mountains in the winter.

14. Gourmet or diner?
Now this just depends. Actually, I'd probably prefer a good bowl of pho.

15. Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.)
Unsweet. Oh, God, I'm pathetic, aren't I?

16. Humor or drama?
Humor. And for the record, it's true what they say: comedy is harder than drama.

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock?
Even Sophie couldn't make this choice. It's impossible.

18. Halloween or Christmas?
Christmas, although Halloween is the second best holiday of the year.

19. Spring or fall?
Fall is more beautiful, but spring is better because it means summer is coming.

20. Morning or night?
Night. The deeper, the better.


Brent was featured on A Blue Million Books on March 29, 2013. Read his interview.


2. James Moushon

James is the author of Jonathon Stone Mystery series.


1. Love or money?

Love – It’s too late for the money.

2. Plain or peanut?
Peanut – Sometimes I feel like a nut.

3. Beef or chicken?
Chicken – Where is the beef?

4. Coffee or tea?
Coffee – No weak tea here.

5. Oxford comma: yes or no?
No – Let the Brits do it their way.

6. Hardback or Kindle?
Kindle – Digital is the wavy.

7. Salty or sweet?
Salty – Beer and peanuts.

8. City or country?
Country – U.S.A.

9. Dog or cat?
Dog – Lassie.

10. Fame or fortune?
Fame – Not a fortune cookie.

11. Laptop or desktop?
Laptop – going mobile.

12. Health food or junk food?
Junk food – Wings and things.

13. Mountains or beach?
Beach – Ocean breeze.

14. Gourmet or diner?
Diner – Burger and fries type of guy.

15. Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.)
Sweet – Lots of sugar.

16. Humor or drama?
Humor – Everyone likes a good joke.

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock?
Mr. Spock – It’s all about the ears.

18. Halloween or Christmas?
Christmas – The beginning.

19. Spring or fall?
Spring  - Baseball time.

20. Morning or night?
Morning – Sunshine and the smile of the flowers.


James was a guest on A Blue Million Books on April 6. Read his interview.


3. Alan Brenham

Alan is the author of Price of Justice


1. Love or money?                    
Love

2. Plain or peanut?                   
Peanut

3. Beef or chicken?                  
Chicken

4. Coffee or tea?                     
Coffee

5. Oxford comma: yes or no?   
Yes

6. Hardback or Kindle?            
Kindle

7. Salty or sweet?                    
Sweet

8. City or country?                   
City

9. Dog or cat?                          
Dog

10. Fame or fortune?                 
Fortune

11. Laptop or desktop?             
Desktop

12. Health food or junk food?    
Health food

13. Mountains or beach?          
Both

14. Gourmet or diner?              
Diner

15. Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.) 
Unsweet

16. Humor or drama?               
Drama

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock?    
Mr. Spock

18. Halloween or Christmas?   
Christmas

19. Spring or fall?                      
Fall

20. Morning or night?                
Morning


Alan was featured on A Blue Million Books on March 13, 2013. Read his interview.


4. Dorothy Morris


Dorothy is the author of the Mockingbird Hill series.

1. Love or money?       
I have learned how fickle love is, so I’ll take the money.

2. Plain or peanut?       
Peanut

3. Beef or chicken?       
Chicken

4. Coffee or tea?       
Coffee

5. Oxford comma: yes or no?   
Yes

6. Hardback or Kindle?   
Hardback

7. Salty or sweet?       
Salty

8. City or country?       
City

9. Dog or cat?           
Both

10. Fame or fortune?       
Fortune

11. Laptop or desktop?   
Laptop

12. Health food or junk food?   
Health food

13. Mountains or beach?   
Beach

14. Gourmet or diner?       
Diner

15. Sweet or unsweet?   
Unsweet

16. Humor or drama?       
Drama

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock?   
Mr. Spock

18. Halloween or Christmas?   
Christmas

19. Spring or fall?       
Spring

20. Morning or night       
Night

Dorothy was featured on A Blue Million Books on February 20, 2013. Read her interview.


5. Elvie Dell

Elvie is the author of All About Me.

1. Love or money?

love

2. Plain or peanut?
Plain

3. Beef or chicken?
Chicken

4. Coffee or tea?
Tea

5. Oxford comma: yes or no? 

Yes, but does it really matter?

6. Hardback or Kindle?
Hardback

7. Salty or sweet?
Sweet

8. City or country?
Country

9. Dog or cat?
Dog

10. Fame or fortune?
Fortune

11. Laptop or desktop?
Desktop

12. Health food or junk food?
Health food

13. Mountains or beach?
Mountains

14. Gourmet or diner?
Diner

15. Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.)
Unsweet

16. Humor or drama?
Humor

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock?
Dr. Seuss

18. Halloween or Christmas?
Christmas

19. Spring or fall?
Spring

20. Morning or night?
Morning


Elvie was featured on A Blue Million Books on March 25, 2013. Read her interview.


6. Natasha House

Natasha is the author of Superhero Princess and the Curse of the Rainbow Fairy.


1.  Love or money? 
Love

2.  Plain or peanut? 
Peanut

3.  Beef or chicken?
Chicken

4.  Coffee or tea? 
Coffee

5.  Oxford comma: yes or no? 
I’m confused

6.  Hardback or Kindle?
Kindle

7.  Salty or sweet? 
Sweet

8.  City or country? 
Country

9.  Dog or cat? 
Dog

10. Fame or fortune? 
Fortune

11. Laptop or desktop? 
Laptop

12. Health food or junk food? 
Health food

13. Mountains or beach? 
Beach

14. Gourmet or diner? 
Gourmet

15. Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.) 
Sweet!

16. Humor or drama? 
Humor

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock? 
Mr. Spock

18. Halloween or Christmas? 
Christmas

19. Spring or fall? 
Spring

20. Morning or night? 
Night


Natasha was featured on A Blue Million Books on November 21. Read her interview.


7. Tracy Kauffman


Tracy is the author of My Boyfriend the Squire.

1.  Love or money?

Love

2.  Plain or peanut?
Peanut

3.  Beef or chicken?
Chicken

4.  Coffee or tea?
Tea

5.  Oxford comma: yes or no?
No

6.  Hardback or Kindle?
Hardback

7.  Salty or sweet?
Sweet

8.  City or country?
Country

9.  Dog or cat?
Dog

10. Fame or fortune?
Fortune

11. Laptop or desktop?
Desktop

12. Health food or junk food?
Junk food

13. Mountains or beach?
Beach

14. Gourmet or diner?
Diner

15. Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.)
Sweet

16. Humor or drama?
Drama

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock?
Dr. Seuss

18. Halloween or Christmas?
Christmas

19. Spring or fall?
Spring

20. Morning or night?
Night


Tracy was featured on A Blue Million Books on April 1, 2013. Read her interview.


8. Troy Jackson


Troy is the author of The Elementals.

1. Love or money?

Love

2. Plain or peanut?
Plain

3. Beef or chicken?
Beef

4. Coffee or tea?
Neither – Mountain Dew!

5. Oxford comma: yes or no?
Sure!

6. Hardback or Kindle?
Hardcover

7. Salty or sweet?
Sweet

8. City or country?
Country

9. Dog or cat?
Dog

10. Fame or fortune?
Fortune

11. Laptop or desktop?
Desktop

12. Health food or junk food?

Junk Food

13. Mountains or beach?
Beach

14. Gourmet or diner?
Diner

15. Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.)
Neither – Mountain Dew!

16. Humor or drama?
Drama

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock?
Mr. Spock

18. Halloween or Christmas?
Christmas

19. Spring or fall?
Fall

20. Morning or night?
Night


Troy was featured on A Blue Million Books on February 11, 2013. Read his interview.


9. Billie Thomas

Billie Thomas is the author of Murder On The First Day of Christmas.

1. Love or money?

Love! (Apparently)

2. Plain or peanut?

Peanut

3. Beef or chicken?

Beef, the bloodier the better

4. Coffee or tea?

Tea, preferably in the form of chai latte

5. Oxford comma: yes or no?

No, no and no!

6. Hardback or Kindle? 

Hardback, always.

7. Salty or sweet?

Sweet AND salty. Two great tastes that taste great together. 

8. City or country?

Country (with a city nearby)

9. Dog or cat?

Doggies! 

10. Fame or fortune?

Fortune

11. Laptop or desktop?

Laptop (because I’m a ramblin’ girl)

12. Health food or junk food?

Health food

13. Mountains or beach?

Mountains (but not the cold kind)

14. Gourmet or diner?

Gourmet

15. Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.)

Unsweet (Blasphemy, I know)

16. Humor or drama?

Humor

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock?

Dr. Seuss.

18. Halloween or Christmas?

Christmas! (But without the pesky murders)

19. Spring or fall?

Spring

20. Morning or night?

Morning


Billie Thomas's main character Chloe Carstairs was a guest on A Blue Million Books on April 4. Read her interview.


10. Sean Sousa


Sean is the author of The Forever Saga: Flash

1. Love or money?

Definitely love – money comes and goes, but love from spouse, family, and friends gets us through. Although, buying a yacht one day would be rad.

2. Plain or peanut?

I’m torn – I like the taste of peanut M & M’s more, but you get less of them in the bag. You get a lot of plain, but then you get zero peanut. I can’t even.

3. Beef or chicken?
A complete tie. Chicken is my bread and butter during the week, but nothing beats a good steak, burger, or carne asada burrito.

4. Coffee or tea?
I used to drink black coffee at work every day, with a healthy amount of cream and sugar. I had energy that put most squirrels to shame. Alas, I had to quit (the coffee, not my job). Earl grey is my homeboy.

5. Oxford comma: yes or no?

Oxford comma all the way. It helps break down a list of subjects better in a sentence. Plus, it just sounds literary, dignified, and awesome.

6. Hardback or Kindle?
The Kindle is lightweight and stores hundreds or books, but hardcover/paperback books are great décor for the home. Another tie; this one’s going to overtime.

7. Salty or sweet?

Both – that’s why I love Snickers.

8. City or country?

What does the suburbs qualify as? I gotta go with city; just being around a lot of people and a lot of fun places gives me energy.

9. Dog or cat?
Definitely dog. Cats are cute and nice in certain ways, but I know the truth. I was once told I was allergic to cats, but I think it’s really an innate ability to sense evil.

10. Fame or fortune?
Great question; I’d go with fortune on this one, just because I’d have more resources to give to others.

11. Laptop or desktop?
Both sound great as I type this on my 7 year-old PC, but if I had to upgrade I’d go with a shiny new iMac.

12. Health food or junk food?
Sometimes I have to offer a sacrifice to my sweet tooth, but healthy food all the way!

13. Mountains or beach?
Here in southern California, we have both, but generally it’s less exhausting to get to the beach. Also, the beach doesn’t potentially have bears, bees, or coyotes.

14. Gourmet or diner?
While I appreciate the presentation and intention behind gourmet cuisine, its food is so well-presented on the plate that I don't want to eat it - I want to take a picture of it. Diner food may not always look "pretty" but hey, it looks good in my stomach!

15. Sweet or unsweet? (Tea of course.)

Sweetened tea for sure. Unsweetened tea reminds me too much of my black coffee binge years ago…|

16. Humor or drama?

Humor, without a doubt. Most fiction takes itself way too seriously these days.

17. Dr. Seuss or Mr. Spock?
Dr. Seuss - because his sick rhymes were always on the loose. Imma dance so watch my caboose.

18. Halloween or Christmas?
Christmas, because it A) has much more meaning, B) involves more tasty things than Halloween, C) doesn’t include gruesome or hooched-out costumes, and D) presents.

19. Spring or fall?
Gonna go with spring – the warmer weather, the smells in the air, the signs of summer on the horizon – everything in nature starts to come alive again after the winter.
 
20. Morning or night?
To quote a wise man, “the nighttime is the right time.”


Sean was featured on A Blue Million Books on April 5, 2013. Read his interview.


So there you have it. I think the results were very interesting. There were some questions that were close, some that even tied. But there was a definite preference for love, chicken, fortune, dogs, and Christmas. So how about you? How did you answer? You know you totally took the test. Send me your answers! There will be another Ten Authors, Twenty Questions feature soon. Are you up for the challenge?

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Featured Author: James Moushon

Author James Moushon has been kind enough to host me on his blog, HBS Author’s Spotlight, several times, and I'm so happy to be able to return the favor. James writes mysteries and thrillers--good old spy stories with tales of intrigue. His newest book, Black Mountain Secrets, is the second in the Jonathon Stone mystery series.




About the book:

CIA Agent Jonathon Stone goes undercover to help in an FBI investigation after a fellow agent is murdered on the Colorado River.



Stone continues the agent’s investigation of suspects who are stealing top-secret documents from a secret Army base in the middle of the Mohave Desert. The trail leads him from the rugged Black Mountains of Nevada to Laughlin, a gambling oasis on the Colorado.



As things heat up in this desert paradise, Stone dodges bullets and attempts on his life until he reaches the ultimate showdown. Jonathon Stone truly needs lady luck on his side to catch the spies and get through this ordeal alive.



Mystery Writer James Moushon brings to life Jonathon Stone, an undercover CIA agent assigned to the off the books CIA division – DOT.



He throws Stone right into the middle of action. As the mystery unfolds, Stone uses his wealth of knowledge and keen analytical mind to complete his dangerous assignments, while at the same time battling his love for gambling and drinking and the ladies.


Interview with James:

Welcome, James. How long have you been writing, and how did you start?

I have been writing technical articles in the computer field for over 20 years. I started to write fiction five years ago and blogging my life away. I really enjoy both.

How did you come up with the title of your book, Black Mountain Secrets?


The story takes place on the Colorado River in Laughlin, NV. That area is surrounded by the Black Mountains range and a perfect setting for murder, espionage and intrigue.

Do you outline, write by the seat of your pants, or let your characters tell you what to write?

Having a computer background, I outline, plan, and keep track of my characters and plots with a database and reports. It is just the way I roll. Also, my blogs are controlled by a database and software I’ve written.

What books have you read more than once or want to read again?

I read mostly non-fiction books. I choose a topic and start reading everything I can get my hands on. When I read fiction, I like to read a book that has been made into a film, then watch the film and then go back and read the book again.

Tell us a book you’re an evangelist for.

Indie Chicks: 25 Independent Women 25 Personal Stories The book is written by 25 women authors.

“Their hope is that these stories will inspire YOUR independent spirit and allow you to live the life you were meant to live. All proceeds from the sale of this book are donated to a charitable organization like fighting breast cancer.”

I have blogged about most of the 25 authors on the HBS Author’s Spotlight blog.

What do you do to market your book?

I use Social Media and my website plus my three blogs. I have tried the Amazon giveaway with pretty good success. Black Mountain Secrets jumped to number ten, but I didn’t see much carryover in sales after the event.

Sophie’s choice: Do you have a favorite of your characters?

Of course, Jonathon Stone, my pragmatist. I liked writing about the lonely fisherman called Catfish and the suspect, Dena Noles, who gets involved with Stone.

Tell us about your favorite scene in the book.

I like the ending a lot; a twist and a turn and the unexpected. That’s all I’m going to say. You just have to read it to find out why it is my favorite.

What song would you pick to go with your book?

I bought a sound track for the book trailer that is close to the theme from the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It fits the setting: danger and murder, deep in the desert.

Who are your favorite authors?

Ernest Hemingway and Robert Ludlum

What are your favorite books:

a) as a child?    ???
b) as a teenager? The Snows of Kilimanjaro
c) as an adult?   Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

What’s one of your favorite quotes?

“Kilimanjaro is a snow-covered mountain 19,710 feet high, and is said to be the highest mountain in Africa. Its western summit is called the Masai 'Ngaje Ngai,' the House of God. Close to the western summit there is a dried and frozen carcass of a leopard. No one has explained what the leopard was seeking at that altitude.” Hemingway

I feel only Hemingway could write something like that at the start of a story that tells it all.

What are you working on now?

Game Of Fire is in its final edit, I hope. Jonathon Stone becomes involved in an arson case as an explosive expert. It leads him on a trail of murder and suspense during the Chinese New Year festivals. (The Year of the Fire Pig.)

It sounds great. You'll be back when it's released, right? In the meantime, we'll be reading Black Mountain Secrets.




Book excerpt:

Chapter One

Set in the rugged mountains of Nevada and the surrounding desolate sagebrush covered desert, lies an oasis. This is a place of intense heat in the summer and mild, clear days in the winter. In this area, the Colorado River runs through a gorge of man-made hills with a small fishing village on one side and a gambling playground on the other.

During the day, the river is a recreational haven. At night, it is a dark, eerie mass of water moving south. It is sprinkled with shuttle boats with their headlights guiding the way, ferrying people from one side of the river to the other.

This winter night started as a typical one for the tourists and gamblers alike. A shuttle boat had just left one of the casino’s docks and was headed to the Arizona side, flowing with the rapid current.

Suddenly there was a loud crash and a deadening scream and all was silent. Only the sounds of the water rushing down the river and the glow of lights from the casinos were left. It seemed that the moon and the stars were the only witnesses as the tragedy of the night tumbled like a rolling stone down the river, along with the information that could threaten a nation.

. . . . . . . .

I browsed through the email I’d received from my boss, Russ Evans.

From: Eagle
To: Jonathon Stone
Date: Mon, Dec 4, 2006 at 9:18 AM

Subject: URGENT – NEW ASSIGNMENT

MEET ME IN LAS VEGAS - ARRIVAL DECEMBER 8 – GET TICKETS FROM DEBBIE– MEET AT DENNY’S ON STRIP 9 AM - PREPARE FOR LONG STAY – INVOLVES THE THEFT OF TOP SECRET INFORMATION – SIMILAR TO BLACKSTONE OP - AL HOUSTON WAS KILLED IN LAUGHLIN, NV TWO WEEKS AGO WHILE ON ASSIGNMENT - TIME IS IMPORTANT

EAGLE

See Attachment

Russ always wrote his emails in an abbreviated style. I guess it was a carryover from the old days when all our notes were handwritten.

I opened the attachment. It was more revealing than his email. It was an article from the Bullhead City, Arizona newspaper:

Laughlin, NV
Date: 11/25/2006
BOATING ACCIDENT MARS GAMBLER’S WEEKEND FUN

An Oasis Casino shuttle boat overturned last night on the Colorado near a Bullhead City dock with no apparent survivors. The Bullhead Search and Rescue Squad were on the scene this morning. Up to press time, only one body had been recovered from the river. An unidentified man in his mid-forties washed ashore near Riviera. The search will continue through today according to the BSRS leader, Jack Finn.

Agent Al Houston must have been the unidentified man in the boating accident. I had briefly worked with him several years ago in Europe. Now I am working stateside doing special assignments.

I have been with the CIA’s special unit DOT for several years now. Originally we had been set up as an undercover operation in Long Beach but that had been compromised two years ago and all the staff had scattered to other assignments. I had been lucky enough to be able to stay at my same home in Belmont Shore, California, in the Long Beach area.


About the author:

James Moushon was born in Illinois and is a graduate of Bradley University. For years he wrote articles for industry publications in the electronic document field.

James published his first Mystery Novel, Call Off The Dogs in 2010. He is continuing to create Jonathon Stone Mystery novels with the publication of the Black Mountain Secrets last November.



Starting over 15 years ago, he was involved in the startup of the electronic forms industry in the creation, conversion and usage of electronic forms by supplying that industry with a continuing source of published literature, software products and training seminars. 

In 2003, he changed his focus to ebooks and their development. He is currently wearing Three Hats. He's a mystery writer, book industry blogger, and a computer consultant. He's spent the majority of his adult life developing computer systems and thinking about writing.

Connect with James:
Website / Facebook / Goodreads / Twitter / Amazon
Blogs:  The eBook Author’s Corner    
        HBS Author’s Spotlight blog
        HBS Mystery Reader’s Circle

Friday, April 5, 2013

Guest Post by Sean Sousa

Finding the Right Writing Regimen


The life of a writer often involves a balance of two things: a creative mind free to wander into exciting story ideas, and a disciplined attitude that harnesses that creativity.

Often, these two qualities seem opposed to each other. If you wait to be creative, you may never get words on a page - but if you diligently choose a day and time to write, can you be creative on command?

In truth, the right kind of discipline is not limiting, but actually freeing, to our creativity. Here are several ways to finding the right balance in your writing schedule:

1.    Writer, know thyself. The more we understand how we’re wired, the less anxiety and confusion we feel when writing. When are you at your most relaxed and creative? Are you a morning person, a night owl, or something different? Answer those questions and you’ve got yourself a built-in time each day to write. If your daily schedule varies, you can be flexible, but keep your writing time as consistent as possible.

2.    Time is on your side. Now that you have a time of day nailed down to write, how long should you write for? This differs from writer to writer, but a good place to start is one hour. It allows for a solid chunk of time each day, but not so much that it crowds out other important things like rest, fun, social activities, exercise, etc. 

Limiting yourself to one hour works both ways – if your creativity is overflowing, you can finish your hour with something left in the tank for tomorrow. If it takes all you’ve got to slog through writing, the end of that hour is sweet relief!



Again, this can change if you can consistently write on more/less time – use it as a guideline and adjust to fit your style, just so long as it keeps you disciplined.

3.    The 20-Mile March. So you have a time of day and length of time picked out – but how much should you write in each session? I would recommend somewhere around 3 single-spaced pages, and here’s why:



In the early 20th century, two guys attempted to be the first to reach the South Pole in Antarctica – Amundson and Scott. Whereas Scott pushed his team to the limit on clear days and stayed put in inclement weather, Amundson instituted the “20-Mile March” – no matter the conditions, his team would travel 20 miles every day. On good days, they would finish with energy to spare, which came in mighty handy when they suffered through the 20 miles in blizzard conditions on other days. Both men made it to the South Pole, but only one made it first, and survived the trip back: Amundson. 


Just like limiting yourself to 1 hour, a 3-page limit is also a great daily goal. Why? Because on good days you avoid burnout, and on bad days you can see the end in sight. If you absolutely can’t contain your writing excitement, feel free to write 6 pages on a given day – but that doesn’t mean you can take the next day off. Three pages, every day, within that hour block, will leave you feeling accomplished.

4.    Working for the weekend? Generally, you would want to write three pages, in one hour, for five days a week. If you hit your writing stride and want to finish your literary work faster, you may consider including weekends on your regimen. However, weekends are generally meant for rest, and for good reason. If you start feeling stretched thin from writing 7 days a week, stick to weekdays. It may take a little time, but writing is a marathon, not a sprint: pacing yourself will make the process much more enjoyable for you and those around you.

5.    Feed your creativity. As important as it is to write – books, blog entries, articles, personal Haiku, etc. – it is vital to note that the richer your life experiences are, the better your writing will be. You may have heard the mantra, “write what you know,” and the more you live life, the more you’ll be able to draw from when you write. In addition to weekends, consider building chunks of time each day where you do things that recharge your batteries, so to speak.



Take a walk in the park. Go to a movie. Undertake a home improvement project. Chill with friends at a coffee shop. Sit in a chair and stare at a wall. Sleep like a hibernating bear. All of these things are a must to protect against the last point of this post...

6.    Be present. When we’re excited by stuff and spend a lot of time doing/thinking about it, it’s often hard to unplug from it while we’re carrying on with the rest of life.



For example, it might be cool if you were an astronaut and went to space for an important mission, but how enjoyable would it be for your friends and family if that’s all you ever talked about? They’d want to shoot you back into space.



You may have the best writing idea ever, and you may put it in the public’s hands and become the Bestselling Writer of Awesome, but what you accomplish isn’t as important as who you become in the process. Don’t be obsessed with, or defined by, your writing. Instead, be a respected, well-rounded person that just so happens to be a great writer.

Start with these suggestions, figure out how best you operate as a writer, and see just how liberating it can be when you set the right kinds of discipline for yourself. Happy writing, and as always, expect greater things ahead!


Sean Sousa is the author of The Forever Saga: Flash, an action & adventure/science fiction/fantasy novel. It currently has an Amazon.com rating of 4.7 and Sean was kind enough to share an excerpt with us.

                    Book Description:

Long ago, the first reign of Grigori Geist nearly destroyed the Earth.

Returned from exile, Geist is secretly rebuilding his kingdom beneath Antarctica, assembling his robotic Vaucan race to war against mankind. Only one obstacle remains: the war hero known as Brian Renney.

Yet Brian is losing a battle against his fears. Scars of heart and mind linger from his days in Vietnam, fueling his failures as husband and father. This embitters his youngest son, Jason – a star athlete torn between pursuing the love of his life, and meeting the demands of a father who is far from the storied army captain he once was. 
And all the while, Geist is coming for them.

In this dark hour, Brian and Jason encounter a war to end all others... and an unexpected ally who, once meant for evil, shall forever be a force for good.




Excerpt from The Forever Saga: Flash

Prince Ahya laid eyes upon his kingdom for the first time – and was desperate to escape it.

He observed his people – blissful yet enslaved, with no will of their own – and refused to let the same fate befall the Earth. That was why, despite the grandeur of the kingdom before him, the prince could not obey his king, Grigori Geist. It was Dietrich Schmidt, the prince’s only ally, who had convinced him that he could be more than an instrument of destruction; but rather, a freer of the enslaved. It would begin with an escape from the city, the exposure of Geist to the outside world, and the rallying of allies to their cause.

The prince surveyed the city of Regnum Aeturnum, a megalopolis of over one hundred million people, built from a round, basin-shaped cavern excavated beneath the continent of Antarctica. Gleaming towers, temples, ramparts, and terraces sprang from the city floor, while Aether, a second city, hung from the cavern ceiling above. This suspended series of towers comprised a glowing ceiling of blue-white light – imitating the true sky, far above, that Prince Ahya had never witnessed.

Ahya…the meaning of the prince’s name was never given to him, nor could he discern it. Frustrated, the prince stood on an open air balcony on the lower levels of the Great Spire, an hourglass-shaped fortress of gleaming white quartz that lay in the center of Regnum Aeturnum, and the only structure that reached both cavern floor and ceiling. The Great Spire had been the prince’s home for the entirety of his young life.

In the solitude of the balcony, the prince watched and waited for his opportunity. Ahead of him, the Jupiter Terrace – the primary road of the city – stretched out from the base of the Great Spire toward the castle-like Gate of Ishtar, twenty-eight miles away. It was a dangerous gauntlet to run. In his youth and inexperience, the prince was not at the height of his power, nor did he expect Geist to simply let him leave. Despite the peculiar sensation of doubt creeping from his chest to the ends of his limbs, the prince had to try. Until he succeeded, millions of citizens would remain Geist’s puppets.

The prince spoke aloud with resolve in his voice. “Is it time?”

A quiet, slightly hoarse voice answered, heard only by the prince. “It is.”

At this, the prince leapt over the railing of the terrace, falling hundreds of feet below and sliding along the base of the Great Spire as it leveled off toward the ground. Such a fall did not faze the prince, for he was not made of flesh and blood, but of metal and circuitry – his sixty-foot body adorned in shining plates of gray armor, sculpted as like broad human muscles. As the prince sprinted from the Great Spire to the Jupiter Terrace, his glowing red eyes burned with determination – like Dietrich, he wished not only to escape Geist, but to one day defeat him.

***

Within the prince’s chest, in lieu of a heart, were human quarters, where Dietrich Schmidt sat uneasily in a leather armchair. A ponderous, kind, gentle man on the verge of his seventies, Dietrich appeared the slightly mad scientist at first glance: disheveled white hair and wrinkles spanned a pale face of sagging brown eyes, ears, and nose, his tired body draped with a white coat over a black shirt and slacks. His meager appearance belied the fact that he, not Grigori Geist, was the true architect of Regnum Aeturnum.

Around Dietrich, the room’s sparse furniture and shelving remained still, even as the prince darted amongst shining towers, hoping to avoid the armies now searching for them. In front of Dietrich was a three dimensional image, a map of Regnum Aeturnum; a miniature model of the prince appeared in white upon the display, and Dietrich nervously watched as hundreds of gray dots lit up around their position.

“How many has he sent?” the prince asked anxiously.

“Nearly every Protector-class division.”

Dietrich activated a switch on the chair’s armrest, and as the 3D display dissolved, every surface in his quarters became a projection of the view outside the prince. He disliked the Vigil display – it had always given him motion sickness – and nausea now gripped him at the sight of Regnum Aeturnum.

Unable to watch the rapid passing of scenery, Dietrich focused straight ahead on the Gate of Ishtar, which now seemed even farther away than it was from the Great Spire. He wondered where Geist was at that moment; the tyrant had no doubt waited for the prince to reveal himself, and now he unleashed an army of vaucans upon them.




About the author:

SEAN C. SOUSA never planned on writing a novel – that is, until the idea for The Forever Saga came along. He first conceived it as a video game design concept, then a screenplay, and finally a written work of fiction. His debut novel, The Forever Saga: Flash, marks the end of one six-year journey toward publication, and also the beginning of another: to bring his stories to a worldwide audience.

His dream is to see fiction inspire positive social change in the world, calling attention to issues of social justice and mobilizing his readership to meet the needs of those afflicted.

Mr. Sousa resides in Southern California with his wife, Shelley, and when he is not writing further adventures about the Renney family, he is usually up to socially acceptable mischief with his friends and family.

Connect with Sean:
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Thursday, April 4, 2013

Featured Character: Billie Thomas's Chloe Carstairs

Author Billie Thomas and I have a lot in common. We've both written a cozy mystery, both of our books feature women sleuths, both are the first in a series, both are peppered with humor, and both are set in the South. So I am thrilled to have Billie's main character, Chloe Carstairs, from Murder on the First Day of Christmas here today. Darlin's, sit yourself down and be prepared to be charmed by Chloe.

About the book:

Finding a severed hand at a client’s house might throw lesser decorators off their games. But Chloe Carstairs and her mother, Amanda, won’t let a little thing like murder keep them from decking the halls. With a body under the partridge’s pear tree and a dead Santa in a sleigh, they have to crack the case before the killer strikes again – this time much too close to home.

Filled with laugh-out-loud humor, romance and a delightfully difficult mother-daughter relationship, this new series from Billie Thomas offers a fast-paced caper as these two southern ladies try to keep their very merry Christmas from turning into the Noel from hell.


About Chloe:

Chloe Carstairs is an interior decorator, amateur investigator, and serial dater. Together, she and her mother, Amanda Carstairs, solve mysteries. And try not to get each other killed in the process. Chloe is always looking for a clue, trying to catch a killer and a man. As she says on her blog, Chloe Gets A Clue, romance is the one mystery she can't seem to solve.

Interview with Chloe Carstairs:


Welcome, Chloe! I loved your book and am anxious to talk to you about it. In Murder On The First Day of Christmas, you and your mom team up to find a killer. How did that partnership come about?

Mom is actually a degreed interior designer who had a very successful business for years. She retired a couple of years ago and was only doing projects that really interested her, plus the Christmas houses. I could tell she was getting restless. I’ve been helping her on jobs since I was a teen, and after I got burned out on graphic design, I began taking on decorating jobs with her guidance. We had so much fun decorating and investigating, this past Christmas, we’ve decided to team up for more jobs. I think we were both surprised at how well we worked together. Our relationship’s always been a bit of a roller coaster.

I cannot imagine being partners with my mother. She would constantly play the mom card. How’s it been going since you teamed up with your mom?

Trust me, Amanda Carstairs whips out the mom card almost as fast as she whips out her Saks card. But I’ve learned to hold my own. I think she’s coming to respect me as a decorator, and the danger we got into during our first case somehow brought us closer. We still clash sometimes, but this is the best we’ve gotten along in years, so I’m trying not to jinx it.

How did an interior decorator end up being a sleuth?

Two clients were killed in houses we decorated and then a family friend was accused of the crime. My mom was furious. And, like we say in the South, when Mama ain’t happy, nobody’s happy. Turns out, our interior decorating skills come in handy when we’re investigating. We can profile a suspect by their décor better than any agent in the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit. 

Chloe, how did you first meet your Billie?

I introduced myself at a coffee shop where she likes to hang out. We bonded over a mutual love of chai lattes and started spending a lot of time together during NaNo a few years ago.

Want to dish about her?


Always. Billie Thomas (not her real name) works at an advertising agency, which might explain why she’s constantly thinking up ways to kill people without getting caught. She lives in Birmingham, not far from me and has a really cute boyfriend (must be nice) and an even cuter dog.

Did you ever think your life would end up being in a book?

Not a mystery book, no. But then I never thought I’d find a severed hand or have two clients drop dead in homes I decorated.  Naturally, I blame Mom.

Natch. Tell us about your favorite scene in the book.


I loved when I was interrogating Robin Woodson, a woman suspected of killing two of her husbands. I felt like I was matching wits with a clever killer, but I was surprised to find I kind of liked her too. Like me, she loves chick flicks and going to movies by herself. A very cool girl. As homicidal maniacs go.

Well, don't hold that against her, bless her heart. Did you have a hard time convincing Billie to write any particular scenes for you?

No she pretty much does what she wants. If anything, I'd love her to delete the scenes where my mom shamelessly flirts with one of Birmingham’s most notorious criminals to extract information. I don’t know what was worse: watching her do it or seeing that it worked.

If you could rewrite anything in your book, what would it be?

That scene near the end where I have to tackle the killer and end up mooning half the Birmingham Police Department, including that cute Yankee cop, who’s never going to let me live it down. That was uncalled for, Billie. Uncalled for!

And to top it off, she made you wear polka dot panties that day. She could have at least put you into a hot little Victoria's Secret number. Okay, now tell the truth. What do you think of your fellow characters?

Well, most of them are family so I’m kind of stuck with them. My mom drives me crazy, but we’re getting along better these days. My dad, Alex, is wonderful, except for his habit of always taking my mom’s side. And my sister, Bridget is a little too much like my mom for my taste, but her habit of tangling up clichés (“I know this town like the back of my head”) is really endearing.

What impression do you make on people when they first meet you? Does that impression change after they've known you for a while?

I’ve been told I come off a little ditzy, but after people get to know me better they revise that to a lot ditzy.

Oh, honey, that's not true. Well, maybe a little bit. We'd best move on. Tell us about your best friend.


You think I’m romantically challenged? My best friend Dana is a mess. She caught her fiancé cheating and had to call off the wedding. Then a dating site only found one match for her in all of Birmingham. Her brother.

Ouch.

She said she was going to take a break from dating and just work on herself for a while, but the way she keeps going on and on about how hot her therapist is doesn’t bode well for that plan.  

What are you most afraid of?

Turning into my mother and being totally okay with that. Shudder.

What’s the best trait Billie has given you?  


My sense of humor is by far my best trait. It’s gotten me out of some pretty sticky situations, let me tell you.

Laugh or cry, that's what I say. What’s the worst trait she's given you?

I’d say the worst trait is my small-breastedness. Billie’d argue that the former contributes to the latter, but I’m not buying it.


What do you like best about your mother, Amanda? 

Okay, she’s not going to see this, right?

I can't say never, because you know mothers--they tend to find out everything, but chances are slim.

Because, while I admire her confidence, I don’t think she needs any more of it. But yeah, I like the way she just projects this air of self-assurance that other people –especially men – respond to. I could definitely use a little more of that.

What do you dislike about her?

My least favorite quality is the way she always has to be right. Followed closely by the way she usually is.

Oh, that can be annoying. But that's not as bad as having a mother who's frequently wrong but never uncertain. Know what I mean? I'm not naming names, I'm just sayin'. How do you feel about your life right now? What, if anything, would you like to change?
This uncertainty about my relationship with Jacob is taking its toll. I’m thirty now and a little surprised to find I’m ready to be married and start a family. I never thought I’d be “that girl.” I just wish I knew definitively if it were going to work out for us, so I could move forward or move on. Billie’s not one for spoilers though, which is really an annoying trait in a writer.

So you’re...romantically challenged and a serial dater? Are you a serial dater because you’re romantically challenged?

I’m afraid so. I’d rather be with just Jacob, but when I hinted that I could see us getting married, he got a little freaked out. And then called my bluff when I suggested we see other people. So yeah, I’ve been dating like crazy – and I use that term deliberately – because I can’t just sit around waiting for Jacob to come to his senses. 

Can you tell us a little about Jacob?

He’s a very cute architect with soccer player calves and commitment issues. Right up my alley. We’re working together on a project right now – turning an old castle into a bed-and-breakfast. I think collaborating is bringing us closer, but we’re still not officially back together.

Tell the truth—-were you attracted to that detective, or that cute DA—-you know, the one you called "Mr. Six Feet of Sex Appeal?"

The detective, Max McGowan was too infuriating to be attractive at first, but I admit, he grew on me. He’s not my type, really, but I can see the appeal. Maybe I’ll introduce him to my friend Dana. Jack Lassiter, on the other hand, is every girl’s type, and the perfect way to make a commitment-phobic boyfriend jealous. Appearances can be deceiving however. That guy had some major issues.

You just come on down to Goose Pimple Junction, Chloe. There are a few eligible men Tess could introduce you to. She or Louetta will fix you right up. But I wonder if Billie would let you go. What aspect of her writing style do you like best?

She really captures the humor and affection between my mom and myself. The reviews usually mention this, so I’m not alone in thinking she gets it right. I have the feeling she’s basing us on the real-life relationship she had with her mom, so it comes across as very genuine.

Yes it does. If your story were a movie, who would play you?


That’s a hard one. I’d definitely say a fifty-something Debbie Reynolds to play my mom, Amanda. She’s the perfect combination of sophistication and dry humor. As for me, Julia Louis-Dryfus at thirty, maybe. Or Mindy Kaling, though Billie would have to revise the plot quite a bit to accommodate Mindy’s ability to tan. 

Will you encourage Billie to write a sequel?


She’s already working on Murder in a Two-Seater.

Yay! Tell us about it.

Mom and I investigate a homicide at a spooky old castle during a classic car show. I’m not looking forward to it, to be honest. The castle is rumored to be haunted, and while I ain’t scared of no ghosts, I’m not about to go fooling around with the afterworld, especially when my dad’s being accused of murder in this one.

Oooh, that sounds so good. I can't wait to read it. And you better come back to tell us about it once it's out, or Tess will hunt you down and make you drink regular tea--sans the sweet or the lemon. Gasp!

Chloe, thanks for chatting with us
. And thanks for talking with Tess on your blog about life in Goose Pimple Junction. She had a blast.

About the author:

Billie Thomas is the pseudonym of a Birmingham-based author. After the real Billie passed away unexpectedly at the end of 2011, getting Murder on the First Day of Christmas, the first of a series, revised and published was her daughter’s top priority as a way to honor the mom who had given her a lifelong love of books.

In her real life, Ms. Thomas writes within the advertising industry and is a founding member of the writing collective, IndieVisible.

Other publications include Bar Code: Your Personal Pocket Decoder to the Modern Dating Scene.

Connect with Billie:
Blog / Facebook / Twitter / Goodreads

Buy the book:
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